Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The weird part is i mildly sympethize with fatties and I used to be one. It's the same as having a smoke or a drink, you enjoy it and it gets you through the day, so who really cares? Our society does have really unpleasent hypocritical views on some guy who just likes a bit of cake and tv. Bob on the other hand is a corpulant blob who spends all his time in his basement playing vidya, sleeping at really unhealthy hours and sperging on twitter that red-necks are sub human.
The differance between him and fat guy is the differance between a beer once he gets home and the guy who shows up to work drunk.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
The Paul brothers have a thread on here to? Also, does Steve Shives have one on here as well?
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Yeah, of course he does.
Sexy Times Hitler said:
I swear, Homecoming must've given him super-diabetes or something.
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Any tweet that triggers Bob is a :achievement: in my book.
Sexy Times Hitler said:
Yeah, that's who the Nazis wanted to kill most of all. The fatties.
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Why does this person care if nazi/neo-nazis hated fat people? So do vegans, animal rights activists and Jamie Oliver. It's not like Hitler caused fat people to run slower, take up more space and live shorter life spans.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Normal Person: I'm morbidly obese and are having health issues thanks to it. I should focus on losing weight and getting my health in order.

Bob Chipman: I'm morbidly obese and are having health issues thanks to it. Let me sperg about how society isn't more accepting of fat people.
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Normal Person: I'm morbidly obese and are having health issues thanks to eating junk food overly and not exercising regularly. I should exercise more and eat more healthier food to get my health better. Also, I should focus more on my social skills by talking more to people and having a positive mind.

Bob Chipman: I'm morbidly aubese and are having health issues thanks to eating junk food auverly and not exercising regularly. Let me sperg about how Trump and white working class males in the Rust Belt are subhumans holding back my Superiah Fucha, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is more culturally important than the films auf Kubrick and Scorsese, continue to aggressively eating greasy five Big Mac cheeseburgers a day, and throw giant tempa tantrums in my motha's sella when things in the political and entertainment field don't go my way.

I edited this to match Bob's cartoon Boston ascent.
 
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So, I'm wondering what Bob will think of the new Han Solo movie due in two weeks. While I'm not wanting this to fail, why do I get bad vibes from the movie based on the behind the scenes drama and that Disney apparently isn't happy with it?
 
Does the movie check any Dumblr trademarks like lesbigirls, disabled queer pockys, and farcical -ists?
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
So, I'm wondering what Bob will think of the new Han Solo movie due in two weeks. While I'm not wanting this to fail, why do I get bad vibes from the movie based on the behind the scenes drama and that Disney apparently isn't happy with it?
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I'm getting bad vibes too. I didn't even know it was coming out until I saw a commercial for it the other night. I've seen absolutely zero hype or discussion about it. Some of it might just be that we are still reeling from the effects of the last Star Wars movie.

Knowing Bob, he will likely enthusiastically sperg about it.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
So, I'm wondering what Bob will think of the new Han Solo movie due in two weeks. While I'm not wanting this to fail, why do I get bad vibes from the movie based on the behind the scenes drama and that Disney apparently isn't happy with it?
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He's mentioned it a grand total of once and I suspect Infinity War's completely overshadowed it for him this year. The behind the scenes stuff is rather concerning, but we heard the same stuff before Rogue One was released and most people seemed to like that one.

But yes, Bob probably will praise it.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Why are so many cows so hellbent on avoiding taking care of themselves? The weight issue, dieting, exercising, not maintaining good hygiene and having unkempt appearances. All are pretty common traits.
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Lack of self-awareness and a varying degree of disconnect with society at large are probably the causes for that.
 
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He's mentioned it a grand total of once and I suspect Infinity War's completely overshadowed it for him this year. The behind the scenes stuff is rather concerning, but we heard the same stuff before Rogue One was released and most people seemed to like that one.

But yes, Bob probably will praise it.
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It has a Female Droid who is vocal about Droid oppression he'll love it but whine it should had been a Lando film. Sadly if the rumors are true about how bad the Solo actor is he'd be right about it being a Lando film but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
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Some of it might just be that we are still reeling from the effects of the last Star Wars movie.
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I had zero hype and desire for the last one and it still sucked.

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The behind the scenes stuff is rather concerning, but we heard the same stuff before Rogue One was released and most people seemed to like that one.
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That's interesting to note. Though unfortunately, Rogue One didn't fire the director and apparently had its lead actor be awful, which makes me wonder why Bob hasn't reported on this.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
So, I'm wondering what Bob will think of the new Han Solo movie due in two weeks. While I'm not wanting this to fail, why do I get bad vibes from the movie based on the behind the scenes drama and that Disney apparently isn't happy with it?
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I'm getting bad vibes too. I didn't even know it was coming out until I saw a commercial for it the other night. I've seen absolutely zero hype or discussion about it. Some of it might just be that we are still reeling from the effects of the last Star Wars movie.

Knowing Bob, he will likely enthusiastically sperg about it.
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LaughingJoke said:
It has a Female Droid who is vocal about Droid oppression he'll love it but whine it should had been a Lando film. Sadly if the rumors are true about how bad the Solo actor is he'd be right about it being a Lando film but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Well, the film already broke record on pre ticket sales. It might not be as discussed, or as hyped as TFA. But the expectation still lingers.
 
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Well, the film already broke record on pre ticket sales. It might not be as discussed, or as hyped as TFA. But the expectation still lingers.
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I'll be surprised if the reaction to this is the same as the Last Jedi's, where critics and Bob gushed all over it but audiences hated it.
 
Right, let's put a brake on the Star Wars sperging before it gets out of hand now - still a couple of weeks to release. The Footless Fuhrer is nothing if not reliably idiotic so however the film is I'm sure there'll be plenty to laugh at.
 
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