DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[rizlajizzla]

Him pretending to sexually get off while Clem performs first aid on herself in his TWD Season 2 playthrough is still pretty chilling.

Yeah, I'll give you that one!

 

[Jmboote]

The biggest problem for him though was the kid wasn't being a dick or anything. They answered his simple question and called him an idiot for not looking around. This wasn't some little bitch saying he's just fucked your mother or something. This was just a young un who couldn't believe someone couldn't figure out something so simple. I'd have called him an idiot as well whether I knew him or not for asking such a stupid question.

It's even more hilarious given how hypocritical Phil was. How many times has Phil called people idiots for no reason, or for not being aware of something that he thinks is "obvious"? And this is to his fans. Yet that's alright. A grown man biting the hand that feeds him and yelling at the people he's meant to be nice to is perfectly fine, but a child doing the same to a complete stranger is out of line and needs to be joked about being pimp-slapped.

As Phil said - "What's wrong with this picture?".

 

[Phalanx]

I did report Phil to twitch because his toxic behaviour; as someone who watches streamers I expect none of the ones especially I am subbed to, not to act like that. (I am not subbed before you ask, to him.)
It was wrong, cowardly and just disgusting is it the worse. No where far. Is it cunty and toxic. damn right.
Some of the detractors are just as bad but most of us are in this to watch the fire.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

All it takes is to remind him of what kind of trouble his mouth brings him and he will block you just for that. What a pussy

 

[WeeblesWobble]

He could even have her work for a year just to help out since he seems to be indicating he is getting closer and closer to financial stability. He just doesn't think like that. He is horrible at planning and reasoning. Like when Panda Lee was working why didn't they sit down and say, "okay Leanna we're gonna set your work money aside so we can save for disney land trip." Or why didn't he put the patreon money into a savings account cause we can assume Leanna was making an equal or greater amount than he was getting on Patreon.

Edit: Prior to subs and patreon drop he was hinting at financial stability. Perhaps that is no longer accurate.

Exactly. They could have went that entire time without spending a dime of the money Panda made. Taxes would be paid easy and there wouldn't be an emergency. Just like before he was streaming full time. People were suggesting he take a part time job. That was a good idea. Work at walmart for a year stocking shelves for 5 hours a day for 4 days a week. Shift streaming schedule around. He wold be living the life, but Phil thought that any suggestion for him to get job was someone trying to shit on him. He is a slave to his viewers, and will always be until he figures this out.


As far as him sperging over an 11 year old calling him an idiot, I don't think this is a battle that needs to be fought. I doubt he'll get suspended for it, since a case can be made that he didn't actually say it to her (although the toxicity is there on stream). Phil needs a course in Damage Control 101. Whether you are wrong or not, just apologize lol. People who push the issue afterwards just look like douchebags when you do that. It looks worse when you try to add some sort of reasoning to why you were an asshole to an 11 year old. Beyond all of that, Phil has a trend of calling people cowards, and used to talk about how people would never say things to his face, which contradicts these types of interactions.

I don't care whether his "entertainment" career lives or dies. It's fun, but people will move on. The people who have youtube channels dedicated to covering his shenanigans will either disappear or move to something else, all the detractors will do the same.

 

[LordAutismo]

I just watched the video of Phil shit talking an eleven year old again for the umpteenth time. And something struck me. Phil asks the child if the parents bought him/her a gaming PC.

Now correct me if I am wrong, but can't a toaster run VR Chat? What makes Phil think that it is anything more than a stock computer meant for simple browsing?

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

Confirmed: Twitch is a detractor who's stealing DSP's quality memes and taking away from his teespring fortune

 

[neger psykolog]

I just watched the video of Phil shit talking an eleven year old again for the umpteenth time. And something struck me. Phil asks the child if the parents bought him/her a gaming PC.

Now correct me if I am wrong, but can't a toaster run VR Chat? What makes Phil think that it is anything more than a stock computer meant for simple browsing?

Because in Phil's world his gaming PC was a failure because it couldn't simultaneously play a graphic intensive game, record AND stream. Since his main source of information is the WWE Network and he knows nothing about the thing that he makes his money off (video games) that means that the 20 million steam users are not just people on toaster PCs but privileged people who are able to afford master race PC gaming rigs that can play games, record and stream at the same time.

 

[Don Kang]

He is a slave to his viewers, and will always be until he figures this out.

The problem is even his largest supporters are running out of money to give him. He's milking his viewership dry, and he doesn't seem to understand that.

It's one thing to expect them to float you a few grand on one rare occasion -- but expecting them to give you thousands of dollars every month for the same issue is ridiculous. At that point you seriously need to start reevaluating your financial decisions/plans for the future. But instead he thinks everything will be okay if he keeps hounding the same 300 people for money every single day until god knows when.

