Pauper's grave, probably. They put him in a sealed plywood box, set him in a hole, fill it up, he probably gets a cement marker with nothing but his name on it.
If Chris died, it's probably true that Null would organize something to make sure he got a proper burial, and people probably would donate to it. Which is what actually ticks Hirtes off the most as he fake lols. No one would do the same for him. No one would care. Hell they probably wouldn't care enough to piss on his grave, really. Why go out of your way for him? He's nobody.
Basically when he talks about the "suckers" helping Chris, just remember that he probably looks like a much fatter, greasier version of that rage face where the character is red-eyed and weeping with gritted teeth while furiously typing. 'Cause that's Hirtes when he talks about Chris getting help.
