Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"But when I deliberately misrepresent what others say..."
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"Can I please be a hypocrite in peace?"
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Still better than the base-, er, "production studio".
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Do I have to bring up what you wrote in 08 again?
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More complaining about free speech.
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"JonTron and PewDiePie are marching in the streets, I tells ya!"
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And just a reminder that Bob is "that guy".
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Fuck it, double post.

Well that's sad, even his own Dad knew about more things than him.
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Rambling about right wingers on the internet. He thinks The West Wing is a movie. I'm way too tired for this.
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And I thought it was over-consumption of popcorn entertainment and fast food that prevented Americans from functioning! Thanks for clearing that up, Most Enlightened Bobbo.
 
Reminder that it's completely established that Androids 18 and 17 are not "machines" and actually young siblings that Dr. Gero modified into cyborgs. Her name is Lazuli but it's not mentioned within the source material.


It's not a throwaway line, it's a plot point for the stories they were introduced in.
 
Still better than the base-, er, "production studio".

More complaining about free speech.
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"JonTron and PewDiePie are marching in the streets, I tells ya!"
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Bob, you are a turd. Words are not the same as physical attacks. Crybaby pussies who can't handle a little realtalk can scream about how much words damage their feelings, but no sane society is ever going to allow those feelings to dictate the policies that most normal, non-amygdala damaged people live by.

Also, those guys who wear swastikas and march in the streets whom you CLAIM are real Nazis? They're not real Nazis. The Nazi party stopped being an actual thing after WWII. No one who claims to be a Nazi in this day and age has any sort of political power to speak of. The Nazi brand has been so tainted by the actions of the historical version, AND by the enormous amounts of bad press heaped upon it by the winning nations' media and academia, that there is NO WAY IN HELL any group calling itself "The Nazis" is ever going to gain widespread acceptance. The word "Nazi" has been so overused that it's basically lost its original meaning as a historical descriptive and is now used as a broad brush to describe whatever the speaker thinks is the worse kind of villain.

And that's why if a new political party crops up that shares many of the historical Nazi's views on things, no one's going to give a shit, because idiots like YOU, Bob, have cried wolf about the Nazi thing so many times, that people will actually welcome them, if only in the hope that they'll stuff a jackboot into your mouth to shut you up.
 
Reminder that it's completely established that Androids 18 and 17 are not "machines" and actually young siblings that Dr. Gero modified into cyborgs. Her name is Lazuli but it's not mentioned within the source material.


It's not a throwaway line, it's a plot point for the stories they were introduced in.
Robert Chipman; inept at any and all media he opens his fat gob about. He has to completely not pay any attention to whatever the fuck he's doing. It's either that or he doesn't go to anything he talks about and only uses clips to voice his opinion.

If you could not answer with "why not both", which is more accurate: That Blob is too stupid and inattentive to even remember the shit he just watched? Or is it that Blob is too lazy and dishonest to bother with media and talks through his Brobdingnagian ass?
 
Robert Chipman; inept at any and all media he opens his fat gob about. He has to completely not pay any attention to whatever the fuck he's doing. It's either that or he doesn't go to anything he talks about and only uses clips to voice his opinion.

If you could not answer with "why not both", which is more accurate: That Blob is too stupid and inattentive to even remember the shit he just watched? Or is it that Blob is too lazy and dishonest to bother with media and talks through his Brobdingnagian ass?

Brobdignagian ass, Lilliputian brain, ego the size of Sagittarius A.
 
Well that's sad, even his own Dad knew about more things than him.
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That moment when you don't even realize how much of a fucking moron your one moment of regret makes you look like.

Seriously, you argued with someone that William DaFoe's first name wasn't actually William? :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:
 
Reminder that it's completely established that Androids 18 and 17 are not "machines" and actually young siblings that Dr. Gero modified into cyborgs. Her name is Lazuli but it's not mentioned within the source material.


It's not a throwaway line, it's a plot point for the stories they were introduced in.
I think its common fact Bob has no idea what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to media tho tbh.
 
It is the stupidity of Bob is why I am very careful about talking about stuff that I don't know much about. Speaking of Bob, I find it also concerning the man is such a partisan hack that he isn't even remotely concerned about the borderline treasonous acts of some of the DNC as at least this is going to have huge repercussions for it in the midterms I do believe.
 
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Yeah, because it's not like the Left has EVER accused or claimed the Right were hypocrites...
  • http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/readme/2003/05/bill_bennetts_bad_bet.html
  • "I'll predict that the rapture's coming and you and I, Christ are going up, and all these hypocritical conservatives who tell people not to do stuff but then they get caught doing are not." -Maureen Dowd to Chris Matthews
  • "hypocrisy is a value that I think has been embraced by the Republican Party. We get lectured by people all day long about moral values by people who have their own moral shortcomings. I will use whatever position I have in order to root out hypocrisy." -Howard Dean
  • "It's much more difficult for a liberal to be hypocritical than it is for a conservative." -Alan Colmes
  • "I know that many of you are disappointed that your first choice, Rush Limbaugh, wasn’t able to make it tonight. But I was told that Bill Bennett was taking him to his first hypocrites anonymous meeting." -John Podesta
That's just what I have at hand from over a decade ago. I'm sure there's been plenty more since then.

Bob, I know it has the most space and is where your head is usually located, but you really need to stop talking out of your ass.
 
Anyone else suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to make fake porn of Bob?
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Please stop talking about New York.
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Will we see another addition to the Mario shrine?
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wtf I love Breitbart now.
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This just reads like sarcasm to me.
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What a fucking baby.
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(P.S. Fess up, which one of you guys is responsible for this?)
 
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I know this is a mild typo, but if Bob was a video game he'd be Too Human. Bloated, long winded, and not worth anyone's time.

lol whoops. Fixed


Gee, Bob, it's almost like nick is IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE! Also he has a family (wife & kids) and those guys don't tend to go out much. Something I'm sure you.... oh wait....

I still love how he tries and pass off twitter fights as "working."
 
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