Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FitBitch]

Flower over the boob sore.

Those filters the smooth her skin and put flattering vintage lighting on her are what AL thinks she looks like when she looks in the mirror. Somehow she doesn't see her prominent buffalo hump or wobbling second chin or her dirty hair. Her eyes filter her in the most flattering way so she believes her made up stories about people telling her she'd be the hottest girl on earth if she were thin.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

I'm not sure it does ride up. It's hideously tight on her and there's a massive roll just underneath where it sits - I think that she puts it on that way because it's the only way it will fit. I could be wrong, but she's been wearing it through at least a 100lb weight-gain so, even if it sat properly before, it must be tight as fuck now. It's stretched to hell and will only reach across the "narrowest" part of her back at a very odd angle.

It's also always in that same position, providing whatever support the poor thing has left in it to her armpits. If the band was too loose, surely we'd see some difference in its positioning? But with how tight it looks, no way is it stretching over her first set of back udders - its mindblowing to think, but she probably needs one a good ten/twelve inches larger on the band.

Getting it on must be a blast. Wonder if Becks gets flashbacks of Kate Winslet's corset scene from Titanic as, like Rose's mother, she wrestles and tugs her dainty gorl's flab around until a small quantity is finally restrained. A very small quantity...

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I'm not sure it does ride up. It's hideously tight on her and there's a massive roll just underneath where it sits - I think that she puts it on that way because it's the only way it will fit. I could be wrong, but she's been wearing it through at least a 100lb weight-gain so, even if it sat properly before, it must be tight as fuck now. It's stretched to hell and will only reach across the "narrowest" part of her back at a very odd angle.

It's also always in that same position, providing whatever support the poor thing has left in it to her armpits. If the band was too loose, surely we'd see some difference in its positioning? But with how tight it looks, no way is it stretching over her first set of back udders - its mindblowing to think, but she probably needs one a good ten/twelve inches larger on the band.

Getting it on must be a blast. Wonder if Becks gets flashbacks of Kate Winslet's corset scene from Titanic as, like Rose's mother, she wrestles and tugs her dainty gorl's flab around until a small quantity is finally restrained. A very small quantity...

Why would you even wear a bra if you were that much of a hamplanet? What, are you gonna get MORE disgusted looks? You already look like a Z-grade Lovecraft deity. Let em swing free, gorl. Put them in a shopping trolley for support or something.

 

[EH 110]

Why would you even wear a bra if you were that much of a hamplanet? What, are you gonna get MORE disgusted looks? You already look like a Z-grade Lovecraft deity. Let em swing free, gorl. Put them in a shopping trolley for support or something.

That's what I keep saying. She's only drawing more attention to her bra when people notice how high up on her back it sits. It looks really uncomforable. Saggy boobs is the least of her problems, anyway. If I saw her in real life, I'd be staring at her legs.

 

[Twinkie]

heck maybe that's the reason she still wears the bra, to try and divert the eye from her marshmallow man legs

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's to get that stunning cleavage she's always giving us shots of. For some reason, she thinks two gigantic slabs of flab wrestled upwards until they meet her chins is stuneeeen; presumably what makes her irresistable to guys. You know, the ones she could get with a snap of her fat little fingers.

I wouldn't know where to look first. The legs...the arse shelf....is Kenny along for the ride that day....can I make it run somehow? The possibilities are overwhelming.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

Too loose? No way. The bra is shifting to the smallest part of her back, and that's square in the middle of her dainty scapulas. It's very common for deathfats who won't admit to their real size. Especially for the unfortunates that just don moobs with stretch marks complete with extra broad back, instead of, you know, actual breasts.

 

[8008135]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

Usually, on NORMAL people. On non-planetoids, the band is supposed to do the vast majority of the support (not the straps!). If the band is too big, there's no support, the front sags forwards, and the back rides up. As a couple of posters said above, Amber is wearing hers the way she is because it's stretched to shit and that's the only way (and place) that it'll fit. I don't know if band sizes big enough to fit her properly even exist, to be honest.

 

[Long time lurker]

iirc her infamous 522lb weigh-in was just a photo inserted into the video.

There was no photo of that. Last time Amber posted photos of the number on the scale was before she claims to have hit the 500's.

 

[also autistic]

Spoiler: Powerlevel on bras

I googled it because I was having that problem, closest my bra tighter and now it's fine

Yeah from what you guys wrote, I remembered that considering what that bra has been through there's no way it could be sitting up in her neck due to normal weight problems

 

[Twinkie]

Usually, on NORMAL people. On non-planetoids, the band is supposed to do the vast majority of the support (not the straps!). If the band is too big, there's no support, the front sags forwards, and the back rides up. As a couple of posters said above, Amber is wearing hers the way she is because it's stretched to shit and that's the only way (and place) that it'll fit. I don't know if band sizes big enough to fir her properly even exist, to be honest.

Exactly. I realized this as more full-body shots came out via Eric's vlogs.

Amber is not human shaped anymore; common bra knowledge no longer applies. If she were to get a "proper" band size (at least 60 inches, my guess) she'd have to wear it so the band is underneath the fat slabs on her back in order to prevent it from riding up towards her neck. But that won't work because the shoulder straps would have to be unnaturally long for the band to be worn that low, and the cups part would be so low as to practically be around her waist.

e: The only bra I think might work properly on her shape is one of those bustier type ones, but that would be prohibitively expensive to acquire because she'd need a huge custom one.

