Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[gobbogobb]

So he doesn't realize a FAFSA isn't an admissions application. This should be funny.

 

[Gyro Zeppeli]

Well,

 

[Aristophanes]

Also, Lucas posted that the college he applied to "can't find" his application so he is planning on going down there to reapply in person.

There's literally a ton of things Lucas can do, but they all involve working on himself or not being a creep - something that we all know he's far too arrogant to do. He could work on having a balanced diet and a far more approachable personality, but he's not likely to do any of those.

 

[ShortBread42]

I know better than to ever think that he's going to become self aware, but he really hit the nail on the head with this one.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas thinks if you're a gay dude that you still need to fuck dudes over 35 because I guess his magical semen makes men live longer somehow?

Blocked for suggesting that a teen living with someone old enough to be her dad might be a toxic situation.

Either bang ten year olds or don't bang at all ageist scum.

Blocked for saying men aren't entitled to women.

 

[a toad]

It's been a while so my memory is foggy, but someone who was in the same place Lucas was has posted takingt about him creeping during his inpatient stay, yes? Here's how he saw it:

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas "went vegetarian"

And then went ahead and put those Snapea Crisps in to a fucking "salad"

 

[gobbogobb]

Looks better than most of his affronts to humanity he calls food.

Then again he didn't have to actually cook anything. Probably for the best.

 

[Bassomatic]

At least the green veg will help negate the entire protein of his meal is cheese.

He clearly has portion control issues so while this is healthier stuff and you can fill up on a shockingly little amount of macros in regards to greens he has some dressing on it and that's what will negate this.

Props when do but like normal when he tries to do better he cocks it up.

 

[gobbogobb]

What do you want to bet he forgot to wash the vegetables?

 

[Trainwreck]

What do you want to bet he forgot to wash the vegetables?

His loooonnnnggggg telemeres protect him from all sicknesses. Except that pesky bipolar/schizophrenia.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas seems to be unable to grasp that some people can manage to afford a car, subscription services, and still have money to go eat Sushi.

Delusion.

Lucas in full emo mode.

 

[Bassomatic]

For a while I thought to myself, Lucas just says "I've got fans" as his pick up line to look social, and he even knew what was up, more and more that seems to be slipping away towards he really thinks these people aren't trolls or laughing at him.

Lucas has always had an awful grasp on money being he's never earned any, and he really doesn't grasp social norms. He thinks being he's been around homeless who have it worse due to more serious mental illness or drug problems he's loaded. It's not uncommon for people who are lower middle class to have more than one car and live alone. I am not talking a brand new nice car but you can have a beater and a weekend toy.

I would love to ask him what he'd think about if he had a wife/SO. There's nothing else in that gourd. Well, probably think how to replace her with this years model, and yes that's a pedo joke.

 

[Coin Ops]

It's been a while so my memory is foggy, but someone who was in the same place Lucas was has posted takingt about him creeping during his inpatient stay, yes? Here's how he saw it:

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I like that the best broodmare he could find for his ubermensh telemores is a meth head he met in a psych ward.

 

[Aristophanes]

Given Lucas' uncontrollable urge to binge on red meat, I doubt he has the willpower to last as a vegetarian. I'm giving it a week at most, and that is me being optimistic. Sure, he's made a conscious effort to change his life for the better, but him sticking to this change is an entirely different matter.

"My body is an aphrodisiac" is the least self-aware thing Lucas has said.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Why do you people think he's actually gonna change anything? It's just another round of mental diarrhea from the least reliable narrator ever.

 

[Trainwreck]

Given Lucas' uncontrollable urge to binge on red meat, I doubt he has the willpower to last as a vegetarian. I'm giving it a week at most, and that is me being optimistic. Sure, he's made a conscious effort to change his life for the better, but him sticking to this change is an entirely different matter.

"My body is an aphrodisiac" is the least self-aware thing Lucas has said.

He said he's only doing it 6 days a week because of sushi. This coming from the guy who ate 8 chalupas in one day. I don't see it lasting long at all.

*Edit* Why does it look like his vegetarian haul is in a fucking bowling ball bag?

 

[Big Pretzel]

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I didn't know MRSA was an aphrodisiac.

 

[Coin Ops]

"My body is an aphrodisiac" is the least self-aware thing Lucas has said.

His body is a PSA for birth control.

 

[ManbearPig]

How much longer does this fat retarded creep have until his ass is kicked out of his place back on the streets? By the way I have been following the pedo creep for awhile but I just finally made an account here.

He said he's only doing it 6 days a week because of sushi. This coming from the guy who ate 8 chalupas in one day. I don't see it lasting long at all.

*Edit* Why does it look like his vegetarian haul is in a fucking bowling ball bag?

Speaking of sushi, all that fish he eats has a shit ton of mercury. Now obviously fish is healthy in a diet but the huge portions he eats add too much mercury which is just another of many health issues building up inside of him.