Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%
  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.4%
  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%
  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%
  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%

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    719
We should make a poll on twitter or some place to vote for who will gain the title of being the new Clyde Cash. We'll put Hirtes as an answer and the winner will only be decided after someone gets one million votes. Then we can watch Hirtes spend the next 20 years making one million accounts to vote on it.
 
We should make a poll on twitter or some place to vote for who will gain the title of being the new Clyde Cash. We'll put Hirtes as an answer and the winner will only be decided after someone gets one million votes. Then we can watch Hirtes spend the next 20 years making one million accounts to vote on it.

That's as soon Butthirtes thinks he's tough enough to own us all, though. Knowing Hirtes by this point, I'm pretty sure he'll make said accounts, take the poll using all of the accounts, and then sperg again once we leak him doing it.
 
Guess who showed up in the comments of my Joshua Wise video:
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This brings up a good argument. What does Hirte's state do with unclaimed bodies? Are they just gonna mulch his corpse when they find it after 3 weeks of heavily decomposing?

Pauper's grave, probably. They put him in a sealed plywood box, set him in a hole, fill it up, he probably gets a cement marker with nothing but his name on it.

If Chris died, it's probably true that Null would organize something to make sure he got a proper burial, and people probably would donate to it. Which is what actually ticks Hirtes off the most as he fake lols. No one would do the same for him. No one would care. Hell they probably wouldn't care enough to piss on his grave, really. Why go out of your way for him? He's nobody.

Basically when he talks about the "suckers" helping Chris, just remember that he probably looks like a much fatter, greasier version of that rage face where the character is red-eyed and weeping with gritted teeth while furiously typing. 'Cause that's Hirtes when he talks about Chris getting help.
 
Pauper's grave, probably. They put him in a sealed plywood box, set him in a hole, fill it up, he probably gets a cement marker with nothing but his name on it.

If Chris died, it's probably true that Null would organize something to make sure he got a proper burial, and people probably would donate to it. Which is what actually ticks Hirtes off the most as he fake lols. No one would do the same for him. No one would care. Hell they probably wouldn't care enough to piss on his grave, really. Why go out of your way for him? He's nobody.

Basically when he talks about the "suckers" helping Chris, just remember that he probably looks like a much fatter, greasier version of that rage face where the character is red-eyed and weeping with gritted teeth while furiously typing. 'Cause that's Hirtes when he talks about Chris getting help.

When Chris dies within my lifetime (I'm younger than him, that isn't an unreasonable expectation) I'm going to unironically place flowers on his grave thanking him for years of entertainment as well as an apology for the things his naivety has led him through.
When Hirtes dies absolutely nobody is going to give a shit and it'll be a miracle any of us even hears of his death.

A lot of unclaimed bodies go into mass graves with other unclaimed bodies.

Hirtes will have a more demeaning death than a fish getting flushed down the toilet. Thank you Jesus.
 
This brings up a good argument. What does Hirte's state do with unclaimed bodies? Are they just gonna mulch his corpse when they find it after 3 weeks of heavily decomposing?

If the meth heads of Council Bluffs don't break into his apartment and ignore his fetid, rotting corpse to squat and make/sell meth and peddle black market opiods; then chances are, his unclaimed body will be cremated.
 
Isn't it weird?

It is 2018, Facebook and social media are in everyone's pockets, Hirtes has been making a fool of himself on the internet for decades but we still do not know what he looks like.

Despite his infamy, that's so odd.
Most people on social media go out places with friends and family and take selfies and stuff. I think Hirtes literally has no opportunities for IRL socialization whatsoever.
 
Whenever Chris goes to a con, it's like a little sideshow attraction to watch Hirtes raging at the thought of Chris having fun.

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Chris liked that reply, lol.
He'll never feel better, bitching at and about Chris is the only thing that gives the old fart's life any meaning.
 
Hi @Blue Meanie.

Whenever Chris goes to a con, it's like a little sideshow attraction to watch Hirtes raging at the thought of Chris having fun.

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Chris liked that reply, lol.
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Will you let Chris move in with you after the eviction?
Reports from @BronyCon witnesses say Chris is having the time of his creepy little life. But what's funny is that he's farting with every step he was taking. Step *fart* step *fart* step *fart*. I don't know what he eats, but I think he should change his diet. #GasAttackChrisChan
/Yep. You can see him grabbing her hard in the photo. Surprised he didn't try to slip her some tongue while was at it.
Word is out that Chris Chan has some personal tard guards (kiwifags, obviously) protecting Chris from getting kicked out by @BronyCon security when he starts groping people again. Talk about pathetic!
 
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