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Why are you fucking other pleb tier shitboxes? Did you murder Lilly for the insurance money or did she finally succumb to the wiring issues?
Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker
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Why are you fucking other pleb tier shitboxes? Did you murder Lilly for the insurance money or did she finally succumb to the wiring issues?
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Correction. Jesus needs ME. : P
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Sure there isn't a Car Jesus for ya?
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He crashed her for insurance money, now he’s galavanting around with younger cars.
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Is there an Israeli car company whose vehicles are amphibious and run on low-grade ethanol?
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Damn right! Mmmh!
What the fuck?! Sorry.. child porn is where I draw the line buddy lol. Besides cars don't get circumcisions >> their dicks just look like that..
Thanks, but how does that look like a duck face? She's just smiling.. big wide and seductively.
I love em' ! Though the Hanna Barbara animation leaves much to be desired! Lol I've seen rule 34 of that girl car from Wheelie. lol
Nothing happened to her buddy. Lilly is doing just fine, hell these bitches aren't even mine.. at least to the extent that I own their slave papers. I'm living with another mechiphile roommate (fucking awesome) they're his cars, he just bought the Civic. We share the slutty little car. <3 Hell there's been nights where she gets fucked twice in one night by two different guys, she's getting such an ego because of it.. she KNOWS she's hot as fuck at this point.
Yep, I mean I didn't know him that well but yeah I knew Nathanial. I actually had that show attempt to recruit me on before they got him. But I did a little research and watched their other episodes, saw that they were exploitative shit and kindly told the woman who'd been emailing me to go fuck herself. Honestly hate what they did to Nathanial but in a way I have to blame him at least a little for being so naive to go on it and think they'd respect him.
I love the way that guy in the video realizes and points out all the times that show fucked Nathanial over by adding that creepy music and shit.
Because airbags aren't big bouncy squishy and full of car-m.i.l.k. ; P
They're HER airbags I guess lol.
Hey there's Pickle Rick... aw dude you're usually so observant! Don't tell me you didn't see her in the background next to the Eclipses' ass.
Maybe they're pleb tier shitboxes to you, but to about any mechphile out there they're fucking sexy ass cars, like.. Pamela Anderson in her prime hot with a touch of Kim Kardashian ass on that Civic. As of right now I've got three smoking hot babes I can fuck at my leisure, how many do you have?
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Maybe you could try calling into Ethan's podcast.
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Are you asking me how many women I’m fucking or how many cars I own?
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gREEEEEEEEEr
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He moved in with you and your mom?
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Do you think this was truly an accident?
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More than you, I don’t even have to share with a weirdo who thinks Mitsubishi Eclipses are cool.
Which is honestly creepy as fuck, since you claim these shitboxes have “souls” or whatever then turn around and act like they’re sex slaves to you and your equally perverted room mate. What if the cars don’t want to get fucked by a gross looking scrub?
You’re a creepy guy Ian.
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yo half-dude I made this fresh meme for you
btw mind if I call you The Mater Masterbater, I feel like that fits right? Like putting it in an exhaust pipe.
btw mind if I call you The Mater Masterbater, I feel like that fits right? Like putting it in an exhaust pipe.
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LOL that Yahoo Answers article, that's like a guy that goes into the hospital and explains how a hamster 'accidentally' got stuck up his asshole. lol
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Who said anything about them being cool? It's everyone else who seems to think they're 'cool' I just think they're fucking hot. lol
Why does that creep you out if you yourself think that the idea of them having souls is irrational? Besides I'm not objectifying them anymore then some gangster rapper does, which was kind of the fucking joke to begin with.
The two girls are slutty cars though, since they've gotten to experience dick they love it now. The Civic loves the attention and ego it gives her having us lust over and complimenting her ass all the time, and the Eclipse well.. I don't really know her as well but my roomate and her are total kinkster so.. pretty dang sure she's okay with just about anything. don't really know how else to put it.
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Actually yeah kinda, because Mater is the worst character in any movie ever. Would actually prefer you put any other name in there.
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So are tow trucks like bondage/BDSM to you?
Also hai, long time no see. :3
Also hai, long time no see. :3