Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Emperor Julian]

How the fuck is Bob STILL talking about Justice League? I legitimately forgot I even watched that movie 10 minutes after I left the theatre. No joke. Just last week I was at lunch with the girl I took to that movie and we were trying to recall every movie we had seen together(we did a movie a week thing) and only two movies 100% escaped us. Atomic Blonde, and Justice League. That movie meant absolutely nothing to either of us.
But to Bob, this was like a defining moment in his life. If the console wars were Vietnam, and Modern Warefare 2 was 9/11, Justice League must have been the first battle in the Afghanistan war for him.
And yeah, he got his precious ad revenue for it. But no amount of money is worth degrading yourself by chimping out a subpar Hollywood blockbuster in a video that was longer than the fucking movie it’s about. Bob offered no criticism that any basic viewer couldn’t get sooner by watching the movie itself. And he’s still talking about it. Jesus Christ man. What did your doctor say when you come in every other week with massive blood pressure spikes induced by thoughts of The Justice League movie?

to be honest that could be said of about 90% of capeshit, I only remember the new avengers because something unusual happens.

 

[LiquidKid]

to be honest that could be said of about 90% of capeshit, I only remember the new avengers because something unusual happens.

I only really remember the new avengers because I love a dark endings. So much so that I announced in the theatre “this is the last one of these I will ever see, that ending was perfect.” And I will keep to that. Marvel will never impress me like that again.
I only reverted Batman v Superman because of “Do you bleed” memes etc etc

 

[Flexo]

Just because you made a tweet that had an above-average reaction doesn't mean that people wanna give you money.

Wait a sec. Look at these tweets again.

One points out the person in question neither dresses nor acts like a military leader.

Bob's reply is to bring up the race of another admiral. As if being a fish inpacts Ackbar's ability to wear a uniform (WHICH HE DOES) or command respect.

TL; DR - imagine someone said "[this person] is not convincing as a military leader" and Bob's brilliant reply was: "one of their admirals is a nigger."

 

[Mola Ram]

Wait a sec. Look at thise tweets again.

One points out the person in question neither dresses nor acts like a military leader.

Bob's reply is to bring up the race of another admiral. As if being a fish inpacts Ackbar's ability to wear a uniform (WHICH HE DOES) or command respect.

TL; DR - imagine someone said "[this person] is not convincing as a military leader" and Bob's brilliant reply was: "one of their admirals is a nigger."

At least he didn't go full robophobe.

 

[Rathkor]

Still fighting over capeshit.
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Man who makes typos criticizes others for typos.
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Just because you made a tweet that had an above-average reaction doesn't mean that people wanna give you money.
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When playing armchair executive gets real.
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"Coming at the press???" Look, bob. You make a living making YouTube videos. As much as I'd like to laugh that off, it is at least impressive you have cultivated a consistent enough audience that you can make some money. I can't take that away from you. But.... Calling yourself "the press" is like calling some dude who has a shortwave radio and rants about the government "the press." Your an enthusiast who managed to get paid to do what he enjoys, at BEST.

And all that over an emoji he perceived as "smug." I mean.... There's being overly sensitive, then there's getting mad at a friggin emoji.

 

[oddish]

How fucked up is it that I am literally on the edge of my seat waiting for Bob to wake up and see that justice Kennedy is retiring so I can watch him freak out on twitter?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How fucked up is it that I am literally on the edge of my seat waiting for Bob to wake up and see that justice Kennedy is retiring so I can watch him freak out on twitter?

If we were lucky, this story might be the one that finally causes the heart attack that has been building up in his clogged arteries for awhile.

 

[Red Hood]

It's funny to me that Bob is still assmad about Justice League long after anyone else cares about it. Seriously Bob...calm your tits. Which I know is like telling Russ Greer to stop acting like a creep but still.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Kennedy retiring from the Supreme Court

How fucked up is it that I am literally on the edge of my seat waiting for Bob to wake up and see that justice Kennedy is retiring so I can watch him freak out on twitter?

Cow crossover with Russ Pitts.

