Movie Triggers

DykesDykesChina said:
This prompted some SJW girl to say in a broken, almost weeping voice: "It is a horrible scandal that such sexist and racist thinking has found its way into this discussion! Patriarchy was brought over the world by white cissexist heteronormative Europeans who destroyed the beautiful egalitarian cultures that florished throughout the world before the evil white male ruined everything!"
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How far back is she thinking? Even male chimps are fucking nuts and treat females like shit. Did evil white cis males cause that too?
 
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I majored in history, and reading that girl's statement fills my head with so much "wut" that I can't even. I just can't even.

Considering how long Europe was largely isolated from the rest of the world, the idea that the patriarchy started there and only there is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. I once heard a man claim the Cold War ended in the Kennedy administration, and THAT was less mind bogglingly stupid.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/7403

Disney's Pinocchio is TRIGGERING because of hydrophobia (Reason given: They almost drown), human trafficking and child abuse! FUCKING DISNEY!
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Damn it Disney all your movies have such dark themes that can cause people to feel or think. I mean won't someone please think of the children!
Walt Disney was a white male cisscum Shitlord.
 
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Mr. @Saney , your presence triggers emotional disturbance within me and causes me to crash into fits of slumber.

And by that I mean whine about it on my nonexistant Tumblr blog.
 
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Is there anything these people DON'T object to? Maybe we could condense all these into one easy trigger warning!

Movie:[Insert any movie here]

Trigger waning: Events occur

Also, if they ever do video game triggers, I would pay money to watch a recording of a hyper sensitive SJW playing Analogue: A Hate Story. Maybe I'd run a betting pool about how long it'll take them to break down in hysterical tears.
 
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Gayzee Pacer said:
How far back is she thinking? Even male chimps are fucking nuts and treat females like shit. Did evil white cis males cause that too?
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Slightly OT, but:

In case anyone's wondering, she was almost certainly thinking of the (now defunct) archaeological theory that states that Europe and the Near East (and apparently by extension the rest of the world, too) were matrilineal, egalitarian societies in the paleolithic and neolithic, until the native societies were overthrown by patriarchal invaders at the beginning of the copper age. It was a theory that was popularized by Marija Gimbutas, who was a legit archaeologist, but became kind of obsessed with her pet theory and started trying to bring in evidence from completely outside areas she had actually studied. At any rate, Gimbutas' theories are considered junk archaeology now; she very much cherry-picked her evidence. (She seems to argue, for instance, that all V-shapes in prehistoric art were totally girly bits, no really, totally.) Because Gimbutas wrote several popular books on archaeology near the end of her life, there are a lot of radfems out there who believe that her archaeology is 110% legit and is being suppressed by THA ACADEMIC PATRIARCHY.

Also, lol: http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/156

Considerably less triggering than most movies aimed at small children, apparently. And I like that they didn't tag for the fact that it opens with a long description of an attempted rape.
 
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Metagross said:
This shit again. I was going to make a thread for this, but I thought someone would get to it before me so I waited.

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20100

vs

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20098/triggers/3200

Is probably my favorite.

Someone mentioned this somewhere online once, but I thought I should share that a movie about people slowly freezing to death and being eaten alive is less triggering than a disney film, go figure.
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I like to think it is them employing common sense. Like they obviously aren't going to watch action movies or movies about death to avoid their triggers and they don't complain about them because they don't think they have to. Child movies are misleading however because you don't inherently associate cartoons and whatever with death and adult situations. I mean I don't support or wish to defend their insanity but I think I have a slight understanding as to why it happens.
 
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Quote Me Now said:
Is there anything these people DON'T object to? Maybe we could condense all these into one easy trigger warning!

Movie:[Insert any movie here]

Trigger waning: Events occur

Also, if they ever do video game triggers, I would pay money to watch a recording of a hyper sensitive SJW playing Analogue: A Hate Story. Maybe I'd run a betting pool about how long it'll take them to break down in hysterical tears.
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I want to see them play GTA 5 and Postal 2 back to back.

Edit: Damn, they haven't got a page on Blazing Saddles.
 
