Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[ToroidalBoat]

But this probably has a lot to do with how pathetically thirsty he was in that disgusting story.

I imagine Hirtes doesn't even try to date -- let alone go out much -- what with the spending 24-7 REEEing at CWC and trying to scam people with that chargeback thing.

 

[Done]

Here's the latest snapshot of the boomer's /cow/ thread: http://archive.fo/r2rNF

Not sure if parts of this were already published, but for the sake of archival, here are some more InkBunny PM pages, I think they may be out of order tho.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://inkbunny.net/MichaelJayHirtes (https://archive.fo/osPqp)

his InkBunny account,

InkBunny PM pages,

InkBunny is notorious among the furry fandom for being crawling with pedoforks and Cub porn fetishists. The fact that not only does he have an account there, but one that has his real name/powerword as the username, worries me greatly.

 

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InkBunny is notorious among the furry fandom for being crawling with pedoforks and Cub porn fetishists. The fact that not only does he have an account there, but one that has his real name/powerword as the username, worries me greatly.

I fully agree, yet I also have an entirely different take on this: Hirtes using his real name is yet another confirmation that he is an old man with nothing to live for and no good reputation to protect.

In short, Tugboat officials don't perform background checks or even google pathetic people like him, so why should he care about being on some pedo site?

On a somewhat separate note, one thing I found hilarious is that he keeps protesting that the leaks are fake and calling out everyone in the /cow/ thread as foxdicks and Null..etc.

But at the same time he immediately goes and scrubs the accounts found, confirming them to be 100% accurate.

 

[Rogowski]

The fact that not only does he have an account there, but one that has his real name/powerword as the username, worries me greatly.

That account used to have a different user ID but the hacker changed it when he gained access.

 

[m0rnutz]

Haven't seen any new Twitter accounts. Is Hirtes necked finally?

 

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Haven't seen any new Twitter accounts. Is Hirtes necked finally?

He tends to take somewhat long-ish breaks whenever his ass gets kicked on the internet.

 

[m0rnutz]

He tends to take somewhat long-ish breaks whenever his ass gets kicked on the internet.

I expect it'll be longer.

Insert goblin chants here

 

[AnOminous]

I expect it'll be longer.
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Insert goblin chants here

That's not him. It's some guy named Mike Shires.

https://myspace.com/soonerfan1973

 

[Rogowski]

Yeah I saw that photo in the cow thread but I assumed it was shitposting or Hirtes trying to run interference.

 

[WeeGee]

You could make drinking game out of that /cow/ thread, take a shot for every mention of foxdick or Josh.

 

[Rogowski]

My favorite part on that thread was the rage quit post he made on new years.

 

[AnOminous]

Like everything else Hirtes has done in his tard bucks funded life, he was an absolute failure at even stopping responding to a thread laughing at what a tard he is, even when he publicly made it a New Year's resolution.

There's failure, there's total failure, there's epic failure, and there's Michael J. Hirtes.

 

[American Chad]

Like everything else Hirtes has done in his tard bucks funded life, he was an absolute failure at even stopping responding to a thread laughing at what a tard he is, even when he publicly made it a New Year's resolution.

There's failure, there's total failure, there's epic failure, and there's Michael J. Hirtes.

The nuttiest part about it is that he thinks that he's on a crusade to clear his good name and take down all of those trolls that have shat on him for the last 25 years, all the while not realizing that the reason he's catching so much shit/getting hax0r'd/getting banned from everywhere is because of him being the shit canister that he is to everyone with a pulse. At least now with these new leaks, it's getting more and more difficult for Hirtes to play the "I'm better than CWC!" angle, as that has been decidedly proven by this point, and not in Mikey J.'s favor.

 

[Done]

Some fresh goss was dropped on the /cow/ thread (archive), namely one of Mike's Amazon accounts, now if you were thinking that Hirtes wasn't spending his tugboat on vidya and various frivolous shit, then think again:



Mikey keeps protesting that it's NOT TRUE and he's not mad and it's all foxdickers's fault, but then turns around and quickly tries to scrub the info:



Here is a full screenshot of the (hacked) profile page, I assume the address on the top left is from wherever via.hypothes.is actually is (large screenshot):



Now let's take a look at the real content, Mike tarding out and samefagging to oblivion:

Let's start with the initial Amazon info drop:

Aaaand cue the autism:

And with autism comes mockery:

U NULL? DONT LIEEE I KNO U R NULL!!!

Someone finally says it:

Hirtes's autism is resilient:

I'm gonna let you enjoy this BTFOing, it's beautiful:

 

[AnOminous]

I accidentally posted my tripcode somewhere in that thread by pasting it into the email field but anyway it's #lt!Vnh:l if you want to post as KIWIFARMRg and piss people off.

 

[GS 281]

I accidentally posted my tripcode somewhere in that thread by pasting it into the email field but anyway it's #lt!Vnh:l if you want to post as KIWIFARMRg and piss people off.

That’s been you? I usually anon post when I say that @CasualSeppuku got staff by giving @Null footpix

 

[AnOminous]

got staff

Lol you said "got staff."

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Hirtes bought a video camera? But he never leaves his house and only ever sees himself, what would he need a video camera fo




oh god


OH GOD

 

[Rogowski]

I considered that as well. I thought of all the reasons that Hirtes would need a camcorder and none of them are wholesome.