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Varis said:
Okay.

I wasn't going to post until I had some concrete evidence, because I'm going to beat this dead horse again. I didn't find Eli's bus, so I'll keep this short.

First of all, from the Safety Guidelines of Birthright Israel:


Secondly, it is not uncommon for the groups to meet soldiers as part of the trip program.


It's also not uncommon for them to get to wear the uniform for god knows what reason.


Thirdly, here's a picture of an IDF soldier aboard a Birthright tour bus.


So there. If Eli is going anywhere, it's Jerusalem.

I've seen so many vacation pictures today, I'm going to punch the next smiling jew I see. Not because they're Jewish, but because they smile.
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Varis said:
Okay.

I wasn't going to post until I had some concrete evidence, because I'm going to beat this dead horse again. I didn't find Eli's bus, so I'll keep this short.

First of all, from the Safety Guidelines of Birthright Israel:


Secondly, it is not uncommon for the groups to meet soldiers as part of the trip program.


It's also not uncommon for them to get to wear the uniform for god knows what reason.


Thirdly, here's a picture of an IDF soldier aboard a Birthright tour bus.


So there. If Eli is going anywhere, it's Jerusalem.

I've seen so many vacation pictures today, I'm going to punch the next smiling jew I see. Not because they're Jewish, but because they smile.
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To go on Birthright Israel, your parents have to be Jewish. Hence BIRTHright. Either way I thought its been confirmed its out of Jaces pocket. Also, why would Eli, a dumb stoner visit Israel, of all fucking places earlier and record videos of it, hoping theyll be used to trick Jace?
 
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asswaterwafers said:
To go on Birthright Israel, your parents have to be Jewish. Hence BIRTHright. Either way I thought its been confirmed its out of Jaces pocket. Also, why would Eli, a dumb stoner visit Israel, of all fucking places earlier and record videos of it, hoping theyll be used to trick Jace?
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Elijah is a Jewish Hebrew name. Also, I don't know where else Jace would have found out about Birthright. I had no clue this thing existed.

Tyce talked Eli into this. Eli just wants an XBone.

Edit: Or, hell, maybe his parents made him go. This looks like a program for Jewish kids to find a wife/husband.
 
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Varis said:
Elijah is a Jewish Hebrew name. Also, I don't know where else Jace would have found out about Birthright. I had no clue this thing existed.

Tyce talked Eli into this. Eli just wants an XBone.

Edit: Or, hell, maybe his parents made him go. This looks like a program for Jewish kids to find a wife/husband.
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Ive know about it for a while, didnt VICE make a video of how people just have sex during the whole thing?
Exactly, and for Eli to get an xbone he needs to find Tupac.
Edit: also birthright lasts 10 days, not to mention birthright flights are with El Al who are known for their intensive security. They wouldve searched Elis bag for the crossbow, and ask him the reason for the trip
 
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asswaterwafers said:
Exactly, and for Eli to get an xbone he needs to find Tupac.
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Nope, like Jace said: Tupac was just a secondary mission. The primary mission is assassinating the (former) PM.
I'm sure Eli thought he'd get an XBox by just going to Israel. But then again, Eli is pants-shittingly stupid, so he could very easily have gone into this thinking he would kill a Prime Minister with ease.
 
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BillRiley said:
Well, here's what the Gaza border looks like...

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So what are the chances of a spoiled upperclass douchbag dudebro getting through that? I'd estimate the odds at somewhere between Fuck and All.
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(laughs ass off, Looks closer at the fortifications- and laughs even harder)

And isn't there like a hundred and fifty miles of this? All of it crawling with hundreds of soldiers just waiting to be fucked with? Soldiers ready for anything up to and including a column of heavy armour?

Eli, I salute you.

I don't know if you're colossally brave, or cataclysmicly stupid.
 
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Wait just a damned minute. In the highway vlog, didn't Jace say they had two weeks or something before Eli's parents started asking questions? So doesn't that mean Eli has one more day in Israel before his parents find out a delusional stoner sent him across the world on a one way ticket?
 
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OBAMATRON said:
Pretty sure ol Tupac got shot to death. I never understood why people are obsessed with him being alive. There's zero evidence. It's not even a real conspiracy theory.
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Weren't there like 15 people standing right their that saw him get shot a bunch of times? I never got it either.
 
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asswaterwafers said:
Ive know about it for a while, didnt VICE make a video of how people just have sex during the whole thing?
Exactly, and for Eli to get an xbone he needs to find Tupac.
Edit: also birthright lasts 10 days, not to mention birthright flights are with El Al who are known for their intensive security. They wouldve searched Elis bag for the crossbow, and ask him the reason for the trip
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Wasn't the crossbow disassembled so it wouldn't be found?
OBAMATRON said:
Pretty sure ol Tupac got shot to death. I never understood why people are obsessed with him being alive. There's zero evidence. It's not even a real conspiracy theory.
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The height and weight on the coroner's report don't match those on Tupac's driver license. Kind of weird.

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Also, how long do you have to be away to be declared missing?
 
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