Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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Why does it never occur to Jake that people don't want to "clear the air" with him or repair their "friendship"? He just refuses to admit that he was never as important to those people as they clearly were to him.

Most people don't regard social media "friends" with whom they never catch up in real life as especially important and aren't going to be heartbroken when those "friendships" wane.
 
Jake with some other pedo defender reminisce about GANERGATE and Nick 'sarah butts' Nyberg, a man who tried to groom his 8-year-old cousin.
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Jake claims Graham Linehan used to excitedly ask Jake when he was going to put his Googleshng tweet vomits on Storify and claims he was a "huge fan" of Jake's bile and lies. Jake doesn't understand why he now "pals around" with people Jake doesn't like.

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That's the weird thing though - if you go back through his old blogs he did seem to have friends at the time. Maybe even IRL ones. At some point he just suddenly forgot how to interact with humans, or be human.
He did formerly play warhammer 40k with people, but one person was secretly a transphobic Nazi made Jake play by the rules and he gave it all up. Any slight difficulty makes Jake surrender.

Also worth noting: Jake has several hundred hours of Stelarris logged on steam. It’s his most played game. And he can’t even beat the bots and he’s just gonna give it up. Just pathetic.
 
Jake actually believes “really good friends” equals a people he chatted with via IRC and DM on twitter for a year during GG hysteria.

Jake doesn't really get the concept of friends.

Here's how you tell the difference between friends and REAL friends.

Friends help you move.

REAL friends help you move bodies.
 
Jake doesn't really get the concept of friends.

Here's how you tell the difference between friends and REAL friends.

Friends help you move.

REAL friends help you move bodies.

Probably for the best Jake doesn't have real friends. It would be rather scary if Jake had actually murdered someone
 
Jake's feed reads like the diary of the man in the hole.

day 1: mud everywhere, smell is terrible
day 4: getting dark, very cold
day 17: think i've hit ground water or a sewer, smell is unbearable
day 68: very lonely, haven't seen the sun in ages. better keep digging

Well, Jake has dug himself into a hole with his life style and personal choices. Pretty fitting
 
Jake doesn't really get the concept of friends.
Don't underestimate just how far Jake fell over the past decade or so. He used to write about watching movies with friends IRL, having inside jokes and nicknames and catchphrases with them, things like that. You know, things that actual friends do. He got his column at RPGamer because he was friends with the people running it, and for some reason it seems like he actually had fans. He knew what socialization was at one point, he just forgot.
I really wonder if there's an interesting story behind it, or if he just drifted away from all his ties to the real world and went insane due to isolation.
 
Don't underestimate just how far Jake fell over the past decade or so. He used to write about watching movies with friends IRL, having inside jokes and nicknames and catchphrases with them, things like that. You know, things that actual friends do. He got his column at RPGamer because he was friends with the people running it, and for some reason it seems like he actually had fans. He knew what socialization was at one point, he just forgot.
I really wonder if there's an interesting story behind it, or if he just drifted away from all his ties to the real world and went insane due to isolation.

I’d say it was the failure of his game that broke him.

Jake was the dude that didn’t grow up and become an adult. While all his old friends did things like got real jobs, got married, had children, bought houses, etc...Jake refused to do anything he didn’t want to (like a job to be independent) and remained dependent on mommy.

His friends moved, they didn’t have endless time for games and had less and less in common with Jake as they became adults and Jake regressed to a creepy man child.

Jake only wants to do what interest and pleases him - much like a child. So when that fabulous high paid gig to create/write about games didn’t materialize he didn’t try something else or make alternate plans to achieve his goal. He made one last stab at it by trying to create his own game. When that failed he just gave up, curled up in bed, let mommy take care of him and eventually decided he was a troon to rationalize why is life was a shit pile of fail instead of admitting it was his own choices and laziness.

Dude would have been a much happier person had he just manned up and taken any job and started to grow as a person and deal with expectations and responsibilities, but instead he just ran to his bedroom and had a pity party for a decade while his mom does the heavy lifting.
 
Also worth noting: Jake has several hundred hours of Stelarris logged on steam. It’s his most played game. And he can’t even beat the bots and he’s just gonna give it up. Just pathetic.

Wait wait wait, isn't Paradox on the shit list these days for their crimes of humanity against PoC? Did that blow over?
 
Wait wait wait, isn't Paradox on the shit list these days for their crimes of humanity against PoC? Did that blow over?
Sounds like “expert journalist” Jake “I spend weeks monitoring social media of game studios to see if I want to apply there” Alley is behind on the times.
There's the possibility that the game is a secret pleasure of Jake's
It’s the only game he’s consistently played. Like 1% of his 800 games have more than a few hours played, Stellaris he had like 200 I think. And now he can’t even enjoy that.
 
His friends moved, they didn’t have endless time for games and had less and less in common with Jake as they became adults and Jake regressed to a creepy man child
There’s also the reactions of his friends. When you’re young, there’s always that guy who has had some “hard luck,” maybe losing his job or just generally having trouble getting it together, or having a plan that ends up failing. And at first you have sympathy for him because he had some bad luck and give him a hand or some support.

But then over the years you realize that he *keeps* having “bad luck” and that all your friends who have bad luck or have trouble with something *are always the same people*. So I can imagine that Jake’s IRL friends realzied he was a black hole of neediness and failure he needed his friends to help him with, and they ended up slowly drifting away from him.

Quite possibly with GG he figured this was a way to show he didn’t really NEED his old friends who were drifting away from him anyway, because he could make NEW friends. But then the pattern reasserted itself.
 
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Well, SGG, that's what friends are for. OH...oh...nevermind :heart-empty:

Anyway, I can only agree with what most people here have said. I think he probably had friends back in the day, perhaps still from his high school days when he was somewhat forced to socialize. Then he slowly drifted further and further into his current state of basement-dwelling NEET-dom. So he 1) has very few things to talk about with his old friends because they probably all moved on to having adult, 30-something lives and 2) he's making no RL new friends because he has no job or hobbies that require him to leave the house/get out of his comfort zone.

And I've said it before: I think he could still make a friend (online or IRL) but he just comes off as too self-absorbed, as someone who's only interested into unloading his emotional baggage onto his "friend" instead of having a meaningful, balanced, healthy relationship with another human being.

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Oh for crying out loud, Jake. Now you're just fucking with us :story:
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Well, SGG, that's what friends are for. OH...oh...nevermind :heart-empty:

Anyway, I can only agree with what most people here have said. I think he probably had friends back in the day, perhaps still from his high school days when he was somewhat forced to socialize. Then he slowly drifted further and further into his current state of basement-dwelling NEET-dom. So he 1) has very few things to talk about with his old friends because they probably all moved on to having adult, 30-something lives and 2) he's making no RL new friends because he has no job or hobbies that require him to leave the house/get out of his comfort zone.

And I've said it before: I think he could still make a friend (online or IRL) but he just comes off as too self-absorbed, as someone who's only interested into unloading his emotional baggage onto his "friend" instead of having a meaningful, balanced, healthy relationship with another human being.

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Oh for crying out loud, Jake. Now you're just fucking with us :story:
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Is it possible he reads this thread? More than a few of the gamergate cows did it back in their glory days of gamergate
 
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