 

[literally low-key]

In today's video she is wearing that new white dress and a white cardigan. Her boobs are just hanging, no support from the bra. (you can slightly see a strap, so she is wearing it) What is somewhat supporting her boobs is the roll beneath them. I wish she would forego the bra altogether.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So because I hate my eyeballs, I tried to get some comparison shots between the last mea culpa "I see what you see" and the nearest equivalent poses from her Toord Haul. The terrifying part is she looks relatively small compared, and far less ill.

So what the fuck does she see NOW? Especially as she seems to have dealt with "I love my room-mate for his candid shots, they really bring it home to me" by making sure he stops. There won't be a desert big enough for her to bury her stupid head in soon. What the hell DOES she see, because it sure as hell isn't the beetus, congestive heart failure and fucked skeleton we see.

(Was using my tablet and its being a bitch - sorry, I wanted to do side-to-side comparisons, so if anyone wants to, great. But just as this the comparison is startling, especially in the side views. )

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Just My Size is inexpensive and goes up to a 6XL and as an added bonus, they have a bra that closes in the front! The cup size would probably be an issue but I also don't believe Amber is anywhere near a 'B' cup. I don't think she has particularly huge boobs, but she's probably a lot bigger than we assume. Her body is so enormous that her boobs just look ridiculously disproportionate by comparison - most of the death fats I've seen online/on My 600 lb Life have fucking gargantuan tits which is why hers look so little imo.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So because I hate my eyeballs, I tried to get some comparison shots between the last mea culpa "I see what you see" and the nearest equivalent poses from her Toord Haul. The terrifying part is she looks relatively small compared, and far less ill.

So what the fuck does she see NOW? Especially as she seems to have dealt with "I love my room-mate for his candid shots, they really bring it home to me" by making sure he stops. There won't be a desert big enough for her to bury her stupid head in soon. What the hell DOES she see, because it sure as hell isn't the beetus, congestive heart failure and fucked skeleton we see.View attachment 507448 View attachment 507449 View attachment 507451 View attachment 507452 View attachment 507453 View attachment 507455 View attachment 507456

Wow. She is so much bigger now. One would think there would come a size cut off where you just wouldn't notice anymore, but it always stuns me. Those arms.

 

[Nido]

This lady started at 700lbs and was in a feeder relationship. Now she's 465lbs and smaller than our gorl. Really puts AL into perspective.

Shit like this also makes me glad AL's lesbian b/c no child deserves to have AL as a mother.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Wow. She is so much bigger now. One would think there would come a size cut off where you just wouldn't notice anymore, but it always stuns me. Those arms.

Yep, it's horrifying - the arms got me too; they've expanded beyond belief. She stuffed into everything like a burst sausage but these were the closest tops to her usual sprayed-on garb (tho when a waftyhuge maxidress turns into a bodycon nightmare all normal rules of clothing are suspended.)

But what's the point of even buying stuff from Torrid if you're not going to take advantage of the fact they cut everything to drape and slide over problem bits - even if your entire self is the problem bit? Clothes that tight can't be comfortable so, unless she's sized out of their stuff or is doing a Ten-Ton Tessie and insisting she's "only" size whatever, what on earth is the point of buying clothes made to float then wrestling yourself into them like a stuck pig? I know everything she wears is stretchy but it still must be a hell of a fight getting dressed. I don't understand what she thinks she's achieving with tight, uncomfortable clothing that shows every bulge, lump and oedema. 500lbs can't be comfortable, why make it worse with tight clothes?

 

[PiggyPie]

So because I hate my eyeballs, I tried to get some comparison shots between the last mea culpa "I see what you see" and the nearest equivalent poses from her Toord Haul. The terrifying part is she looks relatively small compared, and far less ill.

So what the fuck does she see NOW? Especially as she seems to have dealt with "I love my room-mate for his candid shots, they really bring it home to me" by making sure he stops. There won't be a desert big enough for her to bury her stupid head in soon. What the hell DOES she see, because it sure as hell isn't the beetus, congestive heart failure and fucked skeleton we see.View attachment 507448 View attachment 507449 View attachment 507451 View attachment 507452 View attachment 507453 View attachment 507455 View attachment 507456

(Was using my tablet and its being a bitch - sorry, I wanted to do side-to-side comparisons, so if anyone wants to, great. But just as this the comparison is startling, especially in the side views. )

Supposedly only a 25lb gain. Sure Jan.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Supposedly only a 25lb gain. Sure Jan.

*125

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

So because I hate my eyeballs, I tried to get some comparison shots between the last mea culpa "I see what you see" and the nearest equivalent poses from her Toord Haul. The terrifying part is she looks relatively small compared, and far less ill.

So what the fuck does she see NOW? Especially as she seems to have dealt with "I love my room-mate for his candid shots, they really bring it home to me" by making sure he stops. There won't be a desert big enough for her to bury her stupid head in soon. What the hell DOES she see, because it sure as hell isn't the beetus, congestive heart failure and fucked skeleton we see.View attachment 507448 View attachment 507449 View attachment 507451 View attachment 507452 View attachment 507453 View attachment 507455 View attachment 507456

(Was using my tablet and its being a bitch - sorry, I wanted to do side-to-side comparisons, so if anyone wants to, great. But just as this the comparison is startling, especially in the side views. )

OMG. That is amazing in a bad way...supposedly how much weight is between the photos?