Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%

  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.4%

  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%

  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%

  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%
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Hirtes is really asking for someone to slap him. Honestly, it would be hilarious.
 
Got two of his socks banned, the third one is pending.
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@neger psykolog Semper-Fi and keep going my nig, great to see Hirtes get the DSP treatment.

It is amazing to see how much faggotry he was and still is up to, I guess this is what it's like to not have any kind of meaning in your life..
 
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Fistbeard_McThunderaxe said:
He loves to spam Chris threads on lulz.net and promptly deletes and reposts them after being called out.

My favorite part is when he mocked Chris for being banned from conventions when I'm pretty sure he's banned from most furcons.
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Like I said I'd be shocked if he isn't banned from the vast majority of cons period just from cons that share ban lists.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Imagine how different Hirtes' life would be if he had invested the energy he expends on REEEing at CWC into something useful and productive.
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Even before Chris, Hirtes always had an enemy he would obsess over. You can see this in almost all his pre-Chris content.

My prediction is that he would have just foxated on a random furry.. He is really that autistic.

On another note, Chris's recent court judgement makes me feel kinda good, knowing that a geriatric furry autist is probably shitting into his pants now while impotently fuming at his monitor.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
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LOL that was a typo.

(or was it?) :cunningpepe:

ToroidalBoat said:
So the kind of people Hirtes was screeching at before CWC were furries who somehow wronged him? Chris is kind of a furry too, so that hasn't changed.
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I think Hirtes's constant A-Logging of Chris is primarily due to projection, he probably hates himself and his life constantly, so he relieves the tension by hating Chris in his own place.

The overlap between Chris and Hirtes is very huge IMO:
  • Both of them are on the :tugboat:.
  • Both of them are autistic (Chris is well-known by now, Hirtes' autism isn't confirmed, but I think we have enough evidence to confirm it IMO).
  • Both of them live in absolutely shitty spaces.
  • Both of them have criminal records.
  • Both of them have a history of sockpuppeteering for extremely pointless and small aims (with Hirtes being the far worse offender, obviously).
  • Both of them have Fursonas (Hirtes' being explicit with it and Chris's being more implicit).
  • Both have some degree of ability with Computers, but not enough to actually get a meaningful job or life.
  • Both of them look like complete shit.
I am sure there's a lot more similarities that I forgot..
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Both of them are way too attached to their mothers, with the difference being that Hirtes's didn't love him back.
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Based on what we know of Barb, I am unsure that she loves Chris back.

But yes, I agree on this similarity between the two autists.
 
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neural said:
On another note, Chris's recent court judgement makes me feel kinda good, knowing that a geriatric furry autist is probably shitting into his pants now while impotently fuming at his monitor.
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You'll get to laugh at his autistic rage as he burns through another couple dozen twitter burners raging about it.
 
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AnOminous said:
You'll get to laugh at his autistic rage as he burns through another couple dozen twitter burners raging about it.
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Obviously, but I think we only get but a mere fraction of the autistic rage he's feeling, like, words, Julay videos/gifs and decade-old memes can only convey so much autism.

I would suggest YouTube videos of him tarding out reacting to Chris stuff, but he's clearly afraid of showing us his fat ass, so.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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neural said:
Even before Chris, Hirtes always had an enemy he would obsess over. You can see this in almost all his pre-Chris content.

My prediction is that he would have just foxated on a random furry.. He is really that autistic.
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Before Chris-Chan, KiwiFarms, and President Trump Mike spent his time ree'ing about George Bush, every random furry that was mean to him, but his biggest foe during that time was Jim Groat, who's an irrelevant drama whore that Mike made a thread on using his @Chipmunk With A Banana sock account on here.

Those two names are basically inseparable because both of them were obnoxious nutcases who kept failtrolling and madposting about one another. And because of this fact Mike's name was brought up in the Groat thread and he stopped using that account because he was shitting his pants that someone might possibly figure out that it was him the entire time.
 
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