Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I can't exactly remember where this chicken factory thing was taken from
Eric was live on YT while Ricky was live on YN interacting with "fans" and answering questions. Someone asked Eric what Ricky's job was and he told them.
Ricky wasn't very happy about it.
The extent of her cooking raw chicken (which she "hates touching") was plopping a tenderloin into a grockpot with a can of vomit soup.
She also used her George Foreman grill once after she moved there. She couldn't find all parts, so she lined the countertop with kitchen towels to catch the fat from the frozen breasts she put in there.
Using the word "bedbound" is complete clickbait, so she would totally do it.
True, but it would be in a video where she denies being bed-bound. Once she truly is, she'll deny it.
 
Why was the fat bitch using Eric's bathroom? Did she break Becky's toilet?
Honestly, she's a danger to normal toilets. She needs one of these.
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it supports 600 elbees, AL. For your growing dainty gorl needs.
 
While she was pulling up her pants she fell... that's some image. I know it's been said she must have a hard time peeling those pants on and off. Then...if Dusty had to help her up the one time was Becky strong enough to help her gorl up? I don't know if she'd be comfortable with Eric helping if her pants were half down. It might of been hard to get up with her pants half down? I don't know... I'll stop thinking of this now.
 
I don't know if she'd be comfortable with Eric helping if her pants were half down.

Once one gets to be Amber's size, comfortable isn't something they feel anymore. Pride and shame also go flying off the window.

I don't know if she fell or not, but I doubt Eric would have helped her if that was the case. He doesn't come across as the helpful type.
TBH, I don't think I'd be able to help either. I'd be laughing so hard, I wouldn't have the strength to try to hoist her up.
In my head I can see her on the floor of the shower, with her T-rex arms wiggling around, screaming "Bayyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" while pee comes out in a gracious arch.
 
Once one gets to be Amber's size, comfortable isn't something they feel anymore. Pride and shame also go flying off the window.

I don't know if she fell or not, but I doubt Eric would have helped her if that was the case. He doesn't come across as the helpful type.
TBH, I don't think I'd be able to help either. I'd be laughing so hard, I wouldn't have the strength to try to hoist her up.
In my head I can see her on the floor of the shower, with her T-rex arms wiggling around, screaming "Bayyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" while pee comes out in a gracious arch.
This image is only complete if her squealing sounds are indistinguishable from a pig's.
 
Is there one with a higher weight limit? She's already over 500 pounds and I don't care how much she tries to deny it.
After a certain point, it's easier to roll her onto a bedpan than make her attempt to stand. While she has a commode though, she'd have something new to make a sticker collage on. I hope she vlogs and shows us her super cute, stickered up fat lady toilet.
 
I’m confused. There are two bathrooms in the house right? Why was she in Eric’s?
Yeah, she's always filming in her bathroom anyway so why all of a sudden Eric *and Rickie's* bathroom? I'm guessing it must have been closest to wherever she was at the moment. Maybe it was an "emergency" and she had to waddle as fast as she could to the nearest latrine. I wonder if the fags were okay with her using their bathroom.



Also... did she fall sideways? How is this bathroom set up to where she can fall into the shower with her pants down? Do they have a tub/shower combo? Was she waddling around with her pants down to take some saucy n00dz for her new gorlfriend? She has been mentioning getting "her own place" a lot. :optimistic:'

Do they have one of those glass doors? I could only imagine the insanity of her mass crashing into and shattering a glass door shower. Then she'd have a bunch of cuts all over that would never heal like the infamous cat scratch.

Just the mental images....
 
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Pure speculation...I suspect the topic of Amber getting her own place was brought up by either Becky or the boys, or bolth, and Amber acted like she was excited and totally onboard and totally not hurt by the idea at all. Or she might be bringing up the idea herself just to see what sort of reaction she'd get, and was disappointed when everyone thought her moving out was a good idea.

But she really doesn't want to live alone at all, so she pretended to fall and need help so that Becky would be too worried about her living by herself and convince her not to go, or ask to move in with her. I'm thinking the whole "fall" was a way of seeking validation from Becky, while at the same time proving to the haydurz that she can get up. Kill two birds with one stone.
 
Where has she said she wants to get her own place? Can't find it anywhere.
While ogling suckalints at TJ Maxx, she peeps Becky round the corner then brings it up out of nowhere as though she's talking to the vlog, "I've been excited about getting my own place." Then looks for a reaction from Becky and gets none.
 
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Also... did she fall sideways? How is this bathroom set up to where she can fall into the shower with her pants down? Do they have a tub/shower combo? Was she waddling around with her pants down to take some saucy n00dz for her new gorlfriend?
What are the psychics behind a morbidly obese person falling and not being about to stand back up? All I can imagine is a turtle on its back flaying its little arms around. Can they not at least roll on to their stomach, get on all fours and push themselves up?
Damn, I'd be one of those people staring at AL in curiosity.
 
Do they have a tub/shower combo?
No. One of the boys has said before they don't have a tub in the house.

There is at least one video from Eric where he's cleaning the bathroom. It might give you a better idea about the layout.

I'm baffled about how she fell in the shower too. From the little I remember, the shower stall is across from the sink(s).
 
THAT supports 600lb? Wtf. Maybe I'm just :dumb: but I feel like AL would snap that shit in half if she sat on it.
I assure you the plastic is very thick and sturdy and the steel frame is wide-set just by the nature of the width of the thing so it distributes the weight pretty well across the surface area. The bucket is flimsier plastic but I've never seen any of the super morbidly obese I've cared for break the bucket with a hard shit so she's probably safe...

However, the heaviest person I've ever taken care of was 430 pounds and our gorl's just slightly heavier so... sit gently, AL.
 
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