DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[justhereforments]

Well my friends, it's time.

Dave is currently on stream telling us that he has not been paying his federal taxes all year (they're due in April). He is now either going to need an influx of money to pay that off, or he is going to need to go into further debt to cover it. He insists that he has had no extra money to put towards the taxes this year, and that it is Youtube's fault for fucking him out of further money (you know, the archive channel). He may be able to pay off his taxes in January, but those April taxes are going to do him in. Also, he claims he is in a 30 year mortgage on his condo. Now I'm not up on my CT real estate, but I feel like that is one of those predatory mortages he claimed to know all about because he used to sell them. I don't know who goes 30 years in on a condo either, but nothing I could do, I digress.

We're coming up on Thanksgiving and Kat has probably laid out the black shirt for him, feeding him some extra big meals so he can get a proper grease on and start prepping the paypigs. I'd like to point out that in all of this, Phil has not remotely addressed where all of the Tut money went.

Now Phil I know you and/or your synchophants come through here to check on our doings, so I'm going to offer you a little tip. This begging isn't going to work as well with that Tut specter lingering behind you. You're going to have to come up with a story (and it will need to be a good one, please, something transcendently memey that makes no sense, a real Dave Special) to address how that money did not, in any way, help you prepare for taxes or reduce any of your debt. The detractors deserve a Christmas too.

Wooo, 30 year begacy here we come!

 

[thebonesauce]

Oh boy this hot twitter quote got me thinkin
“I’ve never done a damn thing bad to anyone”

Let’s play a game, give me your personal favorite example or quote that comes to mind to counter this.

Mine would have to be that stream and what he said about Ijustine in the chat, classic toxic dave. A close second is when he insulted that streamer that got him suspended and when he told his fans to spam that mortal kombat players inbox

Personally, banning me for simply asking for info based on DSP Tries It.
Not personally, him banning, mocking, and proceeding to verbally assault Majinboo5 for not liking how he was approaching MM11. “Waaah! Waaah! Just shut the fuck up you fucking baby! You’re such a little bitch! Go run your own stream. Leave. Nobody will fucking miss you!”

 

[Haunter]

Oh boy this hot twitter quote got me thinkin
“I’ve never done a damn thing bad to anyone”

Let’s play a game, give me your personal favorite example or quote that comes to mind to counter this.

Mine would have to be that stream and what he said about Ijustine in the chat, classic toxic dave. A close second is when he insulted that streamer that got him suspended and when he told his fans to spam that mortal kombat players inbox

Within the past week he humiliated a regular in his stream and then banned him before he could respond.

I was recently reminded of a particularly venomous tweet Phil had made, but I guess it's since been deleted and I can't find here. Basically, he calls everyone else worthless, then ends it with "you're all below me". Anyone know what I'm talking about?

A Twitter Stand-In I found while looking for the other one: Calls "over 1K" people who liked something "dumbfucks" (he did the same thing when he called the readers of Pewdiepie's book "braindead idiots").

But none of this matters. If Phil attacked someone, then they must have deserved it. Like you said about the suspension he got for insulting a viewer's appearance, he was "baited" into responding harshly. Or it's his "depression" that causes him to lash out. Or he's only defending himself because he's the little guy and tells it like it is. You could point out these moments all day and he'd still believe he was in the right every time.

 

[kamekmagik]

I just saw the snort video where Phil says he has no time for exercise.

Only 2 things actually make me annoyed at Phil and 1 is how he pretends he's such a busy adult.

We all know he doesn't do any work offline besides uploading YouTube videos. Your average American is working an 8 hour work day and DSP either does that or less yet he literally can't get a haircut without taking the whole day off. How's he going to exercise dude? He literally has no time. He's playing video games putting out quality content every day for equal or less hours than your average worker.

He doesn't even have kids or ANY social life outside of the feline and they don't seem to have very in depth conversation either. He has way more time than your typical 9-5 worker with a wife and kids and friends that still has time for exercise and games/Netflix. And for getting a haircut

He's so desperate to play Real Adult Man living in Real Adult House with Full-time (supermodel) Girlfriend

 

[Destro1986]

Personally, banning me for simply asking for info based on DSP Tries It.
Not personally, him banning, mocking, and proceeding to verbally assault Majinboo5 for not liking how he was approaching MM11. “Waaah! Waaah! Just shut the fuck up you fucking baby! You’re such a little bitch! Go run your own stream. Leave. Nobody will fucking miss you!”

Oh my favorite thing is how he bans people then talks shit and asks them questions.

 

[thebonesauce]

Oh my favorite thing is how he bans people then talks shit and asks them questions.

I forgot to say that. He will actually wait until he knows they can’t defend themselves. He did this with Majinboo too. Or the guy who asked why he put chat into sub only mode after Leanna ragged on Kingdom Hearts... After dude asked the question, Phil himhawwed around for like a minute and a half giving his usual, “alright... uhhh... wait...” and once he thought dude was muted he started calling him a moron and an idiot. When he dude said, “...I can hear you insulting me,” he started talking a lot and really quickly as he fumbled around trying to mute the guy successfully. A real class act... The only time he talks shit and goes off on someone is when they can’t defend themselves.

 

[Dragoonism]

From LTGs YT stream tonight!

