Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[AnOminous]

lol, whenever Chris is chilling at a convention, buttHirtes is sure to be raving impotently about it.

I like how he has a picture of Chris crying, but he's the crying one.

Autistic boomer furry who lives in Section 8 housing tries to tell people that Chris has lice.. The projection is extremely real my peeps.

I'm not sure why anyone would even literally scream "cooties" like a second grader if he didn't have cooties himself.

 

[Done]

I'm not sure why anyone would even literally scream "cooties" like a second grader if he didn't have cooties himself.

He has autism, please be patient.

 

[Big Nasty]

Hirtes is getting pretty aggro.
Has he broken his favourite dildo or what?

 

[Done]

Hirtes is getting pretty aggro.
Has he broken his favourite dildo or what?

@Null has been cockblocking him for weeks.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Hirtes is just jealous because he's probably on some master ban list that all conventions share, and thus couldn't go even if he wasn't a penniless parasite.

I'm not even mocking, either, I think Hirtes is legit jealous of Chris getting to go to conventions and that's why he's so pissed.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He's generally mad that Chris gets positive attention from people and has activities she enjoys and is able to participate in while Hirtes is a friendless shut-in.

 

[Done]

crack autist on the case thinking the state government cares about people selling fuckable plushies:

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http://archive.fo/bWyDz


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http://archive.fo/JCr37

X-posting some new Hirtes content here. Mind the fleas as you walk about the place.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I think we all know why Mikey is so concerned about making sure taxes are collected.

 

[EternalPunishment]

lol, whenever Chris is chilling at a convention, buttHirtes is sure to be raving impotently about it.

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Chris's fans go up to him to have their photos taken, meanwhile a jealous Hirtes tries to spread a rumor that Chris has lice:

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He also tried spamming the con, trying to get Chris in trouble for offering autographs.

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Didn't Chris get kicked out for getting too touchy-feely with everyone? Why bother with this shit when you know she'll fuck it up herself?

 

[neger psykolog]

Ok I searched this thread for "dissertation" but couldn't find any results.

http://wiredspace.wits.ac.za/jspui/bitstream/10539/18571/2/ST MA Dissertation.pdf

(PDF backup attached)

(some of this shit is already in OP but I enjoy researching)

Domains/emails which haven't been mentioned previously:

htes@jawholenewaddy.com
hts@justabunchofwords.com
mhirtes@radiks.net
furplay@novia.net

Dozens of messages on groups dating back to 2000s:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/jawholenewaddy.com
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/justabunchofwords.com

(justabunchofwords.com has been reregistered since then by someone else)

Both of these were pre-ICANN agreements so can't find any information or archives.

Another username:
mhirtsie
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/mhirtsie

1998 dox:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.flame.michael-hirtes/OFHPm9-C3_s
http://archive.fo/N5e2P


Furaffinity leaks showing Hirtes being privately reprimanded for creating sock accounts, calls himself a tard:

http://faleaks.malicelabs.com/to/mhirtes/
http://archive.fo/CKrIP


http://www.novia.net/~furplay/

http://www.datapacrat.com/Furry/CD-Fur2/TEXT/COMICPUB.TXT
http://archive.fo/K2cSb

http://www.mindspring.com/~toxiccow/14_0208.html
http://archive.li/GJs5V

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!s...t:date/alt.fan.furry/IL3t9oqKf7Y/rlm413eVGDIJ
http://archive.fo/4ZfSZ

Michael Hirtes was a prolific "phreaker" as early as 1994 and there are numerous reports of him calling up phone companies and being the "first person" to call people as soon as they plugged in their new phone lines:

He also allegedly fraudulently charged numerous phone calls to someone elses line:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.fan.furry/Q3TTm_9OCq4
http://archive.fo/Dt17j

Some backstory:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/hirtes$20mother/alt.fan.furry/0DpsMmqXRJE/z1L6VDLmNqcJ
http://archive.fo/wsmDI

His mother died in 1992:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/"furplay"$20mother/alt.fan.furry/smKhgi4bXLs/rDKd_gVxEIQJ
http://archive.fo/SzGxl

In 2000 it was alleged Hirtes was acting on a 6 year old grudge.

The exciting story about why the other artist backed out of "the harem story" (this is excerpts of an email addressed to Hirtes):

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.fan.furry/1FkxXNyESAM
http://archive.fo/lttMp

 

[AnOminous]

1998 dox:
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.flame.michael-hirtes/OFHPm9-C3_s
http://archive.fo/N5e2P

Wait. Aren't those his current dox too? He still lives in that shithole 20 years later? He's as married to the dump he lives in as Chris if so. Except in the '70s-80s that kind of split-level home Chris lives in (where there is a small foyer at the entrance with stairs going both up and down) was considered a reasonable middle class starter home. I don't think that dump Herpes lives in has ever been even middle class tier.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wait. Aren't those his current dox too? He still lives in that shithole 20 years later? He's as married to the dump he lives in as Chris if so. Except in the '70s-80s that kind of split-level home Chris lives in (where there is a small foyer at the entrance with stairs going both up and down) was considered a reasonable middle class starter home. I don't think that dump Herpes lives in has ever been even middle class tier.