And instead of cultivating new growth through shit every other streamer does (branching out with his content, doing collaborations, interacting with his community, etc), he thinks it's a smart idea to put the shit his fans actually want to see behind paywalls so he can squeeze even more shekels out of them.

He's always boasting about his business degree, but it's obvious he has no idea what he's doing. Reality is going to smack his ass hard when he defaults on that first tax payment.

 

[Accoutrement]

He could even have her work for a year just to help out since he seems to be indicating he is getting closer and closer to financial stability. He just doesn't think like that. He is horrible at planning and reasoning. Like when Panda Lee was working why didn't they sit down and say, "okay Leanna we're gonna set your work money aside so we can save for disney land trip." Or why didn't he put the patreon money into a savings account cause we can assume Leanna was making an equal or greater amount than he was getting on Patreon.

Edit: Prior to subs and patreon drop he was hinting at financial stability. Perhaps that is no longer accurate.

She should be working part-time for her own money. She can still babysit the pig roach, and clean his pen. Pheel gets far more use out of having a mother he can plow than she would be able to earn by working.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The problem is even his largest supporters are running out of money to give him. He's jerking off his viewership dry, and he doesn't seem to understand that.

It's one thing to expect them to float you a few grand on one rare occasion -- but expecting them to give you thousands of dollars every month for the same issue is ridiculous. At that point you seriously need to start reevaluating your financial decisions/plans for the future. But instead he thinks everything will be okay if he keeps hounding the same 300 people for money every single day until god knows when.

And instead of cultivating new growth through shit every other streamer does (branching out with his content, doing collaborations, interacting with his community, etc), he thinks it's a smart idea to put the shit his fans actually want to see behind paywalls so he can squeeze even more shekels out of them.

He's always boasting about his business degree, but it's obvious he has no idea what he's doing. Reality is going to smack his ass hard when he defaults on that first tax payment.

Which will be a matter of when it happens. Phil just can't win at the rate he's spiraling down

 

[WeeblesWobble]

The problem is even his largest supporters are running out of money to give him. He's jerking off his viewership dry, and he doesn't seem to understand that.

It's one thing to expect them to float you a few grand on one rare occasion -- but expecting them to give you thousands of dollars every month for the same issue is ridiculous. At that point you seriously need to start reevaluating your financial decisions/plans for the future. But instead he thinks everything will be okay if he keeps hounding the same 300 people for money every single day until god knows when.

And instead of cultivating new growth through shit every other streamer does (branching out with his content, doing collaborations, interacting with his community, etc), he thinks it's a smart idea to put the shit his fans actually want to see behind paywalls so he can squeeze even more shekels out of them.

He's always boasting about his business degree, but it's obvious he has no idea what he's doing. Reality is going to smack his ass hard when he defaults on that first tax payment.

I completely agree. Phil isn't concerned with actual growth, he is only concerned with money. There is a reason that big streamers get both brand new subs and people who resub for years at a time. Phil doesn't know how to be personable and give the viewers something they'll come back for. All he knows is what worked 7 years ago, and the competition is MUCH stronger now than it was back then.

 

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Don't make fun. Reporting Phil to the government has already paid dividends in the past! I said this during the OPseat debacle -- usual admonishments against trolling plans and senseless ween behavior don't apply to him. At least not in the same way they do to many other cows. Since Phil still gives you pretty good odds of returning with a pathetic manchild reaction.

1. OPseat social media shaming
2. the LiquidMK mod "mutiny"
3. the Department of Revenue anonymous tip
4. the EvilTable incident
5. the Kingdom Hearts incident?
6. EvilAJ stream sniping
7. copyright strikes
8. random innocuous troll donations
9. simply circulating clips of him and mentioning @Twitch and @TwitchSupport

...All examples of autistic behavior which I would have advised against, if consulted. But all of which provoked monstrously bad behavior from Phil. Maybe I'm just no fun!

I agree with you that as far as trolling cows go, Phil is really the opposite of someone like Chris, where the lower the effort involved, the more Phil will immediately respond to it. But keep in mind that the absolute best Phil lolmilk is/was completely generated by Phil himself:

• Masturbating on stream.
• Making an alarm-noise filled, 15-minute-long unboxing video with no actual unboxing.
  
• Abusing fundraisers, leading to him getting suspended (The complaint wouldn't have worked otherwise).
• Forcing Leanna's presence on stream on his fans, leading to her becoming a person of interest.
  
• The very advent of TIHDYPs.
• The 1st and 2nd TKOH mod revolts.
  
