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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Doood that never happened. He also never masturbated on stream. Or ragequit any game ever, not even dragonball fighter z. Everything people say about him that is negative is simply fabricated because Phil is an honest person! Ack Ack Ack Ack. Only not intelligent people would believe such stories *snort*
Are there more things Philipp wants to deny ever existed? My post feels too empty. Please add some sausage to my bread.
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StylishAcolyte
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*masturbates again on stream*
"I was stretching dood!"
Jesus this is worse than what 14 year olds come up with when they get caught by their parents
"I was stretching dood!"
Jesus this is worse than what 14 year olds come up with when they get caught by their parents
Here from his
A Open Discord For DSP Fans
"WHAAAAAT?! IT SAYS PRESS ANY BUTTON BUT I PRESSED A BUTTON AND IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAST THIS MENU WHEN THE GAME IS A BUGGY PIECE OF SHIT!
A Open Discord For DSP Fans
"WHAAAAAT?! IT SAYS PRESS ANY BUTTON BUT I PRESSED A BUTTON AND IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAST THIS MENU WHEN THE GAME IS A BUGGY PIECE OF SHIT!
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While it's unlikely to be the case, admittedly it's funny to think Phil got caught crankin one out after a stream, making it two crank seshs related to his stream. I kinda doubt it is and not jumping on the bandwagon; the escort incident is a great lesson in being cautious till proven.
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I'm willing to bet this second incident is fake. Phil knows how much attention he got because of the first fapgate scandal. He even tried to increase the amount he got by tweeting Keemstar for a possible interview (which is just sad, tbh). So it's not hard to imagine, with how desperate he is to stay relevant, that he might make a noise similar to an orgasm after the stream, then meme everyone out by repeating the old "It wasn't me/It wasn't what you think/*nervous laughter*".
Of course, this is Phil we're talking about, so who knows. But I'm going with he's faking it, for attention, because he knows another incident would turn more heads than if he just did his usual thing.
Of course, this is Phil we're talking about, so who knows. But I'm going with he's faking it, for attention, because he knows another incident would turn more heads than if he just did his usual thing.
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Shows how fucking deluded he is. He'll never change until reality really hits him hard.
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Twitch is garbage. They're just virtue signaling and the very fact that a fucking piece of shit like Phil is on their site proves they're liars.
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I love seeing DSP try to backpedal once he gets called out on his hair trigger insults to intelligence, but he can't do it in a way that acknowledges he made a mistake so he has to redirect by giving the guy a pseudo compliment instead.
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So... basically...
"Are you never at fault? You seem to think you're infallible."
"I was at fault in the past and deserved it in the past, but not NOW. NOW I'm infallible and a victim!"
I'm disappointed Brandon seemed to actually have Phil's attention here and let this slide (not that it would have mattered but Phil's response would have been funny). Those things in Phil's past that he did wrong were, at that time, denied to be wrong by Phil. Looking back, he maybe now acknowledges that they were wrong, but at the time, Phil claimed to be the victim and people were wrong to call him out for them. He also never says specifically what he did wrong in the past, probably because he knows he denied it was wrong a million times over and is only vaguely admitting it now.
Phil just constantly moves these goal posts. You can't criticize him right now because he's not wrong presently, and you can't criticize him for the past because that's in the past. But Phil will always claim to be right in the present, and then admit he was wrong in the past, meaning that you can just never criticize Phil. And he never realizes that what he thinks is right now may prove to be wrong, just like it did all those other times before. There are NO comparisons between Phil's reaction to Minecraft, PUBG, and Monster Hunter...
But he'll never understand that this is exactly why...
1. He lives in this perpetual loop of shit 'happening' to him.
2. He constantly attracts and retains detractors far easier than fans.
"Are you never at fault? You seem to think you're infallible."
"I was at fault in the past and deserved it in the past, but not NOW. NOW I'm infallible and a victim!"
I'm disappointed Brandon seemed to actually have Phil's attention here and let this slide (not that it would have mattered but Phil's response would have been funny). Those things in Phil's past that he did wrong were, at that time, denied to be wrong by Phil. Looking back, he maybe now acknowledges that they were wrong, but at the time, Phil claimed to be the victim and people were wrong to call him out for them. He also never says specifically what he did wrong in the past, probably because he knows he denied it was wrong a million times over and is only vaguely admitting it now.
Phil just constantly moves these goal posts. You can't criticize him right now because he's not wrong presently, and you can't criticize him for the past because that's in the past. But Phil will always claim to be right in the present, and then admit he was wrong in the past, meaning that you can just never criticize Phil. And he never realizes that what he thinks is right now may prove to be wrong, just like it did all those other times before. There are NO comparisons between Phil's reaction to Minecraft, PUBG, and Monster Hunter...
But he'll never understand that this is exactly why...
1. He lives in this perpetual loop of shit 'happening' to him.
2. He constantly attracts and retains detractors far easier than fans.
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I don't know why people are trying to contend with Phil on his logic over Twitter. Even if your tweet is right and makes all the right points, Phil isn't going to acknowledge it. You're also not going to change Phil's mind; the only thing that can change his mind is himself. His mind will only change once he has a narrative or script that fits his perspective. Everything else is just haters.
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My man really has no perspective outside of the bubble he's put himself in.
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Gotcha. Let me support this phenomenon with science.
Jepp, the P.T.E. meter (Phil's Toxic Energy) says it all!
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I don't know why anyone would do it seriously as everything you said is true.
But it's funny, as is the case this time, to watch Phil try to engage them, and then just throw out incoherent, flawed reasoning and word salad to try and defend his stupid logic.
The same thing happened when everyone was after him on Twitter about Shadow of War, and then Phil had to go on to eat all of those words without admitting that he was. It's entertaining buffoonery, but also funny because you know on some level, it frustrates Phil.
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I don't really believe in violence as a solution model, but there are times when I 'd love to dare him throwing his manly for the win insults at me while meeting eye to eye.
Oh well, I guess I should go for a nice cup of tea now and relax a few moments before continuing reading. Fuckin pigroach.
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StylishAcolyte
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Might hit some :autism: chords here but honestly i felt the exact same way as you, then i felt bad.
This is a 35 year-old man with no legacy, no future other than having to play videogames you hate all day, no kids, no friends, probably not that much family either snice he hasn't mentioned them in a long time (I'm not saying they are dead, more like they don't even talk anymore), no plans for when he is old, nothing other than Internet History Points and being the guy who masturbated live on Twitch who can't play games for shit.
It's like the friend who you know is a complete loser and doesn't have much in his life, so you end him telling him that he is right just so the sperging can fucking end and move on to something else.
How is this man not suffering from depression is beyond me
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That's a fair point to make and I can see where there can be a great form of entertainment. Yet, it's been lile that way for years: Phil fucks up, gets questioned, denies, mocked, shown proof of fuck up, bans or blocks people, and then the cycle begins anew. I think it's just more me tired of watching the same cycle happen almost every month for the last few years.
That said, if you get a kickout of it, then by all means have at it. So long as you're realistic in knowing your voice won't change this dude's mind then have fun.
You is being used in the plural form. I don't want to sound like I was lecturing and more so observing.
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I might be late, fighting a jetlag, But I woke up this morning and heard Phil did a speedrun of "The Fappening"?
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