This guy is probably one of the longest or most consistent "trolls" I've seen. ~25 years.

I'm still digging but he's either crippled, disabled or scamming disability. There are allegations he was misusing disability money or was sued due to a copyright/licensing issue:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/"furplay"$20bbs/alt.fan.furry/MzfKXWF99Xs/692WCwdR1qYJ
http://archive.fo/PJ41L

copyright/licensing sperging:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/furplay$20bbs/alt.fan.furry/r54kLvwn94c/Em4PSCarl8YJ
http://archive.fo/cO64E

For a period of time in 1992 Hirtes did not have a mailing address:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/"furplay"$20bbs/alt.fan.furry/PLfVgQg5gy0/EyHPon8id8EJ
http://archive.fo/P02C1

1992 reference to "pre-litigation" issue of Furplay:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/"furplay"$20bbs/alt.fan.furry/3HgdILOSOY0/FdGde8v8oGkJ
http://archive.fo/wkXdt

1999 reference to the legality of him selling porn out of his house:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/furplay$20bbs/alt.fan.spinnwebe/iwsacwUaAKQ/mAYq0pc6JLMJ
http://archive.fo/2efGZ

Hirtes DEFINITELY used bulletin boards before forums/mailing lists but it will require work/effort to find archives of what he sperged about back then. This guy has probably been doing this for 30 fucking years.

 

[Null]

Within the last day and a half, Hirtes has made well over 10 Twitter accounts. All of them are named petulant retarded shit like "Chris Chan thinks that his blocks work. They don't @StupidAssChris". It's not even Chris blocking him, it's me. It takes 5 seconds to file a report+block combo. Chris never sees anything he posts.

I'm really happy knowing that Hirtes was abused as a child and I'm happy to know he's a miserable cripple living his life in filth and poverty. God put you in a wheelchair because he hates you, Michael, and when you die you will burn in hell.

 

[The Captain]

This guy is the poster child for worthless human. He calls out Chris and is also the definition of a stalker.. But he's literally that morbidly obese guy with greasy balding hair sitting behind a computer screen on welfare.

Images of the fat dude from "Make Love, Not Warcraft" episode of South Park come to mind.

 

[neger psykolog]

An encounter with loud and obnoxious homosexual furries seems to have left quite a mark on a young Michael Hirtes. I can now feel empathy for Michael.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.fan.furry/tioU0i1Dsro[76-100]
http://archive.fo/bWlMP

accessing furry porn in 1996 was sure complicated. Hirtes offered free access to his furry porn site and somehow started a debate about encryption keys. Its very plausible this specific conversation could cause someone to have a mental breakdown tbh:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/furplay$20litigation/alt.fan.furry/V3wRMqY5lA4/fEZxHLn1oDgJ
http://archive.fo/5iHMS

1999 when some furry faggot tried to report him to da gubmint about his disability "fraud":

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/furplay$20disability/alt.fan.furry/Ulbgmrp1II4/geaVZpAO27AJ
http://archive.fo/tN4Mf

More "disabled" / SSI talk. He apparently does have all his limbs. Lots of parallels to CWC here:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/furplay$20SSI/fur.artwork.erotica/bDBSF9mprxA/OmRf3rkNwkQJ
http://archive.fo/hgnaP

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.fan.furry/4LBD2bhvnyk[51-75]
http://archive.fo/I7vpc

If you want to trigger Hirtes just mention da hamster which reminds him of his mom:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/"furplay"$20SSI/alt.fan.furry/Lf0pkNfYBOw/f19W2ZyVGyMJ
http://archive.fo/OrwNc

 

[AnOminous]

Hirtes DEFINITELY used bulletin boards before forums/mailing lists but it will require work/effort to find archives of what he sperged about back then. This guy has probably been doing this for 30 fucking years.

Good luck finding archives of 1980s Iowa BBSes. He might have been active in FIDOnet Echo boards, though. Some of those might have archives somewhere.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Hirtes has an online footprint bigger than OPL and is for all intents and purposes more deserving of that title, but his antics are not as entertaining, they're just pathetic and sad.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

>Hirtes's hamster reminds him of his mother

Geez he used to shove his mom up his butt too?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't think the rabbit hole was even close to that deep with A-Log.

That old newspaper photo of Hirtes in a fursuit should be the dictionary illustration for "trollshielding."

 

[chadmuska]

That old newspaper photo of Hirtes in a fursuit should be the dictionary illustration for "trollshielding."

Considering his dox has been active for decades + his active record of harassing people online and off I always found it weird that newspaper photo of the fursuit is the only known image of Mike. I didn't think he was that much of an isolated hermit.