4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

[TrippinKahlua]

Haven't you guys bothered to notice the coincidences? Several parties pretending to be Jigsaw, incredibly weird idea guy-tier twitter posts from Chris so ambiguous we think he has been a target of blackmail. He seems days away from the point where a vital and necessary utility will be cut off for withheld payment on a big bill, so fucking big he has resorted to offer blowjobs for money. All the while, begged for $600 in MLP money and got double the amount.

And shit, two weens doxxed in two weeks. Each pretending to be Jigsaw, and the second seeming to carry on the same story. @Jack Z has even already said there are more. I wasn't even around for Shadow Resident/Chris Parlette so i couldn't weigh in then, but its pretty weird how armies of weens are coming out, ready to be doxxed, possibly willing too. All for that juicy piece of Christory.

 

[James Howlett]

Haven't you guys bothered to notice the coincidences? Several parties pretending to be Jigsaw, incredibly weird idea guy-tier twitter posts from Chris so ambiguous we think he has been a target of blackmail. He seems days away from the point where a vital and necessary utility will be cut off for withheld payment on a big bill, so fucking big he has resorted to offer blowjobs for money. All the while, begged for $600 in MLP money and got double the amount.

And shit, two weens doxxed in two weeks. Each pretending to be Jigsaw, and the second seeming to carry on the same story. @Jack Z has even already said there are more. I wasn't even around for Shadow Resident/Chris Parlette so i couldn't weigh in then, but its pretty weird how armies of weens are coming out, ready to be doxxed, possibly willing too. All for that juicy piece of Christory.

I suspect Jack Z does have a few extra friends in on it for whatever the fuck passes as laughable material to them, but I don't think he's actually linked with Chris Parlette. I think the surge in ween-activity is just due to Chris begging, specifically for Bronycon, because it's a situation where Chris is at his most vulnerable; specifically needing money for something that more important to him than anything in his life right now.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I am beginning to think Chris is actively encouraging the ween behavior now. Its clearly giving him profit, people to talk to, and he does it to spite us, "the trolls", who clearly hate seeing the weens do it.

Wouldn't it make sense for him to encourage the behavior to piss us off? We are his enemies.

 

[Marvin]

Y'know, I think Chris is developing a legit fanbase.

I think the amount of irony has been dwindling for awhile. I think there's like a dozen or so people who are genuinely interested in Chris bullshit. I don't think they remember that it was originally a joke at his expense.

They just know he's "famous", like he's some famous youtuber who's known for wearing a wacky getup.

I am beginning to think Chris is actively encouraging the ween behavior now. Its clearly giving him profit, people to talk to, and he does it to spite us, "the trolls", who clearly hate seeing the weens do it.

Wouldn't it make sense for him to encourage the behavior to piss us off? We are his enemies.

Not really. Chris isn't able to perceive that any of this bothers us and if he reads our posts, he certainly doesn't understand why.

An example of how unaware he is: he thinks people want to masturbate to the old she came for cwc drawing. He thinks it's sexy to your average person, instead of laughably cringy.

Chris never "gets it", and he never does anything that depends on his ability to "get it".

 

[johnny5150]

we can rule out that Chris got hacked. The tweet of him giving out bj is there.

 

[Eichsterd123]

New troll extremely confirmed at this point..

ya gotta admit, it makes a great pre-shooting message

 

[Mr. 0]

Y'know, I think Chris is developing a legit fanbase.

I think the amount of irony has been dwindling for awhile. I think there's like a dozen or so people who are genuinely interested in Chris bullshit. I don't think they remember that it was originally a joke at his expense.

They just know he's "famous", like he's some famous youtuber who's known for wearing a wacky getup.

Oh my god.

Not only was Chris ahead of his time over 10 years ago but the people who are his fans are dumber than even he is...

 

[Marvin]

Oh my god.

Not only was Chris ahead of his time over 10 years ago but the people who are his fans are dumber than even he is...

Well, I don't know this for certain.

I've just ran into several people who talk about Chris in a strange way. Like he's famous to them, but not for being a shithead. Or not even for being super weird. He's just like a cartoon character to them.

It'd be like if someone lifted a racist Japanese stereotype cartoon character from an old cartoon, and the kids nowadays don't get the racial implications.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Oh my god.

Not only was Chris ahead of his time over 10 years ago but the people who are his fans are dumber than even he is...

It'd be like if someone lifted a racist Japanese stereotype cartoon character from an old cartoon, and the kids nowadays don't get the racial implications.

So this is it. This is what growing old feels like.

