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You think its the stand by me defense? Jace tells Gail he's staying with Kyle, Tyce tells his parents he's staying with Eli, Eli tells his parents he's staying with Jace then they all walk down the railroad tracks to find a dead Israeli prime minister?
 
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Danger said:
You think its the stand by me defense? Jace tells Gail he's staying with Kyle, Tyce tells his parents he's staying with Eli, Eli tells his parents he's staying with Jace then they all walk down the railroad tracks to find a dead former Israeli prime minister?
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hurrhurrhurr said:
I think the biggest question is: would Eli's parents even care if he was beheaded by Al-Gamerfood? He seems like a listless shithead who hangs out with people like Jace and Tyce. If he was my kid, I wouldn't miss him.
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Part of me tells me yes, because he's their son, but most of me says no, if they don't even bother to check where their son even left off to.
 
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I think the biggest question is: would Eli's parents even care if he was beheaded by Al-Gamerfood? He seems like a listless shithead who hangs out with people like Jace and Tyce. If he was my kid, I wouldn't miss him.
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The state department drops off a bucket with his remains and only then do they realize that it was a pile of clothes and a recording of him snoring under the blanket.
 
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hurrhurrhurr said:
I think the biggest question is: would Eli's parents even care if he was beheaded by Al-Gamerfood? He seems like a listless shithead who hangs out with people like Jace and Tyce. If he was my kid, I wouldn't miss him.
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Yes. They need the Government checks they receive for the care of their autistic child.
 
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Thetan said:
Poison? What kind of poison could Jace possibly concoct? If it were something that was actually powerful enough to kill a person quickly, then Eli would probably be dead by now. There's a high probability that he'd accudentally stick himself while trying to load the thing.
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Why do you think Jace stuck that toothbrush up his arse?
 
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Seahorses said:
How can he respect someone that didn't finish the fight?
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He'll give him a proper Deagle Nation Funeral, there will be a 21 airsoft gun salute and wolves howling and a funeral remix of John Cena's music and it will all be done on a live stream. So if Eli dies Jace will think he is correct about the conspiracy but if Eli comes back alive Jace will still think there is a conspiracy but Eli was to incompetent to find it. Eli just can't win.
 
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Thetan said:
Poison? What kind of poison could Jace possibly concoct?
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I read somewhere that ninjas poisoned their arrows by smearing them with their own feces.

Edit: Nevermind, a lot of people tactically-advantaged me to it.
 
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