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What if he accidently joins the IDF?Well, here's what the Gaza border looks like...
So what are the chances of a spoiled upperclass douchbag dudebro getting through that? I'd estimate the odds at somewhere between Fuck and All.
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You mean on how Eli is going to kill himself? Hmmm... I'll bet 4000 quatloos Eli manages to parkour over the first barb wire fence and a mine immediately blows him into itty-bitty douchbag bits. What's the over/under on that?
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that's pretty much what this thread is turning into
i'll wager two monsters that he dies
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I wager 100,000 Islams that Hamas catches him and beheads him with a dull, rusty sword.
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If this is real, I'm betting on him getting picked up for skulking around the border or asking about Hamas tunnels and then being taken to the Embassy. At least they might know about him.
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I bet a month's supply of falafel he miraculously survives.
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OK, I'll take that bet.
Eli has a higher chance of getting killed by Israelis than by anyone in Hamas.
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50 w-quarters that he goes to the Gaza border, asks to be let in, and immediately gives up when he's told to piss off in "Islamic or whatever gay ass language they speak" before returning home courtesy of the US embassy.
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But this is a STEALTH mission. He's not supposed to ASK to be let into Gaza. He's supposed to ninja his way in! Don't you know anything?
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Well, here's what the Gaza border looks like...
So what are the chances of a spoiled upperclass douchbag dudebro getting through that? I'd estimate the odds at somewhere between Fuck and All.
Should be a piece o' cake for someone that was trained by Parkour Master Jace Connors.
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According to Google Maps, the Yavne is 39.4 miles from the Gaza Strip.
There are several homeless shelters in Tel Aviv, all run by the same charitable organization (Gagon).
Gagon 1, at 6, Bergner St. Jaffa
-Gagon 2, at Mesilat Yesharim St.Tel- Aviv (serving as a shelter for homeless women).
Gagon 3, at 40 Ben Zvi St., Tel-Aviv
At the Shelters, each homeless person receives, without any payment, the following services: a clean bed, proper clothing, hot shower, regular meals, medical treatment, as well as rehabilitation therapy by a social worker, on behalf of the Tel-Aviv-Jaffa Municipality.
The length of stay in our shelters in not limited, our tenants can stay with us as long as necessary, until a permanent or better place of residence has been obtained or arranged for them.At the present, approximately 70 homeless people live at the Gagon Shelters, and many others receive all our services on an ambulatory basis.Gagon Shelters act in full cooperation with the Welfare Department
of the Municipality, and under its supervision.
Office: c/o Sharona & Gil-Ad Harish Law office, Gibor-Sport Bldg.
7, Begin St. Ramat-Gan ,52681 israel. Tel: 03-7520002 Fax: 03-7519991 E-mail: gilad@harishlaw.co.il
This is what I've been able to find doing a quick Google.
Maybe Eli will get conscripted into the IDF. Then he can fulfill his dream of being a bad-ass solider.
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Eli seriously fucked up by going to Tel Aviv. He shouldve gone to Egypt because their border is laxer. Hopefully he can parkour over those walls. Or join the IDF, which would let him into Gaza
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Okay.
I wasn't going to post until I had some concrete evidence, because I'm going to beat this dead horse again. I didn't find Eli's bus, so I'll keep this short.
First of all, from the Safety Guidelines of Birthright Israel:
Secondly, it is not uncommon for the groups to meet soldiers as part of the trip program.
It's also not uncommon for them to get to wear the uniform for god knows what reason.
Thirdly, here's a picture of an IDF soldier aboard a Birthright tour bus.
So there. If Eli is going anywhere, it's Jerusalem.
I've seen so many vacation pictures today, I'm going to punch the next smiling jew I see. Not because they're Jewish, but because they smile.
I wasn't going to post until I had some concrete evidence, because I'm going to beat this dead horse again. I didn't find Eli's bus, so I'll keep this short.
First of all, from the Safety Guidelines of Birthright Israel:
Secondly, it is not uncommon for the groups to meet soldiers as part of the trip program.
It's also not uncommon for them to get to wear the uniform for god knows what reason.
Thirdly, here's a picture of an IDF soldier aboard a Birthright tour bus.
So there. If Eli is going anywhere, it's Jerusalem.
I've seen so many vacation pictures today, I'm going to punch the next smiling jew I see. Not because they're Jewish, but because they smile.
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