Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Rogowski]

This was just posted in that /cow/ thread. Mike seems to be a very tough customer to please.

 

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This was just posted in that /cow/ thread. Mike seems to be a very tough customer to please.View attachment 524305View attachment 524306

I swear to god Chris was far, far less disturbing when he tried to commission @Doopie's NSFW account.

Edit: Here are some more examples of what Michael J Hirtes of Council Bluffs, Iowa spends his government tugboat on, also, a bunch of new accounts were revealed:

https://inkbunny.net/MichaelJayHirtes (https://archive.fo/osPqp)

https://www.deviantart.com/titansupreme (https://archive.fo/RX4Ob)

https://twitter.com/Deuce_Looseley (https://archive.is/8xWEK)

https://twitter.com/GamestopJerkop (https://archive.fo/p6WzO)

From his TitanSupreme account @DA:

This also made me laugh, even though it's clearly a troll, note the date: http://archive.is/K5MoG

Proof of DA account, also a new email (manamania13@yahoo.com) :

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From his InkBunny account, Mikey commissioning Star Wars Rule 34:

 

[Null]

He's cleaning up his account history as quickly as you can archive it.

Shouldn't have pissed off literally everyone, Mike. Maybe you should just kill yourself.

 

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Re-archive of Michael's asspounding in /cow/, even Noel Schafer is landing hits on his ass there:
https://archive.fo/NPopg

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I was a little curious about what kind of monstrosities Hirtes could have possibly made on his DA. Instead, I found this:

Spoiler: I yiff, therefore I am!

My name is Michael Jay Hirtes from Council Bluffs, Iowa I am a severely autistic furry in my fifties and I'm completely obsessed with a fat cross dressing retard named Christian Weston Chandler. I spend my free time living in section 8 housing spending my welfare check on art commissions and writing fanfic about sexual encounters with Christian Weston Chandler in which he aggressively tops me. YIFF!

 

[Done]

I was a little curious about what kind of monstrosities Hirtes could have possibly made on his DA. Instead, I found this:

Spoiler: I yiff, therefore I am!

My name is Michael Jay Hirtes from Council Bluffs, Iowa I am a severely autistic furry in my fifties and I'm completely obsessed with a fat cross dressing exceptional individual named Christian Weston Chandler. I spend my free time living in section 8 housing spending my welfare check on art commissions and writing fanfic about sexual encounters with Christian Weston Chandler in which he aggressively tops me. YIFF!

This is the hacker editing old posts. But it's still hilarious.

TBH I am still losing it at "kegel movements of the penis"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

This is the hacker editing old posts. But it's still hilarious.

I had the feeling it was, but I just wanted to include it anyway due to the amount of lulz it provides.

 

[Rogowski]

Goddamn the samefagging Hirtes is pulling in that thread is on another level He's literally talking to himself trying to build up his confidence. I have a strong feeling that there will be more leaks.

And yes, the hacker is editing his profiles. As soon as the deuce loosely account was posted it was reported and killed and while he says he doesn't give a fuck in the thread his actions say otherwise.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I also decided to browse through Mikey boy's comments. I ran into this conversation about some webcomic called Pleasure BonBon.

 

[Adamska]

I was a little curious about what kind of monstrosities Hirtes could have possibly made on his DA. Instead, I found this:

Spoiler: I yiff, therefore I am!

My name is Michael Jay Hirtes from Council Bluffs, Iowa I am a severely autistic furry in my fifties and I'm completely obsessed with a fat cross dressing exceptional individual named Christian Weston Chandler. I spend my free time living in section 8 housing spending my welfare check on art commissions and writing fanfic about sexual encounters with Christian Weston Chandler in which he aggressively tops me. YIFF!

My guess; more harem toe-ring slave shit with no fuckin' in any of them, because Hirtes is that special bracket of social and mental retard that finds the more explicit stuff icky.

Nice hacked find though; it's amazingly accurate for this old hateful fuck who will die unremembered.

 

[Rogowski]

Hirtes being threatened legal action over the sale of a WoW account and then trying to steal it back.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I see Mikey's attempt to expand on his old "paypal chargeback scam" has backfired rather fantastically.

 

[American Chad]

I see Mikey's attempt to expand on his old "paypal chargeback scam" has backfired rather fantastically.

It's like he learned nothing after the various shit shows that happened over the last couple of decades. Oh, wait... I forgot... Hirtes always has an excuse, and it's almost always everyone else's fault.

Just remember that Hirtes started trollshielding using CWC after an incident where Hirtes was caught doing this commission chargeback bullshit. I wonder what/who he'll use as an excuse now that he's been found out yet again...

 

[Rogowski]

Mike pretending to get hacked so he can reneg on eBay sales.

 

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Mike pretending to get hacked so he can reneg on eBay sales. View attachment 525205

So he continually whines on Twitter because Chris legally makes money, yet he has demonstrated a continued (and unrepentant) insistence on illegally supplementing his tardbux.

He is literally worse than Chris in every imaginable way, neck yourself you useless autist.

 

[WeeGee]

As much as a pants shitting tard Chris has been over the years, I don't think he's ever scammed people close to the magnitude of how much Mikey has. More reason why his "still better than Chris-Chan!" mantra is false.

 

[Rogowski]

It's ironic that Mikey hates Trump so much because he has the exact same selfish, cut throat mindset that Trump does when it comes to his business tactics.

 

[GethN7]

Mike pretending to get hacked so he can reneg on eBay sales. View attachment 525205

Okay, Chris has been lazy with paid content, sometimes it was pretty crap, and sometimes Chris made a ton of excuses for why he didn't produce on time.

But to the best of my knowledge, he has never outright scammed people who pay him money for a good or service, at least not intentionally or maliciously.

On those grounds, Hirtes is objectively worse than Chris and looks like a jackass for trying to shit on Chris when, to all known evidence, even Chris has a scruple Hirtes lacks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hirtes [...] finds the more explicit stuff icky.

Is that because he's been a kissless permavirgin since sometime in the middle of the 20th century?

 

[Adamska]

Is that because he's been a kissless permavirgin since sometime in the middle of the 20th century?

I thought it was because he's actually less functional and more intellectually impaired than Chris or ADF myself. But this probably has a lot to do with how pathetically thirsty he was in that disgusting story.