2018-08-05 - Anna's Gambit - Anna McLerran's attempt to seize Chris's attention for herself

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MakeItRain said:
There is no fucking way he got made fun of for being trans at a gay club. That's one of the dumbest rumors I've ever heard.
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It's 50/50, Chris looks more bizarre and is significantly more socially awkward than the average trans patron so it's not a huge stretch that he might have received some negative attention.
 
Maxliam said:
I'd actually have more respect for her if she showed us those Mormon Milkers she apparently has. I mean it's less whorish.


Hell we're our own worst enemies.


No, her motives are bullshit. She started off making fun of Chris because IRL before all this shit kicked off, he was pacing back and forth in the mall where she worked. You can tell by her little blog post that she's always been an attention whore.


How much do you think she'd charge Chris? Only way he gets laid if he hires someone.


This so much. Essentially Chris learns the "What's in it for me" mentality from those around him. Toxic environment and people will do that to stronger people than him.


Oh that is soooo asking to get Baker Acted (involuntary committed for psych assessment) but I have a feeling the local cops are very familiar with Chris and he's essentially the town drunk of that dystopian Mayberry.


She could at least show us her tits. It'd at least make her less of an attention whore. The reaction from Chris shows he's pretty much a natural at codepency bordering on BPD.


Didn't they go out of business like 90% of the stuff in malls (which themselves are set to be torn down and made into condos the way the trends are going) already have?
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Agreed. Hey Anna: tits or GTFO.
 
The Captain said:
And Anna would be ignoring him like she always does, doing her own thing.

Y'know - skateboarding and going to college at 33.
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Don't forget washing dishes with her tits hanging out, posting a pic of it on the internet, then whining whenever it's posted.
 
Anna should have just taken Chris's advances waaaay back in 2005. The timeline could have been so different. No Hannah to break his heart level. No mass trolling of 2008-2010.

And since she is a mormon, maybe there would have been some sort of visitation by Joseph Smith, who'd give Chris the powers to make CWCville a reality.

But dumbass Chris blew it when he grossed her out with the pink-eye story.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Anna should have just taken Chris's advances waaaay back in 2005. The timeline could have been so different. No Hannah to break his heart level. No mass trolling of 2008-2010.

And since she is a mormon, maybe there would have been some sort of visitation by Joseph Smith, who'd give Chris the powers to make CWCville a reality.

But dumbass Chris blew it when he grossed her out with the pink-eye story.
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yeah for once I think you have a point

the only way anna's attention-whoring ass is going to get the level of control over chris that she wants is to stop being a pussy and marry him

and submit to his lesbian sexual fantasies
 
I didn’t know Anna was so old. I mean I knew but the college thing threw me. She better be careful, she’s getting to the age when the eggs go bad and she might end up with her own lil Chris.
 
Wilson said:
We wouldn't be having this problem if Null had a rack like that.
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Null has a butterface though. Notice me SENPAI!! BAKA!!!!

Yellow Submariner said:
Two good handful of it.
Too bad that she's a carpet muncher.
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I don't believe she's an actual dyke. I think that's a bullshit excuse to keep Chrissy at bay.

Echo_Ender said:
Don't forget washing dishes with her tits hanging out, posting a pic of it on the internet, then whining whenever it's posted.
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Yep, classic Attention whore shit. I've dealt with dumb bitches who've snuck into pool areas after hours, start skinny dipping and me being security telling them to get dressed when we invariably catch them. They're like "Don't look!" nope, sorry, I have to make sure you aren't crazy enough to attack me. And you also got naked, dumb ass. If you're hot this is just a nice bonus.

White bubblegum said:
Nice tits, but knowing they're connected to a person like that makes me gag.
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LagoonaBlue said:
What an unflattering photo.
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She's a butterface, that's what you're thinking of. She's got a pretty nice body and a rockin' set of tits but that face looks like a little boy's.

BeanBidan said:
What's tree fiddy in e-fame points?
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Well, it was about that time that I noticed this Kiwi Farmer was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!

Chan the Wizard said:
I didn’t know Anna was so old. I mean I knew but the college thing threw me. She better be careful, she’s getting to the age when the eggs go bad and she might end up with her own lil Chris.
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To be fair, some people do go to college later on in life. My mom did that in her 30's because she had kids to take care of. Now she has a master's and her own counseling practice. I had a biology professor who didn't get his degree until his early 40's. Like he said, life happens.

Her problem is she seems like she's a child. Those two examples were purpose-driven adults who knew what they wanted and weren't interested in being e-famous for some retarded tranny like Chris.​
 
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Anna is honestly the most pathetic of Chris' hangers-on. With Watermelon and Kengle, you at least know they're autistic tards. What's Anna's excuse? She's just a sad, broken person who's desperate for attention. Attention is like a drug to her--look at her in #sonichu back in the day, when Nicole Ritchie posted a pic of Chris in Barb's underwear, etc. It's all about that and being able to feel good about herself because (A) someone is worse off than her, and (B) she must be a super duper great, caring person for befriending a re-re.

...Wasn't someone on here in group therapy with Anna a few years ago? IIRC, they pretty much confirmed everything that's fucked up with her.
 
MakeItRain said:
There is no fucking way he got made fun of for being trans at a gay club. That's one of the dumbest rumors I've ever heard.
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I've heard there is (or was) a skirmish between the lesbians and mtf trans.

Why? Because the lesbians didn't want to fuck someone with a penis so the trans started calling these women transphobic. Then the lesbians fired back by calling them a bunch of rapists who think they're entitled to sex.
 
Mr. 0 said:
yeah for once I think you have a point

the only way anna's attention-whoring ass is going to get the level of control over chris that she wants is to stop being a pussy and marry him

and submit to his lesbian sexual fantasies
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I've got to say, control over the one and only CWC is a pretty shit reward when it requires scissoring troon taint-gash.
 
Picklechu said:
...Wasn't someone on here in group therapy with Anna a few years ago? IIRC, they pretty much confirmed everything that's fucked up with her.
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yeah that was @The Dude and she even referenced it on Chris's facebook months later when he was going on about troll conspiracies or some shit
Will you be my fwiend? said:
I've got to say, control over the one and only CWC is a pretty shit reward when it requires scissoring troon taint-gash.
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To be fair that's probably all the action she will ever get. Chris would more likely see an escort behind her back because it'd be less annoying.
 
Echo_Ender said:
Don't forget washing dishes with her tits hanging out, posting a pic of it on the internet, then whining whenever it's posted.
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Hey, at least we're posting them because they're nice. If we were posting a non-flattering picture to mock her she'd have a reason to complain, but the way I see it, it's a compliment.

You're welcome, Anna.
 
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@Null's deprogramming only worked because Wise and Boyd were JERK MALES. When you point out to him that girls are less than perfect, Chris seals his ears shut.
 
Anna has been harassing Chris for 2 full days and it's getting to him. I was pretty sure this wouldn't result in anything but Chris is so distressed now it might. I've actually never seen such abusive and selfish behavior in my life, and I run this fucking website.
 
Null said:
Anna has been harassing Chris for 2 full days and it's getting to him. I was pretty sure this wouldn't result in anything but Chris is so distressed now it might. I've actually never seen such abusive and selfish behavior in my life, and I run this fucking website.
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So she truly is the second coming of Barb.
 
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