He's still incapable of taking an L.

I'll applaud his honesty in admitting that he's an angry sperg who won't change.

 

[Red Hood]

Can anyone explain what the "NoVoteUntilWeVote" hashtag means? Because it reads to me as "any votes that don't agree with me don't count".

 

[Mola Ram]

Can anyone explain what the "NoVoteUntilWeVote" hashtag means? Because it reads to me as "any votes that don't agree with me don't count".

Nah, they're trying to delay replacing Kennedy until after the midterms.

 

[LaughingJoke]

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He's still incapable of taking an L.
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I'll applaud his honesty in admitting that he's an angry sperg who won't change.
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To the woman who said the Founding Fathers put too much blind faith in the good will and intelligence of future generations and boy oh boy were they wrong. Bitch if they hadn't your dumb ass wouldn't be able to vote ok maybe she has a point after thinking about it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Nah, they're trying to delay replacing Kennedy until after the midterms.

Bob's pretty much trying to use McConnell's line of logic as to why he held off nominating Merrick Garland against him. Which was dumb, but not as dumb as trying to pull the same thing during a midterm election. (Fingers crossed we get to break out the in November!)

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's pretty much trying to use McConnell's line of logic as to why he held off nominating Merrick Garland against him. Which was dumb, but not as dumb as trying to pull the same thing during a midterm election. (Fingers crossed we get to break out the in November!)

McConnell was relying on a thoroughly unofficial rule semi-established by (*snort*) Joe Biden, that during a Presidential election cycle a SCOTUS replacement should be delayed until after the new Congress is sworn in.

It's all nonsense, of course, but it's a result of the vast overreach the Court has arrogated to itself over the decades. Replacing a Justice should be a minor issue of civic curiosity, not these gigantic snarling battles that keep happening.

Somehow I doubt Bob will bring up the fact that Kagan was appointed during a midterm election, though...

 

[LaughingJoke]

I'm a centrist and hate both major U.S. Parties but damn do things like this and Trump's election give me joy the meltdowns of liberals are so much more entertaining than those of conservatives.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Has Bob sperged about the talks about Disney wanting to fire Kathleen Kennedy yet?

 

[Red Hood]

To the woman who said the Founding Fathers put too much blind faith in the good will and intelligence of future generations and boy oh boy were they wrong. Bitch if they hadn't your dumb ass wouldn't be able to vote ok maybe she has a point after thinking about it.

What she's really saying is, the founding fathers didn't require people to vote the way she does and that is WRONG. Somehow.

Plus, the Democrats were so hot on appointing the courts with justices sympathetic to the New Deal that the term "court-packing" had to be coined. They can't pretend they wouldn't and haven't done the same thing (nor can Republicans pretend they didn't try to stall in the same way when Obama was appointing judges). I guess my feelings are, "politics are a fucking circus, enjoy the show".

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

The only film critics I consider "press" are the ones whose reviews carry actual weight, get published on a website or newspaper, and (most importantly) can influence a film's Rotten Tomatoes rating.

Bob AFAIK fits none of those categories ever since he got canned from The Escapist.

 

[Flexo]

I'll applaud his honesty in admitting that he's an angry sperg who won't change.

Wait! Is this confirmation that EVERY Chipman child has gotten married... EXCEPT Bob?


Well that answers our questions about whether his parents did a bad job raising him or if he's just an asshole.

To the woman who said the Founding Fathers put too much blind faith in the good will and intelligence of future generations and boy oh boy were they wrong. Bitch if they hadn't your dumb ass wouldn't be able to vote ok maybe she has a point after thinking about it.

To be technical - originally the Founding Fathers wouldn't have allowed her to vote. Clearly we have lost our way...

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'm glad you're not gonna be as angry."

"FAHK YOO!" *Block*

Wait! Is this confirmation that EVERY Chipman child has gotten married... EXCEPT Bob?


Well that answers our questions about whether his parents did a bad job raising him or if he's just an asshole.

And he's the oldest, iirc.

In other words, he's gonna be the weird, spergy uncle with no children/SO.