Just curious, would Chris also be likely to rejected as being unable to actually conform to a female social role? I mean, he goes on and on about how much he hates JERKS and how great women are, but one thing that keeps bugging me is that I can't imagine him being able to socialize with women as a woman effectively.
Too True.
"All dees goldang wimmenfolk seem to talk about is periods, eatin' yogurt and....
JERKS! All of dem talkin 'bout how 'Clive Owens got a kyooot butt!' I hateses the tricksy wimmenfolk! This isn't what I wuz promised! And da lesbians r even worse. All they talk about is periods, eatin' yogurt and DA PATRIARCHY!!"
Almost everything Chris cares about is shit relatively few 30-something women care about,
Even Truer!
"Why is it all about Soap Oprah and 'glass cielings'. Why do dese women not like God a War and Pokeymans....I dont wanna learn needlepoint or candlemakin'. Dose things aren't flashy and dey are hard and give me stuhress and make me crash into slumber with hurty fingers and candlewax on me!"
and his severe lack of social skills would be even more noticeable if he were a woman than as a man. I keep picturing female!Chris going to a book group or something and sperging at everyone there about Sonichu and trolls and the HEXBOX for five hours.
Though in this context, I'm sure some matronly matriarch would politely by firmly quiet "Christine Apple Krysp" down so that other people can talk....followed by everyone "forgetting" to invite Christine to the next book club meeting.
EDIT: Aw, shit, dawg....this next bit is tacky, hacky and gross, but I can't resist:
(stereotypical "feminine hygiene product commercial music" playing lightly in the background.)
Young Lady "....Mom....have you ever had that....'No so fresh feeling'?"
Mother: "No, dear, because I wash my nether regions like a civilized adult."
Young Lady "Oh."
Mother: "Especially since I met this...person...at the last Book Club Meeting. Ye Gods! 'She' ALWAYS has that 'Not So Fresh Feeling.' You could smell it from 30 feet away! Godsakes, are we cavewomen here! GAG!"
Voiceover: "If you are a dirty manbaby who is the living embodiment of the 'Not So Fresh Feeling', you can douche with this....."
(A bottle of Drano fills the screen)
Voiceover: "....and
everyone else can feel cleaner."
(music swells, advert ends.)