Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

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I thought Chris's Lulu got shut down due to weens reporting it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe he doesn't even know about the shop getting closed down. He's looking more like an obese Keibler elf than a woman these days. He's also gotten that sunken in mouth/thin lips thing going on that make him look like an old man.

 

[geg]

For some reason, the thought of Chris playing Wolfenstein really amuses me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe he doesn't even know about the shop getting closed down. He's looking more like an obese Keibler elf than a woman these days. He's also gotten that sunken in mouth/thin lips thing going on that make him look like an old man.

It's funny because his face and gut are so damn fat, yet his arms and legs are so thin.

 

[johnny5150]

where did Chris's neck go?

 

[Lipitor]

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I thought Chris's Lulu got shut down due to weens reporting it.

I like the Prequel Comic a lot... People hate on it, cuz it largely brings Chris joy, but that's sort of the joke. It's blatantly making fun of Chris, but Chris is so self-absorbed and oblivious to context, that he loves it cuz it's about him and he's blind to the parody. He'll sometimes sigh and point out parts he doesn't like, but accepts it mostly cuz he loves hearing about himself. At the end of the day it's victimless trolling, because the whole thing goes over his head, and he thinks he's being commemorated for his past rather than a satire of it.

 

[Done]

I like the Prequel Comic a lot... People hate on it, cuz it largely brings Chris joy, but that's sort of the joke. It's blatantly making fun of Chris, but Chris is so self-absorbed and oblivious to context, that he loves it cuz it's about him and he's blind to the parody. He'll sometimes sigh and point out parts he doesn't like, but accepts it mostly cuz he loves hearing about himself. At the end of the day it's victimless trolling, because the whole thing goes over his head, and he thinks he's being commemorated for his past rather than a satire of it.

If you think about it, it's basically reverse-Asperchu in a a way.

 

[Trilby]

If you think about it, it's basically reverse-Asperchu in a a way.

Certainly works.

 

[Lipitor]

If you think about it, it's basically reverse-Asperchu in a a way.

yah it was funny cuz it was basically this gif

https://i.imgur.com/HYpFZCP.mp4

 

[NinFreakLan]

where did Chris's neck go?
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A better question is WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO GLOSSY?! His goddamn "chin" looks like a fucking flesh colored pool ball.

 

[Stefansson]

A better question is WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO GLOSSY?! His goddamn "chin" looks like a fucking flesh colored pool ball.

That's probably grease. Lots, and lots, of grease.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Patreon is not enough, now Chris has resorted to recycling old videos to beg for money.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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It's still unsettling how he refers to it as "browsing."

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"Engrish" is more clear than Chris-speak sometimes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's still unsettling how he refers to it as "browsing."

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"Engrish" is more clear than Chris-speak sometimes.

Considering parks are inhabited by children and junkies.

 

[Trilby]

Considering parks are inhabited by children and junkies.

Let alone Chris editing the video down so we don't have to see him tramping about the playground like in this extended version.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I like the Prequel Comic a lot... People hate on it, cuz it largely brings Chris joy, but that's sort of the joke. It's blatantly making fun of Chris, but Chris is so self-absorbed and oblivious to context, that he loves it cuz it's about him and he's blind to the parody. He'll sometimes sigh and point out parts he doesn't like, but accepts it mostly cuz he loves hearing about himself. At the end of the day it's victimless trolling, because the whole thing goes over his head, and he thinks he's being commemorated for his past rather than a satire of it.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but even if something in the prequel comic puts Chris thong or whatever he wears in a knot and then proceeds to directly shit himself, if he demands Bryan remove or rewrite it to show Chris in a better, more heroic light it's ultimately at Bryan's choice whether he wants to change it or not. I don't think there's a single thing Chris can do about this except flip out on Twitter, call him a troll for not meeting fatfucks demands, or in the absolute dickish move ever, doxx him on Facebook (Chris has been known to do this when he doesn't get his way), because Bryan's comic is a parody of a copyright infringing parody.

 

[Jack Awful]

where did Chris's neck go?
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It couldn't take the tism and got the heck out of dodge.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Patreon is not enough, now Chris has resorted to recycling old videos to beg for money.

What happened there was Facebook sent Chris an "On this Day" memory notification because the video had been uploaded a year prior. And then Chris shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. :autism:

 

[Trilby]

What happened there was Facebook sent Chris an "On this Day" memory notification because the video had been uploaded a year prior. And then Chris shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. :autism:

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Figures.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Figures.

That's exceptional individuals for you.