Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[The Manglement]

I don't want to sound callous, but if somebody can murder you with a .gif, maybe you're supposed to be dead?

Also, I heard his great-grandfather was the camp manager at Eichenwald, and made his son's legal last name "Eichenwald", claiming that the death camp, where 150,000 gays and gypsies were murdered was the accomplishment of which he was most proud.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don't want to sound callous, but if somebody can murder you with a .gif, maybe you're supposed to be dead?

God was like "Man I'm making this fucker but even I hate him. Maybe I'll stick a thing in his brain so that if he sees a strobe light he drops dead."

 

[:thinking:]

Kurt Eichenwald waited. The strobe lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were MAGAs in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Newsweek were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kurt was a journalist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the newspapers and he said to dad “I want to be in the papers daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY RETHUGS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the social media base of the DNC he knew there were MAGAs.
“This is Kurt” the skype crackered. “You must fight the MAGAs!”
So Kurt gotted his spastic cane and hit the macbook.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the MAGAs
“I will shoot at him” said the Trump and he fired the insulting tweets. Kurt spasmaed at him and tried to quip him up. But then his life fell apart and they were trapped in a mortgage and not able to sell.
“No! I must kill the MAGAs” he shouted
The skype said “No, Kurt. You are the MAGAs”
And then Kurt was a faggot.

 

[Mrs Paul]

One thing I don't get is why he even bothered to go to the hospital. For an epileptic, seizures generally aren't emergencies, unless they last longer than five minutes (status epilepticus), or if the person starts choking, or injuries occur, etc.
Yeah, they look scary and they suck donkey balls, but they're usually not emergencies. You'd think he and his family would know what to do by now.


I'd be pissed beyond belief if someone tried to give me a seizure -- fortunately I don't have photosensitive epilepsy -- but I most likely wouldn't need to go to the hospital, even if I were by myself. When I come out of it I usually just go somewhere and lay down, and then I wake up later and feel like shit. The weirdest thing I ever did was post some rambling nonsense on Live Journal. I doubt that's reason to call 911, though.


Yeah, I know it's :powerlevel:, but it was more funny than embarassing. Seriously though, I can't understand why he'd need to go to the hospital, or even call his doctor.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Kurt has a long history of using his seizures for sympathy or to not take responsibility for his actions and this is just the latest in the long line.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

One thing I don't get is why he even bothered to go to the hospital. For an epileptic, seizures generally aren't emergencies, unless they last longer than five minutes (status epilepticus), or if the person starts choking, or injuries occur, etc.
Yeah, they look scary and they suck donkey balls, but they're usually not emergencies. You'd think he and his family would know what to do by now.


I'd be pissed beyond belief if someone tried to give me a seizure -- fortunately I don't have photosensitive epilepsy -- but I most likely wouldn't need to go to the hospital, even if I were by myself. When I come out of it I usually just go somewhere and lay down, and then I wake up later and feel like shit. The weirdest thing I ever did was post some rambling nonsense on Live Journal. I doubt that's reason to call 911, though.


Yeah, I know it's :powerlevel:, but it was more funny than embarassing. Seriously though, I can't understand why he'd need to go to the hospital, or even call his doctor.

He wanted a receipt to show the police\twitter.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Yeah, but would they be able to tell if he had one, unless he had some sort of injury?

(That kind of thing SHOULD be reported to twitter, and then I imagine they'd decide whether or not the police should handle it, wouldn't they?)

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, but would they be able to tell if he had one, unless he had some sort of injury?

(That kind of thing SHOULD be reported to twitter, and then I imagine they'd decide whether or not the police should handle it, wouldn't they?)

No but it's like going to a psychiatrist to whine when you plan on suing for pain and suffering. It's just shit you said put on paper but it has the imprimatur of legitimacy somehow.

 

[crayolasword]

So Kurt stepped in it again. He criticized this comic artist and now all her supporters are hammering the shit out of him. The second attached image is from her twitter feed. I’ll rate it winner.

 

[CatParty]

So Kurt stepped in it again. He criticized this comic artist and now all her supporters are hammering the shit out of him. The second attached image is from her twitter feed. I’ll rate it winner.

thats not just a comic artist thats matt perez a rat king member and they are now dogpiling kurt

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

It'd just figure that Kurt attempting to insincerely virtue signal that it's not okay to wish death on veterans and Republicans would be the thing to set off the REEEEEEEtards. No no, it's not all the bad journalism, it's not the self-importance, it's not the molesting children that annoys them, it's saying that one of their sacred cows shouldn't root for terrorists to kill American soldiers.

 

[Done]

X-posting over from the Matt Perez and Comicsgate threads:

The Afghan vet that Perez wished harm on is Richard C. Meyer, otherwise known as Diversity and Comics, This is his video on the original slapfight:

You can read up on D&C in the Comicsgate thread OP, he is essentially the leader of the Pro-CG spergs.

EDIT: Here is the initial cause of the Perez sperg-out that caused this cow collision.

 

[:thinking:]

So Kurt stepped in it again. He criticized this comic artist and now all her supporters are hammering the shit out of him. The second attached image is from her twitter feed. I’ll rate it winner.

He is right, for once. And now he’s going to be punished for it, because he didn’t drink the full gallon of koolaid.

 

[CatParty]

 

[crayolasword]

Still going strong. Will this be the event that makes Kurt ragequit twitter?

 

[Army Burger]

Still going strong. Will this be the event that makes Kurt ragequit twitter?

It'll probably be caused by someone who'll send him another "You deserve a seizure" tweet, ending with Kurt quitting for "health reasons"

 

[crayolasword]

I believe we have a Cow Mega Event in the making. Peter Coffin just joined in.

 

[Done]

X-posting over from the Matt Perez and Comicsgate threads:

The Afghan vet that Perez wished harm on is Richard C. Meyer, otherwise known as Diversity and Comics, This is his video on the original slapfight:

You can read up on D&C in the Comicsgate thread OP, he is essentially the leader of the Pro-CG spergs.

EDIT: Here is the initial cause of the Perez sperg-out that caused this cow collision.

True to form, D&C has just uploaded a video on this:

View attachment 389293

LMAO that last tweet is funnier when you know which "girl" this fedora is defending.

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

I was wondering when he'd get to the "I'm a superhero" shit about the incident where he paid a child pornographer to open up a child pornography site and produce more child pornography, then lied about paying the guy repeatedly, blaming a seizure for his lies.