 

[Null]

fucking moron internet aristocrat is tweeting this garbage out without a fucking clue of why he's doing it, so now the people puppetting this bullshit are going to be emboldened to continue doing it if they can get that kind of attention.

this is it. this is the end. no one can make Chris funny again. that livestream where a bunch of new people got splashed in the face with chris's everyday reality like london acid already seems like ancient history.

 

[Medley]

It is rustling that chris gets so much money for doing nothing. He probably gets around $25,000 a year just from his patreon and tugboat. I know he has a pretty shitty life and lives welfare check to welfare check but I would love to have an $25,000 a year for no reason.

 

[UngaWunga]

I'm incredibly pleased that after years of bengan unpaid entertainer/artist/performer Chris is finally making a living as a professional exceptional individual.

I'd rather Chris have a thousand dollars than someone who's somehow willing to give Chris a thousand dollars.

 

[Marvin]

It is rustling that chris gets so much money for doing nothing. He probably gets around $25,000 a year just from his patreon and tugboat. I know he has a pretty shitty life and lives welfare check to welfare check but I would love to have an $25,000 a year for no reason.

It's not really for no reason though. Chris is a modern day circus performer.

 

[Antipathy]

Chris is ahead of his time. He's getting money for doing nothing, can say whatever the hell he wants and leaves rampant speculation on his state. Ever since pewdiepie did his little video, we've got a flood of twelve year olds buoying Chris back into the spotlight, and now he's profiting from it.

Guys: I think Chris has learned how to troll us. He's succeeding, in a sense, by doing nothing.

 

[timtommy]

Well, I don't know this for certain.

I've just ran into several people who talk about Chris in a strange way. Like he's famous to them, but not for being a shithead. Or not even for being super weird. He's just like a cartoon character to them.

It'd be like if someone lifted a racist Japanese stereotype cartoon character from an old cartoon, and the kids nowadays don't get the racial implications.

Interesting, I had no idea that was the case.

If true, it creates a weird ceiling for his "fans". It is perfectly reasonable for someone new to Chris to think he is another Youtube pseudo-celebrity who people like for his ridiculous antics. As long as they don't get too interested, they could potentially sustain it. If they ever decide to delve into it a little bit, layers and layers of pretty fucked up stuff is bound to emerge.

Although then again, I suppose it is possible for someone taking a quick glance at it to think it is all part of the hilarious back story to the character he plays.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I've just ran into several people who talk about Chris in a strange way. Like he's famous to them, but not for being a shithead. Or not even for being super weird. He's just like a cartoon character to them.

Yeah, I've noticed that too. When Chris was at MAGfest, people were treating him like a celebrity, they were calling him a meme legend and stuff. There was that one girl who shrieked in delight when he touched her hand.
Chris is no longer the internet freak-show, people are happily paying for his garbage now.

Let that sink in:
Fuck a blowup doll on camera, become a meme legend.

 

[Jack Awful]

Are we sure it's blackmail? I feel like it could also be "man pretending to be a sexy lesbian who says she'll only fuck Chris if he does X"

 

[Xanax]

Well, I don't know this for certain.

I've just ran into several people who talk about Chris in a strange way. Like he's famous to them, but not for being a shithead. Or not even for being super weird. He's just like a cartoon character to them.

It'd be like if someone lifted a racist Japanese stereotype cartoon character from an old cartoon, and the kids nowadays don't get the racial implications.

People on Twitter treat Chris the same way they treat everything else; with some kind of weird pseudo-sincerity, like they're not sure what the joke is but they want to be in on it. These are the people who call him Christine unironically and probably a lot of the people who bought medallions.

People who are juuust old enough to remember Chris trolling at its prime seem to take pride in telling 16-year-olds to "look up chris-chan if you don't know what i'm talking about". It's really weird.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not really for no reason though. Chris is a modern day circus performer.

Cirque du soleil has modern day circus performers. Chris is more like a carnie from the 30s paid to eat rotting fishes out of a bucket with his feet only. Before you disagree with me Marvin, Chris was just paid to lick dicks of walls, and he offered BJs to hype up the sale of smut he masquerades as art, think about that first.
Like a true carnie, very few will be thinking about Chris after the novelty of something better comes along.

His Patreon is more likely to do that than ebay

Not trying A-log Chris here guys, but he has been earning that by the sale of that stuff on ebay and the donations from weens. I just hope weens don't report him because even "donations" count.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot was setting Chris up to get his tugboat garnished or taken away.
Also, I don't think the money will last that long, maybe another 2-5 years at the most.

 

[Antipathy]

Chris isn't half the lolcow that his fans collectively are.