LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

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Cackman said:
Maybe. But in the decades Chris has been on his love quest I don't think he's ever sat down and thought "what am I bringing to the table in a relationship, what can I do to be more appealing to women?" In his mind women should fall in love with him just because he's Chris.

The only way I could see Chris trying to get in shape for a sweetheart is if they straight out tell him "I'll only date you if you lose x amount weight". Even then I'm not sure what would win out; Chris' desire for china or hatred of work. He could just as easily come to the conclusion that any true sweetheart wouldn't ever expect him to do anything and decide it's not worth it.
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The latter was what I was getting at. I agree he wouldn't do it of his own volition, and past experience has shown that even nagging will only get you so far (as with Kacey), but I literally cannot think of any other reason why he would want to get in shape.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
The latter was what I was getting at. I agree he wouldn't do it of his own volition, and past experience has shown that even nagging will only get you so far (as with Kacey), but I literally cannot think of any other reason why he would want to get in shape.
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Heh, nah, nagging is pretty much bottomless. We got Chris to drive to Ohio.
 
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Satan said:
Maybe Chris' girlfriend was bullied? It can't be for him, he just had people throw money at him in high school. :lol:
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You forget that those awful gay cyber-bullies dragged his good name through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids because they were jealous of his autistic powers. Still, it's good to see that Chris has risen above the bullying to become... oh.
 
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Good Soothing Coffee said:
Can I just say that he actually looks the happiest I've seen him in ages, at least in the most recent pic he's taken? It doesn't mean his life is actually peachy of course, but I don't know, I don't see the characteristic dead autist eyes or even the stressy despair face. I think he's really becoming comfortable with his lady self. This may get me downvoted, but meh. Overcompensating for his lack of masculinity wasn't working for him, let him feel pretty.
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Maybe it's because he's got a fantasy image of how everything will turn out? Thinking he'll go to the LGBT meeting and be surrounded with hot lesbians who adore him and tell him how brave he is fighting against the trolls.

Once reality hits that gay men will be more interested than actual lesbians I doubt he'll be so happy.

Although maybe he's just happy because he's apparently got a girlfriend.
 
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Since when did human rights means to dress up like a freak and act out like one too? Also, dem stick arms! He's lucky to live in not only America but also in the state of Virginia where they let autistic people park on handicapped spots! Plus, he has his tugboat so he can buy whatever he wants with little money he has. He even gets to say whatever he wants too and not get arrested! In Vietnam, we don't have that same level of freedom of speech like Chris has and that people like him are thrown in asylums. LGBT is also a very new concept in my country and we don't have any laws about it and most rural people say no to this. In the end, he has no concept of human rights or even LGBT rights since we all know who he cares about; himself.
 
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hurrhurrhurr said:
If he hung out with more gay people they'd at least tune him into this thing called "conditioner".
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Baby steps.... before he starts on the conditioner, he has to get used to the concept of shampoo first. That hair is absolutely filthy, greasy, and nasty.

So maybe he's looking for his own private lesbian army to replace the traitorous gal pals?
 
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I know his hair is shit primarily because he doesn't wash it but I also wonder if part of the problem is that he doesn't use the right shampoo for his hair. Chris probably uses the cheapest possible when he occasionally bathes and likely too much at that. I hate to imagine what sort of condition his scalp is in.
 
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  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross.
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I'm pretty sure that just applies to things like ducks and dirty crapped briefs. maybe I'm wrong but I guess I don't see anything wrong with discussing hair.

That IS a nice shirt though. Too bad it's on a person who called themselves trans solely for oppression points (damnit chris, stop being like the sjws, even you're better than that) and would gladly ban gay men if given the chance...
 
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MayMay said:
I'm pretty sure that just applies to things like ducks and dirty crapped briefs. maybe I'm wrong but I guess I don't see anything wrong with discussing hair.

That IS a nice shirt though. Too bad it's on a person who called themselves trans solely for oppression points (damnit chris, stop being like the sjws, even you're better than that) and would gladly ban gay men if given the chance...
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I really don't think he calls himself trans just for the oppression points. His over the top misandry has a lot to do with it.

Thetan said:
So maybe he's looking for his own private lesbian army to replace the traitorous gal pals?
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I think it is more that than the scoring with lesbians thing. Particularly now that he has a "sweetheart". He loves female sympathy more than anything. He only needs one to bone, but there is no end to his desire for for sympathy.
 
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MayMay said:
I'm pretty sure that just applies to things like ducks and dirty crapped briefs. maybe I'm wrong but I guess I don't see anything wrong with discussing hair.

That IS a nice shirt though. Too bad it's on a person who called themselves trans solely for oppression points (damnit chris, stop being like the sjws, even you're better than that) and would gladly ban gay men if given the chance...
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Once Chris's scalp came up, I feared the next comment would be a description of his scalp... in excruciating detail.

As I said, Chris is helping others, albeit inadvertently. He'll get mad and storm off once he realizes HRC isn't worried about his problems, but the money he contributed will stay.
 
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All right.

Who's the one who told him to marry his high school if he loved it so much?!

Ace_Reloaded said:
"I also for an"

How do you typo "got" or "bought" so badly that autocorrect turns it into "for"?
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I personally have no problem with men who cross dress, but then again most cross dressers I've seen have good taste in clothes, wear what fits and take the time to learn how to apply make up properly. Not looking like someone beat them about the face with an ugly stick. I could live a 1000 years and still find it hilariously ironic how Chris dresses like a homeless rodeo clown, pretends to be all these BS sexual labels he gives himself and wonders why he's still mocked and scorned to this very day.
 
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