Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%
  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.4%
  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%
  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%
  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%

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Considering his dox has been active for decades + his active record of harassing people online and off I always found it weird that newspaper photo of the fursuit is the only known image of Mike. I didn't think he was that much of an isolated hermit.

He probably looks like every other generic elderly-before-his-time bald fat man and thus the few times he's waddled out into the public sphere no one has noticed.

I mean I guess someone could go to his address with the specific intention of getting a picture of him, but he probably almost never leaves the confines of his concrete cube so who knows how long you'd be waiting, even if it wouldn't be wasting your time trying to get an image of what's arguably the most pointless person alive. Presumably even all the furries he's pissed off over the years have better things to do with their time than mess with him, which ultimately says a lot about how much he's worth.
 
Ok I finally read most of the thread but one thing I didn't see mentioned is that all these Twitter accounts Hirtes has usually require a mobile number for verification.

I checked a few of them and he either has access to a large number of disused phone numbers or is actively paying for a service which gets him burner lines. There are services you can pay online which will give you access to a number for a period of time, however without paying extra you will usually have all OTPs from sites like Twitter filtered because the numbers are known to be used for autism.

He probably looks like every other generic elderly-before-his-time bald fat man and thus the few times he's waddled out into the public sphere no one has noticed.

I mean I guess someone could go to his address with the specific intention of getting a picture of him, but he probably almost never leaves the confines of his concrete cube so who knows how long you'd be waiting, even if it wouldn't be wasting your time trying to get an image of what's arguably the most pointless person alive. Presumably even all the furries he's pissed off over the years have better things to do with their time than mess with him, which ultimately says a lot about how much he's worth.

Its also possible his dox are outdated, inaccurate or simply vague (implying he has an arrangement with someone else who receives his mail). Obviously 10-20 years ago receiving mail was a big deal but not so much anymore.

For instance the OP states his address is
"505 S 6th St Apt 608"

His 1998 dox claim (which matches with the address he listed on his website in the 90s)
"505 So. 6th St #226"

Its possible in the past 20 years he has moved apartment within the same complex, however its a little weird having two different addresses within the same building.

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I found this Livejournal post which as far as I can tell has never been linked or directly archived anywhere. The person claims to have known Hirtes and again makes mention of his "disability" which no one knows of.

Best explanation of Hirtes that I've found so far: disabled, lonely, and clingy.

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https://fiskblack.livejournal.com/19831.html?thread=178295
http://archive.fo/SgISq
 
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Ok I finally read most of the thread but one thing I didn't see mentioned is that all these Twitter accounts Hirtes has usually require a mobile number for verification.

I checked a few of them and he either has access to a large number of disused phone numbers or is actively paying for a service which gets him burner lines. There are services you can pay online which will give you access to a number for a period of time, however without paying extra you will usually have all OTPs from sites like Twitter filtered because the numbers are known to be used for autism.

I find it difficult to believe Hirtes has access to any sort of service that can't be found by typing it into google with "free" in front of it. He may have simply dug around until he found a temporary phone number with SMS generator that let him get texts from Twitter. That or he's got some other scam going, quasi-legal or outright illegal. Even if he could afford to pay for something like that with his tardbux, he seems to have a moral objection to actually paying for any service he receives.
 
I find it difficult to believe Hirtes has access to any sort of service that can't be found by typing it into google with "free" in front of it. He may have simply dug around until he found a temporary phone number with SMS generator that let him get texts from Twitter. That or he's got some other scam going, quasi-legal or outright illegal. Even if he could afford to pay for something like that with his tardbux, he seems to have a moral objection to actually paying for any service he receives.

Its possible, but most free services are filtered and you will not get the OTP.

What is clear through all of his life is that he's adept at getting shit for free. Whether its charging calls to other people's phone lines, stealing art, having access to dubious quantities of airmiles, he seems to have a way of obtaining things.
 
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Ok I finally read most of the thread but one thing I didn't see mentioned is that all these Twitter accounts Hirtes has usually require a mobile number for verification.

I checked a few of them and he either has access to a large number of disused phone numbers or is actively paying for a service which gets him burner lines. There are services you can pay online which will give you access to a number for a period of time, however without paying extra you will usually have all OTPs from sites like Twitter filtered because the numbers are known to be used for autism.
if memory serves me right, you could actually have multiple accounts on the same number by adding in junk characters, (adding extra +'s I believe) which it would truncate but still recognize as a new number. Could be wrong on that, though.
 
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You mean Hirtes does that kind of lying where he deliberately claims he made a work someone else made? Or has he literally stolen physical art?

He's a regular Thomas Crown.

Not to get too much into semantics, he borders between being a pirate and a thief. "Stealing" infers you steal the original property whereas he seems to have "stolen the rights" or otherwise not paid a(u)rtists for commissions.

I did see accusations that he had also traced another persons art work somewhere.
 
I don't doubt that back when he actually could go to conventions he probably did more lifting than Arnold Schwarzenegger but most of his stealing (if you consider it such) is basically through simple Paypal chargeback scams. He'd commission art for his pedo toe ring fetish, get the completed piece of art sent to him via email or whatever and then file a claim with Paypal saying that he'd never received it. He would sneer and brag about this endlessly when artists called him out on it... and then got outraged when other artists refused to do work for him.

