Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Any chance he'll get in trouble with eBay for yanking an item and selling it off eBay to avoid the fees? I know it's against their TOS, but I don't know how aggressively they look for and punish violations...
 
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MahFibro! said:
I wouldn't be shocked if he has.

Come to think of it - who keeps an eye on her (and their pets) while CWC waddles off to partake in his funsies?
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No one, the dogs piss and shit in the house, and the cats (including poor sorbet, whos condition probably is way fucking worse than it was last year due to negligence on Chris part) wait patiently for Barb to die so they can consume her corpse because God knows they don't bother feeding the animals.
 
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Juxie said:
If somebody is going to pay Chris an insane amount of money to do something, the only worthwhile thing to do would be to have him stop being a tranny.
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The question of "can you force / cajole Chris into not being a tranny?" gets asked a lot and I think this is almost certainly what would happen:
Marvin said:
No.

His conviction really won't change.

Now, he might nominally pretend to be a man. But at the same time constantly try to shoehorn his lesbian fetish into every corner of the relationship. And then after a bit, he'd just drop all pretenses of being a man. He'd probably start calling his partner a lesbian explicitly too.

I elaborated on this in another post, about the question of if it is possible to browbeat Chris into badmouthing Sonichu. My answer was yes, but not sincerely, and Chris would perpetually try to hamfistedly undermine you.

Chris is about as subtle as :briefs:.
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nvrwastetree said:
No one, the dogs piss and shit in the house, and the cats (including poor sorbet, whos condition probably is way fucking worse than it was last year due to negligence on Chris part) wait patiently for Barb to die so they can consume her corpse because God knows they don't bother feeding the animals.
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lol calm down
 
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FinalSolution said:
I wouldn't give money to Chris 'cos I see no reason to, yet I don't care if others do. Why do others care?
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It makes Chris misappropriate the value of his trash. When he see's someone buy a stupid grimy oxidized ring for $1000, he see's an opportunity to post his trash online for free instead of getting an actual form of income, which he realistically isn't going to do anyways. Plus he ships his stuff with literal trash as packaging and strands of his hair.

He also has a history of giving out the personal information of people that have bought from him and that's the more important one.
 
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HomeAloneTwo said:
It makes Chris misappropriate the value of his trash. When he see's someone buy a stupid grimy oxidized ring for $1000, he see's an opportunity to post his trash online for free instead of getting an actual form of income, which he realistically isn't going to do anyways. Plus he ships his stuff with literal trash as packaging and strands of his hair.

He also has a history of giving out the personal information of people that have bought from him and that's the more important one.
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None of those are things to get upset about, unless one is the actual buyer.

People, take a chill pill and let the autist make his money shooting dancing manboob jiggling videos, selling decade-old toys, and honest-to-god trash. Dude got trolled and mercilessly mocked for over a decade now, he's probably earned the right to make money off his internet footprint.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
You guys are wild. Look, I got a necklace Chris made me along with some home made Pokemon cards. How much you want to pay me for them. I got a basement that needs to be finished.
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You could offer an Emily interactive date experience. You could even hire a pickle suited man to steal you
 
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toreelz said:
Excuse me, but when has he acted like a lolcow-in-the-making exactly?
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lolcow... in the making?

Anyone who trots in here bragging about how they just gave Chris $600 is solidly a lolcow. No further "making" necessary.
LoveYouLongTime said:
@Marvin Emily date 2.0.
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"hmm, yeh know, I went on a date with another girl named emily. and then a guy in a pickle suit came and stole her a way! *sigh*. ennyway, I'm glad dats not happenin today."
Chopinpiano said:
anyone attending bronycon?
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I'm not going to pay money to wade through brony funk for a weekend for the sake of cwc.

But usually when it's in town, I'll swing by the convention center to get lunch and gawk a bit.

https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/495318822401081344
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629701075210240000
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/495310821728481281

The bar owners like to capitalize on the bronies. One year they had a "bar trot":
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629461861327601664
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629465811409833984
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/751190348299378688
 
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Nikachu said:
He looks super fuckin happy in that video. He can't help but smile and show off the fact that someone is giving him $600+ to go to faggotcon. Idk why he can't just accept the money quietly and shut up about it.
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It's Chris gigantic moronic ego. Anytime Chris is happy he has to display it on Facebook and thank the person, sometimes he also promises people that have given him money that he will do things for them, like he did with dstecks. This time though, I think Chris may have promised jack from up North and handy under the table at bronycon.
 
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I wonder if he bought some super autism package with all the money he was given.
 
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Marvin said:
lolcow... in the making?

Anyone who trots in here bragging about how they just gave Chris $600 is solidly a lolcow. No further "making" necessary.

"hmm, yeh know, I went on a date with another girl named emily. and then a guy in a pickle suit came and stole her a way! *sigh*. ennyway, I'm glad dats not happenin today."

I'm not going to pay money to wade through brony funk for a weekend for the sake of cwc.

But usually when it's in town, I'll swing by the convention center to get lunch and gawk a bit.

https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/495318822401081344
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629701075210240000
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/495310821728481281

The bar owners like to capitalize on the bronies. One year they had a "bar trot":
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629461861327601664
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/629465811409833984
https://twitter.com/hwinslow3/status/751190348299378688
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Shit @Marvin you have my sympathies with having to deal with those idiots "clopping" down the street. Wonder if a bronycon has ever been arrested or kicked out of a bar for acting like a jackass.
 
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