Containment Random Chris Updates

[Done]

The fact Chris's "happy place" is meditating in the middle of a busy shopping mall says a lot about what he thinks is socially acceptable at a place of business.

I think the fact that malls are his happy place says a lot about how banal and consumerist his mindset is lol. He is only truly happy when he is buying something or surrounded by people buying something.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[AnOminous]

Chris likes to imagine himself in the CWCville Mall while meditating.

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Also:

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He drew a pony of the pony's VA next to the pony the VA ponies as.

Autisception.

 

[awoo]

Chris likes to imagine himself in the CWCville Mall while meditating.

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Also:

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Apple Bloom really put on some weight

 

[The Giver]

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You know, I never thought of it like this, but Chris Chan Sonichu really is fursona.

 

[The Fool]

I think the fact that malls are his happy place says a lot about how banal and consumerist his mindset is lol. He is only truly happy when he is buying something or surrounded by people buying something.

It's honestly one of my favorite aspects of him. It's so uniquely depressing. I especially love how it doesn't bother him at all. We see it as dystopic, but it's legit his fucking happy place.

 

[fenny]

I hate how Chris thinks women talk.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hate how Chris thinks women talk.

HELLO, HUMAN Females! Over Brunch, we can discuss how our vaginas feel and how breast jiggle and whatnot.

Though, I am not surprised Chris is staying for brunch, just look at how fat he is.

 

[White bubblegum]

It's honestly one of my favorite aspects of him. It's so uniquely depressing. I especially love how it doesn't bother him at all. We see it as dystopic, but it's legit his fucking happy place.

Mine too. It's fascinating, but terrifying considering this is his entire existence. Consuming media and buying things and retreating to his fantasy world where he's a god in lieu of a real life, a real family and real hobbies. He has one life, and he's wasting it like this.

HELLO, HUMAN Females! Over Brunch, we can discuss how our vaginas feel and how breast jiggle and whatnot.

Though, I am not surprised Chris is staying for brunch, just look at how fat he is.

Hey gal pals, something something girl talk!

 

[Raiken]

I wonder how he looks like when meditating. 'Specialy if you know how his face looks like when thinking/concentrating.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He probably looks like he's trying to pass a chunk of Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic approximately the size of a small Alsatian.

 

[heymate]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/283128428575

He's selling his garbage now.

He is selling garbage now on the Internet to try and make money.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Nurgle. I still want to see some one write a well composed in depth fan fic where WH40K steam rolls all his fake goddess bullshit, just to see how he'd react to trying to comprehend WH40K...also the whole new front of hatred and trolls he'd be opened up to for defiling WH40K.

I actually tried to do that with the "Sonichu The Next Generation" fanfic (not the webcomic that has three chapters), using AD&D second edition instead of WH40K. I figured it could be a good influence on him since DnD characters are defined by their professions, so it would teach him the importance of having a job. Of course, it didn't occur to me until later on that he doesn't read...

(I basically cribbed the plot from Baldur's Gate. So Chris had been dead for twenty years, and it's discovered that all the main characters (who are orphans) are the result of a rape-spree he went on right before he died. I'm tempted now and then to finish it (and put the chapters back up) but life's too short.)

 

[HaldolJunkie]

Wouldn't the cwcville mall cause him a sensory overload?I mean it's supposed to be a busy mall full of people talking , laughing etc.

 

[Depression_Begins]

Wouldn't the cwcville mall cause him a sensory overload?I mean it's supposed to be a busy mall full of people talking , laughing etc.

He plugs into his Nintendo DS and enjoys free refills on his drink. That is until a jerkop attacks.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wouldn't the cwcville mall cause him a sensory overload?I mean it's supposed to be a busy mall full of people talking , laughing etc.

Difference is, social norms work in his favor and all the patrons of the mall say "Hi Chris" and offer to suck his bent cock without his initiative.

Its also filled with cartoon characters like Uter, Marvin Monroe, and the crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons; Mr Slave, Mr. Hat, and Mr. Mackey from South Park, whoever the fuck is from Bob's Burgers.

Oh, and Sailor Neptune, his true female self, is always there to pat his ass.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I wonder how he looks like when meditating. 'Specialy if you know how his face looks like when thinking/concentrating.

Probably involves a lot of farting because of the strain.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Lately in my own psychic/magic upgrades, I’ve been eating Lightning and belching Thunder!"

And Chris regrets that he didn't buy more con merch at BronyCon.

 

[White bubblegum]

"Lately in my own psychic/magic upgrades, I’ve been eating Lightning and belching Thunder!"

And Chris regrets that he didn't buy more con merch at BronyCon.

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...twink plushie?

 

[Bryan Magee]

It's honestly one of my favorite aspects of him. It's so uniquely depressing. I especially love how it doesn't bother him at all. We see it as dystopic, but it's legit his fucking happy place.

Chris is living, breathing, autistic
v a p o r w a v e .