i fell..... twice - 9/25/2018

[Keyboard Warrior]

I'm sorry. I know it's low-hanging fruit...

 

[literally low-key]

I do not believe she fell twice and didn't injure herself. She didn't fall at all. How do you fall because your feet are too soft?

She has been having so much fun lately. Going out everyday. It's just been great. No details though.

I don't think I can ever believe anything she says ever again. No matter how much Becky backs up her stories.

 

[Null]

*tips fedora*

good job registering with an email account you use and then directly attacking the administration of the site. go back to lcf where you don't have to worry about being this retarded.

unfortunately it's not a main one but it's used enough to get the impression of a truly sad and lonely person who has to use special fucking fonts on a cyberbullying website to stand out.

sadmilkshakes@gmail.com
https://twitter.com/SadMilkshakes ( https://archive.is/exspv )
https://mobile.twitter.com/SadMilkshakes/followers ( https://archive.is/5AIbf )
https://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_sadmilkshakes

2600:1702:c10:8bf0:b417:a594:6c86:4c8d
https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/2600:170210:8bf0:b417:a594:6c86:4c8d
Continent: North America
Country: United States

State/Region: California
City: San Diego
That's just a wireless provider, chances are she's a 19 year old Colorado considering an IMVU profile.



19, Australian living in Colorado, named "creepy anime bitch, with shit like this on their Twitter.

maybe men would want to fuck you if you weren't so completely dysfunctional and lashing out at any attempt to quell your whore behavior.

also their monicker "sad milkshakes" is a reference to their tits being ugly, so maybe that explains it.

they lied in dm and said that email wasn't one they used but the reset tattle on twitter says others.

maybe I'm wrong, this isn't much to go on, but this is not the behavior of a normal person.

idk what the fuck it is about the hamberlynn crowd but i never, ever see any fucking dipshits try and immediately go after staff anywhere else.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think I might possibly know why she has the numbness in her feet - because that is what the Next Grate Murcan Awfor is trying to say, except the wordification is not temporarily happeneen as of the presentitude.

She has raging Plantar Fasciitis - the tendon strap beneath her feet has completely collapsed from the weight pressing down on it. Its obvious in her bowed feet and in the classic rolling gait - those flats are blown out hugely on one side because she rolls away from the pain. People who walk or run on hard pavements for years can get it and it takes forever to heal; the only real remedy is resting it with short periods of walking, plenty of padding in good, supportive shoes and strapping. Not shitty flats from Wommart cos quarter-ton heffalumps have to be dainty.

Hers CAN'T get better though, because not only is she not doing any of the above, but every time she does lumber to her feet all the weight bears back down on the tendon again. And now she's been barely moving at all, meaning the tendons will pull up - that's why PF can't be treated with total rest. The combo of pain, odd numb areas, tendons moving around and the inevitable swelling changes the architecture of the foot and in turn changes the proprioception (? finks that's the word) of the ground - you don't "read" the signals properly and, if you've had it as long as she has, your gait will have changed permanently. Add in that its very possible she may have the start of diabetic neuropathy which also causes numbness and our pet weeble is going to wobble like fuck.

But, as we've said a million times, the person she lies to most is herself and she won't take any of the necessary measures because buying a compression ankle/foot sock or strapping or even a decent pair of trainers (sneakers?) dooesn't fit her aesthetic like "uwu, baby soft girlie feets" does and might dent the thick carapace of denial. And they live in squalor (who the fuck has dog kibble on the bedroom floor?) so she's poncing around like a bloater version of The Little Mermaid crossed with Godzilla and, despite all the hysterics and drama, won't change even the tiniest thing. The only thing she's done is devolve even more to Becky, who is now expected to bore everyone senseless on YT whilst Ambypoo just.....fats. I can't think of any other appropriate encompassing verb; Amber just fats around, screeching for lard. Deep fried.

 

[ADHD]

So Becky was worried that lifting 70-80lbs at her job was going to wreck her health, but lifting Amber's 550lb hambeast ass off the floor is ok?

 

[497]

Her falling and having to roll across the floor and back onto the bed would be something MSHPL would eat up.

When she said that I tried to imagine it. I'm sure everyone else imagined it too. Like..I don't know... the fupa, then rolling over to the shelf ass, the sides. Maybe it was like a perfect ball rolling if she got momentum and just rolled but then I think she is lumpy and the fat arms getting the way so it might not have been that easy. I wonder if the fall woke everyone in the house... 550 pounds falling on a wood floor has to have quite a thud. I'm surprised she didn't fall through since isn't there a basement underneath?

I think I might possibly know why she has the numbness in her feet - because that is what the Next Grate Murcan Awfor is trying to say, except the wordification is not temporarily happeneen as of the presentitude.

