Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Christ, does he defend Other M too?
Oh yes, had you not heard about that?


I lol at the first comment.
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New video:
Disclaimer: this video was recorded before he actually watched The Black Panther Movie.
Title is also a Star Trek TGN reference, for whatever reason.
TL;DW
First two minutes of unrelated bullshit.
IT'S MARVELS FIRST BLACK MOVIE OF THE MCU! YAY!
Black people are buying into the hype.
Bob is concerned as people will expect the movie
is going to sell itself as a black pride and Africa pride movie
when it's really meant to sell black panther toys and black panther endorsed Subarus.
Is there no ethical consumption under capitalism?
Bob claims it's better for people themselves to decide, use, and believe in what is best for them.
Bob ultimate doesn't care if movies and pop culture media in general are corporately marketed
since he states all media will lose its corporate intent and supplemented on what you want out of it.
Ultimately bob believes it doesn't undermine your message or political belief when you use pop culture media as an example and to reinforce said beliefs.

Bob begins by referencing his last video about how Big corporate Disney basically owns kid's childhoods through their media and now are aiming to own teen's adolescences using the marvel media.

He then brings up his distaste for "buzzkill episodes" when the movies themselves show something real and tragic. He explains it's important even now to have media with escapism as bob believes the current world sucks. Especially when some of that media may become associated with problematic people or become retroactively problematic itself. He says though it's important to open your eyes to the media you consume. He Oddly enough says he misses his own child-like blindness to whatever he ignorantly consumed and is wanting of something that can replace it. Then shows The clip of Optimus Prime dying, to make a point I guess.

Bob finally talks about the "big Cultural Moment" that is the black panther movie. Despite the source material fairly unknown the marvel marketing team has blown it into an avengers-level event.
It's got black characters, a black director, and is a "what if" story if a part of Africa wasn't touched by colonialism.
(which is based on the source material a load of crap)
Bob claims to be the first movie to embrace the "afro-futurism" aesthetic, whatever that means.
Bob also claims it's gonna be big as Star Wars: New Hope as the hype is causing church groups, youth charities, and even regular families to preorder tickets for this movie. So much hype that TIME magazine author Jamil Smith wrote an article about how it's gonna be a "cultural milestone". Then bob goes on parroting quotes form said article.
http://time.com/black-panther/
Bob understands that this is not the first black superhero movie but believes this is more important
as it is the very first black superhero movie of the MCU's gold standard.
Bob states he doesn't wanna be "that guy" about this movie but has some things he's concerned about,
like how everybody is making a big deal about a marvel movie. He also wonders if it's right give such importance to such a movie compared to other, more genuine, non-for profit media that celebrates REAL African culture. He gives examples like Coca-Cola, as they used Santa Claus to market their product.

Bob says he's not the one to talk about what is right or wrong about giving a black movie a political statement but will try under the belief he can talk about it in a more generalized sense.

He states how pop culture media and the internet helps spread awareness of different cultures and how pop culture can represent political ideas. He talks about 3 older examples before talking about the contemporary usage of gifs and memes on reddit and twitter make it more widely accessible to talk and joke about politics. Ultimately bob believes it doesn't undermine your message or political belief when you use pop culture media as an example.
 
There is the fact that Bob is uglier than sin. I believe someone noted that he fits the physical profile of a sexual deviant who owns a windowless van.

It’s not that Bob is physically uglier than sin. As we have long seen around here there is clearly somebody for everybody in that regard. It’s that Bob might actually be the ugliest soul around here. (And that’s saying something given our documented collection of pedopervs and actual honest to god Dog fuckers.)
 
Bob also claims it's gonna be big as Star Wars: New Hope as the hype is causing church groups, youth charities, and even regular families to preorder tickets for this movie. So much hype that TIME magazine author Jamil Smith wrote an article about how it's gonna be a "cultural milestone".
Is Bob even aware that the original Star Wars had little to no hype at all?, it just suddenly became a success when it came out.

Personally i don't care about any MCU movie (they are okay films), and the possibility of Black Panther being anything other than another watchable superhero movie is pretty much nonexistent, i just want to see how dissapointed the general public is going to be after the movie comes out.
 
And what would be your criteria for allowing people to own guns exactly, Bob? Could you tell me that?

The only people who can own guns in Bob's world are those who think they're too scary and icky to own, thus they would never buy them. Anyone who wants to own a gun must want to use it to do something nefarious (like shoot a black man,) so they're automatically disqualified from owning a gun.
 
The only people who can own guns in Bob's world are those who think they're too scary and icky to own, thus they would never buy them. Anyone who wants to own a gun must want to use it to do something nefarious (like shoot a black man,) so they're automatically disqualified from owning a gun.
So basically, he doesn't want guns because he doesn't want his fatass being shot because he's a filthy basement tyrant.
 
The people who screech the loudest for gun control are often the people who know the least about guns. These gun owners in this "gun culture" are the well trained professionals. It's Bob and his cronies that are the irresponsible and stupid ones that are most likely to accidentally kill themselves or someone around them.

Then again, in Bob's case he likely can't even fire a gun. His diabetic, gravy covered sausage fingers probably can't even fit through the trigger guard.
 
The people who screech the loudest for gun control are often the people who know the least about guns. These gun owners in this "gun culture" are the well trained professionals. It's Bob and his cronies that are the irresponsible and stupid ones that are most likely to accidentally kill themselves or someone around them.

Then again, in Bob's case he likely can't even fire a gun. His diabetic, gravy covered sausage fingers probably can't even fit through the trigger guard.
This rings true- the less you know about something, the scarier it tends to be. I've found that with a lot of left-wingers, guns come with a willful, intentional ignorance. They don't want to know how they work and won't do the legwork to understand how guns work or the fact that the morality of their use and ownership depends entirely on the human being operating them. It's easier for them to say "BAN ALL GUNS, THINK OF THE CHILDREN" than to confront the fact that maybe gun owners are more than just a few paranoid rednecks are, in fact, pretty ordinary people.

All of whom, I'm sure, are obsolete to Bob by way of simply owning and operating firearms, which have no place in the superior future except in the hands of the people liquidating the obsolete humans.
 
What other weapons do we have left to invent that are going to make guns "something that only poor people" use? Firearms are arguably the last major type of weaponry that we needed to create. Humanity has already pretty much mastered weaponry as it could be done.
 
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