• His Blip.tv permabanning.
• His initial exile from Twitch.
  
• Discussing Leanna's medical issues on stream.
• Inadvertently creating a completely-pointless mystery around Kat (she ultimately got doxed in 17 fucking minutes!), leading to the hooker hoax being completely believed by most.
• Refusing to condemn Vidar's behaviors (literally one sentence required), which lead to his supporters getting doxed, only to lose him and Jezal as donors less than a week later.
• Announcing a chair sponsorship before actually getting the chair, and losing it in less than a day.
• The Project 7 fiasco.
• The Persona 3 rage-quit.
• Getting banned from Adsense.
  
• Getting another chair company, only for said company to fold less then 2 days later.

Phil may respond better to low-effort trolling than most cows, but the results are quite tired now and are absolutely inferior to the above examples, and I am pretty sure that I left out a lot of other moments.

The reason 2018 has been the best Phil season in years is because organized trolling has pretty much dead, and IMO, it really should stay that way.

 

[Faded]

I completely agree. Phil isn't concerned with actual growth, he is only concerned with money. There is a reason that big streamers get both brand new subs and people who resub for years at a time. Phil doesn't know how to be personable and give the viewers something they'll come back for. All he knows is what worked 7 years ago, and the competition is MUCH stronger now than it was back then.

Forget the competition and how things WERE.

If this DSP fellow was the only thing going right now. The only streamer to watch. Would you even watch it? Let alone give them money?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I agree with you that as far as trolling cows go, Phil is really the opposite of someone like Chris, where the lower the effort involved, the more Phil will immediately respond to it. But keep in mind that the absolute best Phil lolmilk is/was completely generated by Phil himself:

• Masturbating on stream.
• Making an alarm-noise filled, 15-minute-long unboxing video with no actual unboxing.
  
• Abusing fundraisers, leading to him getting suspended (The complaint wouldn't have worked otherwise).
• Forcing Leanna's presence on stream on his fans, leading to her becoming a person of interest.
  
• The very advent of TIHDYPs.
• The 1st and 2nd TKOH mod revolts.
  
• His Blip.tv permabanning.
• His initial exile from Twitch.
  
• Discussing Leanna's medical issues on stream.
• Inadvertently creating a completely-pointless mystery around Kat (she ultimately got doxed in 17 fucking minutes!), leading to the hooker hoax being completely believed by most.
• Refusing to condemn Vidar's behaviors (literally one sentence required), which lead to his supporters getting doxed, only to lose him and Jezal as donors less than a week later.
• Announcing a chair sponsorship before actually getting the chair, and losing it in less than a day.
• The Project 7 fiasco.
• The Persona 3 rage-quit.
• Getting banned from Adsense.
  
• Getting another chair company, only for said company to fold less then 2 days later.

Phil may respond better to low-effort trolling than most cows, but the results are quite tired now and are absolutely inferior to the above examples, and I am pretty sure that I left out a lot of other moments.

The reason 2018 has been the best Phil season in years is because organized trolling has pretty much dead, and IMO, it really should stay that way.

totally agree with you on Phil not needing to be trolled since he trolls himself. A part of me wonders what fiasco will phil create next for our enjoyment?

 

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totally agree with you on Phil not needing to be trolled since he trolls himself. A part of me wonders what fiasco will phil create next for our enjoyment?

That's the fun of leaving him alone, he will come up with something far better than deleting autistic threads giving him "advice" or people tagging him on Twitter to tell him he sucked at Street Fighter. Phil is one of the most productive cows when he only has himself to blame.

 

[BallBuster]

Awwwwww big tough guy in his gated community doesn’t liked to be called out on his bullshit and lies.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

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Awwwwww big tough guy in his gated community doesn’t liked to be called out on his bullshit and lies.

the gates are supposed to block haters and trolls from cyberspace but they don't work. Bugged security mechanics dood!

 

[Freshtodeath]

a lot of the good stuff lately has been generated by phil himself. He never stops generating lolz. Is jealous cause a 11 year old girl has a gaming pc. Says he would pimp slap a 11 year old girl. Random youtuber Elpressador makes a drama video. It just never ends with Phil.

 

[Waveysauce]

It's even more hilarious given how hypocritical Phil was. How many times has Phil called people idiots for no reason, or for not being aware of something that he thinks is "obvious"? And this is to his fans. Yet that's alright. A grown man biting the hand that feeds him and yelling at the people he's meant to be nice to is perfectly fine, but a child doing the same to a complete stranger is out of line and needs to be joked about being pimp-slapped.

As Phil said - "What's wrong with this picture?".

dont forget that phil was even an annoying dick to a young FAN who tried to help him before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2T-CXGyYL8