Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's also really telling when he, like others in the media he idolizes, go on about how Americans should shut up about jobs because automation is "replacing" them while also demanding that we illegally take in more Mexican citizens to be....well, slave labor. This is one good example of a "progressive" talking point.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Look how the lefty types line up around the block to suck Jeff Bezos' cock while he's the head of the most toxic and regressive corporation in the country today. Amazon literally brings in scabs from abroad and holds their residency hostage to keep them working there at substandard, even poverty in some cases, wages instead of giving raises to local employees or paying prevailing wage. Read up about their "camperforce" if you have the time.
 
Honestly the comparisons to the Radical Republicans are probably the most apt in the thread. If you sideline talk about race issues and look solely at economics, the party system is undergoing the same twists and turns it did during the Gilded Age.

Rapid changes in technology and science radically shift the distribution of wealth. Last time around it was the Industrial Revolution and the development of steam engines, fossil fuels, heavy industry, factories, and line assembly. This time around it's the Information Age and the development of computing, broadband, renewables, the tech sector, and automation. The Zuckerbergs, Bezoses, and Gateses replaced the Carnegies, Fords, and Edisons, just as they replaced the Washingtons, Jeffersons, and Jacksons.

The liberal, progressive, party embraces the new wealth and ideas, and turns corrupt. They turn elitist and start defaming and screwing the majority of people, and the majority looks elsewhere for people that will represent their interests. Last time around that started with the Populist party and ended with the New Deal Democrats, who knows where it'll go this time around but I'd bet inside three or four Presidential election cycles we'll start seeing major populist third-party candidates when more people clue in the Democrats no longer represent the people but the tech sector and mass media. Right now the duct tape and chewing gum holding the parties together is the constant stream of left/right "Nazis vs. Commies" propaganda from the media, keeping populists on the left and right hating each other's guts instead of talking to each other and realizing they have common enemies and goals.

That's where the Democrats live right now. Elitist, corporatist, authoritarian, and hopelessly corrupt. Social justice is the cute little wrapper around anti-worker corporate-friendly policies, which has a dual purpose in being a convenient purity test and bludgeon. It's no coincidence "diversity in tech" corresponds so neatly with outsourcing and tax breaks, visa and green card abuse, and wage suppression, by the tech and service sectors.

Bob's a right winger just like most mainstream/establishment Democrats nowadays. Identity politics and social justice are just tools they use to delude themselves and try to cash in on the shifting distribution of wealth. It's less common to see him overtly attacking people on the left but he does, look how he shits on Sanders supporters, and I'd bet cash deep down he hates them more than those on the right. He's more than happy to support Republicans, but only so long as they pander -- look who he supported in 2016 for fuck's sake.

Thank you, that was enlightening. It's why I hate Bob calling himself a liberal. Or saying dumb shit like "Sanders couldn't win". I doubted it at the time, but looking back and how Hilary lost. I think Sanders having a fucking platform would've helped greatly.

Or to get back on topic. Bob Chipman is a fat fucking idiot who can't move himself and rolls with the flow because it's just easier, without a care in the world what he's stumping (teehee) for.
 
New song because I felt like it:


The Same Old Adventures of Bob Chipman

We’ve gotta log in
We’ve gotta read his tweets
See who he wants to genocide
He’s fat and unpleasant
And hates all the peasants

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Hating on Trump
Shilling for Hillary
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Nasty and grumbly
He’s got a huge belly

His rants are infamous
He’s the antithesis
Of a reasonable man
He sits there alone
In his basement and moans
‘bout blue collar workers
Who he wants to end

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Wherever he goes
We’ll be watching his tweets
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
It’s us and it’s him
He should be going to the gym
 
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New song because I felt like it:


The Same Old Adventures of Bob Chipman

We’ve gotta log in
We’ve gotta read his tweets
See who he wants to genocide
He’s fat and unpleasant
And hates all the peasants

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Hating on Trump
Shilling for Hillary
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Nasty and grumbly
He’s got a huge belly

His rants are infamous
He’s the antithesis
Of a reasonable man
He sits there alone
In his basement and moans
‘bout blue collar workers
Who he wants to end

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Wherever he goes
We’ll be watching his tweets
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
It’s us and it’s him
He should be going to the gym
I didn't recognize the tune at first, but when I did it made it instantly more hilarious.
 
New song because I felt like it:


The Same Old Adventures of Bob Chipman

We’ve gotta log in
We’ve gotta read his tweets
See who he wants to genocide
He’s fat and unpleasant
And hates all the peasants

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Hating on Trump
Shilling for Hillary
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Nasty and grumbly
He’s got a huge belly

His rants are infamous
He’s the antithesis
Of a reasonable man
He sits there alone
In his basement and moans
‘bout blue collar workers
Who he wants to end

He’s Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
Wherever he goes
We’ll be watching his tweets
Chipman, MovieBob Chipman
It’s us and it’s him
He should be going to the gym

I would think that theme music would sooner be associated with Dobson.
 
"Internet: I WIN" - Bob Chipman, a 37-year old man who lives in a basement.
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Brilliant. Because Bob has only gotten more measured and reasonable since the lunatic behavior that drew an FTC complaint.

EDIT: Other places are starting to report this. I wonder if oneangrygamer would be so :optimistic: if they knew Bob was part of the deal: https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/...ck-and-will-leave-politics-at-the-door/64894/
 
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I mean, this is probably just gonna result in a thread on the Escapist forums going "Why is the site promising to be apolitical while re-hiring Bob? shows tweets Apolitical my ass."

Then Bob will probably sperg out again at the tweets, leave the forums/bitch on Twitter or cause a revolt and get himself fired again.
 
"I...I'm not obsolete..y...YOU'RE OBSOLETE!"

Speaking of, I really don't know why Bob complains when people call him an eugenicists and says "that's not what it means!" when he uses the phrase "Obsolete" to describe people. He likes the "but you're the one thinking it" defense but what exactly does he think "obsolete" implies? Is a machine rendered obsolete not scrapped?
 
I mean, this is probably just gonna result in a thread on the Escapist forums going "Why is the site promising to be apolitical while re-hiring Bob? shows tweets Apolitical my ass."

Then Bob will probably sperg out again at the tweets, leave the forums/bitch on Twitter or cause a revolt and get himself fired again.
Well, looks like I got my work cut out for me.
 
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