LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

He looks like an ugly, fat, greasy weirdo wearing poorly-applied purple eyeshadow.

"looks like"?

 

[Konstantinos]

I still don't buy any of this "male lesbian" shit. If he actually cared about the LBGT cause than he would have taken the time to gain, at the very least, a cursory understanding of it.

 

[Good Soothing Coffee]

Can I just say that he actually looks the happiest I've seen him in ages, at least in the most recent pic he's taken? It doesn't mean his life is actually peachy of course, but I don't know, I don't see the characteristic dead autist eyes or even the stressy despair face. I think he's really becoming comfortable with his lady self. This may get me downvoted, but meh. Overcompensating for his lack of masculinity wasn't working for him, let him feel pretty.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

The van really helps complete his 'Buffalo Bill' look.

Oh wait... Was she a great big fat tomgirl?

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Dat make up though...

 

[The Dude]

This is true, but the only reason he became involved in this is because Bob and Barb have given him a hard time about him dressing like a tomgirl. In other words, it's not like he read about other gaybians not being allowed to get married in the newspaper and that caused him rage, but rather he himself feels oppressed.

There's nothing wrong with that, but I think it's mistake to characterize it as "charitable" and falling outside his pattern of almost complete self-interest at all times.

I wouldn't be shocked if the new gal-pal he's trying to fuck woo has something to do with his new "tolerance" of gays.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

And lessons on how to comb. How do you guys think he would look with a ponytail?

Autistic

 

[Red_Rager]

Can I just say that he actually looks the happiest I've seen him in ages, at least in the most recent pic he's taken? It doesn't mean his life is actually peachy of course, but I don't know, I don't see the characteristic dead autist eyes or even the stressy despair face. I think he's really becoming comfortable with his lady self. This may get me downvoted, but meh. Overcompensating for his lack of masculinity wasn't working for him, let him feel pretty.

As far as I'm concerned if this helps him find his inner peace, than this is a good step for him to take.

His fashion leaves a lot to be desired, needs to have a makeover.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Potato face

Noodle arm

 

[Very Honest Content]

Isn't that the 'Sonic at rest' face, when you don't move the character for a few moments in one of the original games, he's aping here? Either that or it's his attempt at duck face pursing of his lips and he is about successful at completing that as he was at finishing a full pullup.

But holy shit, that eyeshadow and foundation combo is ghastly looking on him.

 

[Pikonic]

And lessons on how to comb. How do you guys think he would look with a ponytail?

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(OT, but there was a picture of him and his wife at their wedding somewhere on these forums...anyone know where I could find it.)

 

[Picklechu]

Pins = MOAR things to collect.

When he gets banned from the HRC page for posting irritating nonsense he's going to rage about how awful they are for not being his personal army even though he bought x amount of merchandise from them. Just wait.

If this happens, it will be beautiful.

Well he could be parked in the spot next to the handicapped spot. Then again its Chris and I wouldn't be surprised if he took the handicap spot even if Barb wasn't in the car with him.

IIRC, they've had the handicapped placard since the '80s--it was because Chris, as a "special" child, needed to be closer to the store to help with tantrums, running in front of cars, and other such reasons that others have mentioned. They still have it because they've continued to renew it over the years, and when they initially received it, the review process was not as stringent as it is today. If they were to somehow lose their placard (say, if they forgot to renew), then they probably wouldn't be eligible to reapply.

New York and Virginia are the only two states that allows autistic people to get a handicap permit. I'm sure many autistic motorists in those two states are against it because they're physically capable to walk a few extra steps, but Chris being Chris, took full advantage.

Interesting. I had never heard that before. Still, I wonder if they would be eligible under current rules, or if they still have it due to being grandfathered in?

I see a thing of Sumomo from "Chobits" on there. Also what looks like one of those newfangled pokeymans (I think). And some sanic 10 year anniversary thing?

Yeah, Genesect is the grayish, robot-looking Pokemon one. It's event-only in the games and was featured in the most recent movie (I think; I only pay attention to the video games).

I met a traveller from an antique land

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Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

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Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

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Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

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And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

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Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

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Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

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The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

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And on the pedestal these words appear:

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'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

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Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

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Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

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Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

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The lone and level sands stretch far away."

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Wow, Chris really could look so much better!!!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Loving the repurposed Papa John's fridge magnet.

I don't understand it. Does he call for take out after putting Barbage in his trunk?

You can barely see it, but he's at Target.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I still don't buy any of this "male lesbian" shit. If he actually cared about the LBGT cause than he would have taken the time to gain, at the very least, a cursory understanding of it.

There's transvestism. There's transsexuality. There's being transgendered. There's being perfectly comfortable balancing the (arguably artificial) divide between the two dominant genders.

Then there's Chris, who barely knows what day it is and does messy things to his drawers.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Looks like he is still taking handicap parking spaces from the handicapped, I see.

And Chris seems to believe that the "Stop Bullying" bracelet will repel the trolls like a citronella bracelet will repel mosquitoes. Nice try.

 

[PCA]

And this guy is supposed to be "in a relationship"...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

it makes all other disabled people in need look bad.

I think Chris actually makes everyone else look better.

 

[Sovandie]

Chris doesn't get that he's NOT INVITED to Hartford's Only Upscale Lesbian Event; On account of him being not only biologically male.....but a repulsive example of exactly the kind of male that turned those girls into lesbians in the the first place.

Lesbians aren't a product of creepy men, and they're not straight by default until someone turns them into a lesbian.

Also I don't actually think he was under the impression that he was invited, seems to me like he was actually acting decently and just throwing in some support.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I miss the good old days, when he was somehow less of a creepy weirdo

 

[_blank_]

So, just found out about his latest photo...

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...and... I just... I really don't try to make fun people's appearances. I really, really don't. But I'm almost in tears here. Not from laughing, mind you. This just hurts so badly I'm in tears.