She has raging Plantar Fasciitis - the tendon strap beneath her feet has completely collapsed from the weight pressing down on it. Its obvious in her bowed feet and in the classic rolling gait - those flats are blown out hugely on one side because she rolls away from the pain. People who walk or run on hard pavements for years can get it and it takes forever to heal; the only real remedy is resting it with short periods of walking, plenty of padding in good, supportive shoes and strapping. Not shitty flats from Wommart cos quarter-ton heffalumps have to be dainty.

Amber said in old videos when she was still in the 400elbees she has heel spurs. I think it's a video where she crawls down the stairs and another one when riding a scooter she says it's because of heel spurs or Plantar Fasciitis. It is extremely painful and if it hurt her at 350-400elbees I can't imagine how much it hurts at 550lbs. Or maybe not at all because of the diabetes numbing her feet out.

 

[thejackal]

My brain literally can't process being in your mid 20s and not being able to get up from a fall. How do you LIVE GORL?

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Also, where are her bruises? Hey, Hamber, if you read this, show us your war wounds.

 

[Twinkie]

You guys are just jealous cuz she's rolling all the way to the bank! lol (:

 

[SheCameForNecky]

My brain literally can't process being in your mid 20s and not being able to get up from a fall. How do you LIVE GORL?

Maybe if you're pregnant with triplets and in your third trimester, but yeah, not many situations.

You guys are just jealous cuz she's rolling all the way to the bank! lol (:

Honestly? Yes. I mean, I'd go Freaky Friday with AL and eat with reckless abandon for three days.

 

[Gunslinger]

She for sure has MRSA if she's got open draining wounds. There isn't a chance in hell she washes herself properly. MRSA is contact spread too, so the fags will most likely get it. Necky absolutely has it from sleeping with the Hambeast.

It might not necessarily be MRSA--could be cellulitis or hidradenitis suppurativa (although HS is a very rare condition and causes severe pain) which both can cause clear weeping from sores that don't heal properly. A lot of times wounds that refuse to heal are infected with some strain of staph which can be resistant to antibiotics like MRSA. But yeah MRSA is scary stuff with the necrosis that can form from it. You can pick up MRSA from dirty bodies of water, like a lake, though so you might be on to something.

Oh, and your "soft feet" - diabetic neuropathy.

Numbness in the feet and subsequent falling can also be caused by nerve damage from damaged discs in the spine. Didn't Amber say at one time or another she had bulged discs? I'm sure the weight gain has made the problem worse and she could have permanent damage to the nerves. I'm not too familiar with lymphedema but I would think that could affect her feet too. Not surprised she fell at all, really. I would be surprised if she didn't have some damage from it.

 

[London Raine]

Sorry this is late, but I can't get past "my feet are such fluffy pillows" that I just fell. Really? That's her excuse? Such dainty feet for a 500+ pound girl who walks bare foot most of the time. Maybe it's time for those hospital socks with the tread on the bottom. No?

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Yep. Yet another disingenuous spiel about how harrowing and "eye opening" this experience was, only to be followed by two weeks of snapping from restaurants.

I guess she skipped seeing that dietician. Or maybe met with them once and said fuck it.

Interesting... if only there was a way for her to stop falling. Her feet are so soft and dainty after walking in those flats. Someone said it must be a balance issue and the sudden 50 pound weight gain. Most people are able to sorta catch themselves if they slip but I guess her muscles don't have the strength to rebalance 550 pounds.

Her muscles are shit and yet she uses the strength in her feet to stand up from her bed? Sure, Jan.

Something about that first chin is unsettling. One side of the cleft is fatter than the other

Never knew a butt chin could gain weight like that.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"No one's perfect. No one can stay upright 24/7."

random_text.txt material right there.

If this gorl screams like a banshee when just laying down imagine the noise she made when she fell.

 

[DuckSucker]

I wonder if the fall woke everyone in the house... 550 pounds falling on a wood floor has to have quite a thud. I'm surprised she didn't fall through since isn't there a basement underneath?

They were smart enough to have the foresight to put her in the converted porch, I believe.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm amazed the house is still standing after taking two direct hits from Big Al.

 

[ghoullie]

 

[DuckSucker]

Oh my god rare footage of the binge monster!

Its even all blurry, like all good mythical creature sightings are.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

LOL
"Didn't want to leave the room, didn't want to leave the house".

Amber, you know the difference between not wanting to leave your room and being physically unable to leave your room, right?

 

[FitBitch]

Amber talks like she went to bed one night at a healthy BMI and woke up 550 pounds... "When you have a body like mine." Like she had no say in the matter, this just happened. Like all the weight just appeared mysteriously.

It's a scary mindset.