That's one of the biggest constants in the Saga of Mike Hirtes... he'll brag about abusing people and all the crooked shit he does, and then whine and complain about people considering him an asshole and a crook.
 
I don't doubt that back when he actually could go to conventions he probably did more lifting than Arnold Schwarzenegger but most of his stealing (if you consider it such) is basically through simple Paypal chargeback scams. He'd commission art for his pedo toe ring fetish, get the completed piece of art sent to him via email or whatever and then file a claim with Paypal saying that he'd never received it. He would sneer and brag about this endlessly when artists called him out on it... and then got outraged when other artists refused to do work for him.

That's one of the biggest constants in the Saga of Mike Hirtes... he'll brag about abusing people and all the crooked shit he does, and then whine and complain about people considering him an asshole and a crook.

He can't keep getting away with!
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!s...t:date/alt.fan.furry/ekuE2zeO2gI/LSiaGLSrVDMJ
http://archive.fo/7lGcK
 
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The harder the trollshielding, the deeper the rabbit hole...

The art Hirtes commissions is one of those things that says a lot about him. He has a near-laser focus on harem girls (and apparently loved to demand artists add more and more elaborate toe rings), dancing around and effectively worshiping strong male characters, but apparently very rarely has any actual sex occurring. It would indicate that he has some sort of sexual dysfunction or fear, and while he values the idea of sex (probably mostly as a societal validation marker), he's a little afraid of it and the only part he's really interested in is women displaying themselves for him and indicating submissiveness, that they're his property. In other words, he's a scared little virgin who wants to be a big bad dom.

But, anyway, as to the pedo thing, he seems to prefer his harem girls small-breasted, sleek, and short, and supposedly has commissioned a few bits that were quasi-toddlerish.
 
Best explanation of Hirtes that I've found so far: disabled, lonely, and clingy.
I know it would be hard putting this into a way a giant faggot autist like Hirtes would understand (since he's literally incapable of having someone love him), but he's like a co-dependent ex that is incapable of moving on due to mental deficiencies.
 
It would be awful if someone posted a link to this every time he gets a new sock.
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https://fiskblack.livejournal.com/19831.html?thread=735095#t735095
http://archive.fo/COf3f

Another username not mentioned anywhere I can find:
mhirtes12

Seems that he had a YouTube channel at one point under this name, which although its gone has lived on through various spam sites (and probably some of his original comments, its hard to tell).

Newspaper coverage of mhirtes12:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1302849/Flight-attendant-starts-pillow-fight-20-000ft.html
http://archive.fo/IQrUu


Mhirtes12 also got a mention in someone's thesis (attached as PDF):
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https://aut.researchgateway.ac.nz/b.../9032/WanNoordinWN.pdf?sequence=3&isAllowed=y

Wikifur includes reference to "Mhirtes12":
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http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Shawn_Keller
http://archive.fo/ZYeXz

YouTube channel:
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http://web.archive.org/web/20120130215132/https://www.youtube.com/user/mhirtes12
(channel was terminated for copyright infringement)

Michael Hirtes secret YouTube channel discovered:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO5E65nbFlZyRLoEBpYfFYw
https://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz/
http://archive.fo/g4gxy

https://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=3
http://archive.fo/0nGms

Includes numerous chrischan videos:
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Also includes a video of Michael Hirtes gay ass aluminum christmas tree:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjvaASYxtU
http://archive.fo/Ngh5q

TF2 videos:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Rf8spbUnw
http://archive.fo/GoRSy

All videos have been downloaded and will have to find a way to safely archive them, but there's nothing showing his face.

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Somehow "MiHiVidz" not only has a few popular chrischan videos but was also mentioned on the cwciki
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User_talk:Sparklemilhouse
http://archive.fo/VSxMe

It seems probable that this"EduTvArchive" is Hirtes channel as well:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EduTvArchive/videos
http://archive.fo/Uw9Hb

Seems to be stuck reliving his childhood.

Creator of "The Chris Chan 2010 Year In Review"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZuxORRIaps
http://archive.fo/DON2Z

Comment on a blog:
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https://lynn-a.blogspot.com/2016/11/death-threats-flooded-social-media.html
http://archive.fo/Ph5aC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDSRfzo83N4
http://archive.fo/BgvGw

In 2011, Stephen Winkler in Santa Clarita was investigated for making pro-nazi comments online (YouTube/Twitter)
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https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/201...ard-official-denies-making-pro-nazi-comments/
http://archive.fo/p4b99

Naturally the evidence includes a comment he made replying to MiHiVidz:
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https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/santaclarita/winkler_youtube_activity.pdf

In August 2007, Mhirtes12 uploaded a video showing a tour of Hanna-Barbera's studios:
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http://web.archive.org/web/20070816043510/http://youtube.com/user/mhirtes12
http://archive.fo/ecTyS

The same video has been reuploaded and the actual source of the video appears to be Michael Hirtes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjYYn3KTdZg
http://archive.fo/XENbp

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Hirtes appears to be the person filming.

I sent an email to someone regarding Hirtes and received this in response:
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