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Burned Man said:
I like to think it is them employing common sense. Like they obviously aren't going to watch action movies or movies about death to avoid their triggers and they don't complain about them because they don't think they have to. Child movies are misleading however because you don't inherently associate cartoons and whatever with death and adult situations. I mean I don't support or wish to defend their insanity but I think I have a slight understanding as to why it happens.
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Nah I totally get you on that. I think a lot of it is sort of a joke, in a way. Like the horse trigger on a MLP movie, I mean...Obviously I think people can gather that if you are scared of horses, don't watch something with "pony" in the title, or that it's pretty obvious a nazi movie has nazis in it. I just think it's pretty funny how in depth they get about disney triggers. Sitting them side by side makes you question what the real horror move is. :roll:
 
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Metagross said:
Nah I totally get you on that. I think a lot of it is sort of a joke, in a way. Like the horse trigger on a MLP movie, I mean...Obviously I think people can gather that if you are scared of horses, don't watch something with "pony" in the title, or that it's pretty obvious a nazi movie has nazis in it. I just think it's pretty funny how in depth they get about disney triggers. Sitting them side by side makes you question what the real horror move is. :roll:
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Back when I did film studies in college a lot of people chose to analyse Disney films for research projects. Most, if not all the people that chose to study Disney were people that had no interest in anything other than Disney films. All of the essays and presentations these people gave were quite comparable to anything you'd find on a SJW blog and always focused on stereotypes and false representations of minorities within Disney films. The conclusion would always be along the lines of "Disney brainwashes children with lies and that makes them evil", as if the films of Disney are actually traumatic to watch.

The only people I've met who think this is the source of evil rather than just reflecting negative cultural attitudes were always the same, they watched nothing but Disney. I'm not saying that it's irrelevant to put Disney under scrutiny, but I wonder how much of the "triggering" is down to growing up in an incredibly sheltered world where they believed life was like a Disney film, but having to face the realities of adulthood they feel cheated out of a destiny that Disney promised. Maybe it's an existential crisis where they're struggling with the fact that they're normal, average people with little influence on changing the worlds many wrongs and everything that reminds them they're not the ruler of a Disney universe causes them STRESS. I guess they could be compared to a certain child who refuses to grow up.
 
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Metagross said:
This shit again. I was going to make a thread for this, but I thought someone would get to it before me so I waited.

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20100

vs

http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/20098/triggers/3200

Is probably my favorite.

Someone mentioned this somewhere online once, but I thought I should share that a movie about people slowly freezing to death and being eaten alive is less triggering than a disney film, go figure.
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I think it's down to the fact that as far they are concerned, Disney movies are fair game since most of them are films that everyone is at least partly familiar with. Plus it's easier to complain about a lack of non-binary-gendered-yabber-flabber-whatchamacallit-princesses...
 
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Metagross said:
Nah I totally get you on that. I think a lot of it is sort of a joke, in a way. Like the horse trigger on a MLP movie, I mean...Obviously I think people can gather that if you are scared of horses, don't watch something with "pony" in the title, or that it's pretty obvious a nazi movie has nazis in it. I just think it's pretty funny how in depth they get about disney triggers. Sitting them side by side makes you question what the real horror move is. :roll:
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Speaking of Nazis, even a movie about fighting Nazis should still cause "triggers" if the guy fighting the nazis is as priveleged/white/cishet as the nazis themsevles....or so I thought.

On a lark, I wondered how the SJW crowd would react to movies starring THIS GUY

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Weirdly enough, movies starring THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF OLD-SKOOL CISHET PATRIARCHY does NOT cause "Triggers"






The "logic" of the SJW massive eludes me yet again.


Also, side note:
The SJW's were mad at Iron Man 3 for "whitewashing"........because making the Mandarin a white guy is soooooooo much more insensitive than portraying him as a racist caricature.
 

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I think SJWs are in some kind of weird, codependent relationship with Disney. They won't stop bitching about it, yet seem to be incapable of watching anything more complex.

. . . God, that's actually really depressing, now that I think about it.
 
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