LTG: "Why should i do anything for you to give me $100? Just give me the $100!"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I forgot to say that. He will actually wait until he knows they can’t defend themselves. He did this with Majinboo too. Or the guy who asked why he put chat into sub only mode after Leanna ragged on Kingdom Hearts... After dude asked the question, Phil himhawwed around for like a minute and a half giving his usual, “alright... uhhh... wait...” and once he thought dude was muted he started calling him a moron and an idiot. When he dude said, “...I can hear you insulting me,” he started talking a lot and really quickly as he fumbled around trying to mute the guy successfully. A real class act... The only time he talks shit and goes off on someone is when they can’t defend themselves.

Yes, he’s such a baby dicked little bitch it’s really just sad, he’s terrified of confrontation, it’s as plain as day. It’s been said somewhere before but dave will not ever engage with someone on equal grounds anymore. Every single conversation in his life is over twitter or on a stream chat, both places where he can block/ban the other person. He will not confront a person he can’t silence at any moment. It’s years of being in a safe bubble, I’m really curious on how he acts in public or god forbid he has to communicate with a human face to face that he can just instantly tune out. I assume he talks very quite and doesn’t make much eye contact.

And I know exactly the moment you’re taking about when he was shitting on majin, Tevin has it on his sound board and snorts used it several times. For some reason that clip makes him sound aggressively toxic towards the guy, and I don’t know why. He insults people daily, but I think he usually just tells people directly to shut up or get out, usually his fuck bombs or more general remarks or a wtf moment. But he just seems so aggressive and amgry in that clip compared to usual, it’s 8/8

 

[Sparkletor]

Another "bad" thing DSP did was open the mail from the previous owners and read it in a video. If you consider committing a federal crime and recording it "bad".

 

[FallGout]

Another "bad" thing DSP did was open the mail from the previous owners and read it in a video. If you consider committing a federal crime and recording it "bad".

Not only did he do that but he accused them of running a chop shop because he found some gloves and licence plates.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

*mashes buttons into the mic*

"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK? I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!"

"I haven't looked at chat in 100 years!"
*looks at chat*

 

[ForTheHoard]

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Thing is, I don't play fighting games, so I can't say flat out he's lying. But I occasionally watch Maximillian and I haven't heard him complain nearly as much as Dave. Max is constantly the gentleman, never seems to tilt and understands that while a game might have a bit of lag or dropped frames, it's for both players not just him. The difference in attitude is genuinely shocking. It's the actual difference between a professional and try-hard.

So while I kinda believe some of the things he brings up. I can't help but think it's primarily lack of skill and understanding of each games basic mechanics that does him in.

Good luck @thebonesauce, sitting through him playing a fighting game these last few years is like a test of endurance.

Phil's brain doesn't operate quickly enough to tell the difference in netcode lag between games. He uses Pokken as an example of a great online fighting game because most of the community was kids and not tournament worthy players. He played Machamp and spammed command grab. I can't tell you how many matches he had where it was just him command grabbing over and over again against an opponent that didn't know you can't block command throws. Phil has played games with famously fast netcodes but will bitch about lag constantly if he's getting regularly stomped by better players. Even though Phil has a tournament pedigree, 90% of the stuff he says about fighting games are outright lies or misunderstandings of mechanics that he can't grasp.

 

[Commander Keen]

I hope nachos become a new meme. Those were some amusing bits of irritation and confusion. He immediately accused everyone of bringing in memes from “another stream”.

 

[thebonesauce]

Any meme he doesn’t understand tends to become a detractor meme... But if he knew right away that nachos is a Tevin thing...

 

[Wurstbrot]

Oh my favorite thing is how he bans people then talks shit and asks them questions.

Or talks shit about his chat, demand they immediately answer and if they can't do that in 5 secs they are banned for being detractors. This guy knows very well how it's impossible to react that fast, he just wants to show his dominance and then pussy out without anyone noticing.

There is stream delay (around 15 secs or more), people have to think what they write, they have to write it, maybe check grammar or spelling, then delete everything cuz this doesn't fit your real thought, repeat.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Let's be real here. His views for the premiere of Red Dead will be the same as any other release. The only people who will be watching his stream are the ones who didn't already buy the game and are playing it themselves. There is no way fans of RDR are going to let Phil Burnell spoil the game for them.

 

[Wing Zero]

Let's be real here. His views for the premiere of Red Dead will be the same as any other release. The only people who will be watching his stream are the ones who didn't already buy the game and are playing it themselves. There is no way fans of RDR are going to let Phil Burnell spoil the game for them.

It's gonna be hilarious seeing him get pissed that nobody is showing up to his streams and whining about all the "sheep" that bought the game already.

 

[Sparkletor]

He's going to play for 2 whole hours for his release day stream of Red Dead. We need to start off with a lengthy discussion of what the game is and how big a fan of the series Phil is. Explanations of how "Suicide Kings" was one of his most successful series ever and was featured on the front page of YouTube. Of course you can't see any of those videos because mentally ill detractors erased the videos and he can't upload them again because he would have to look for them on one of his hard drives he keeps to back up all his videos in case they get deleted. Explanations of how YouTube was better back then etc.Probably a good half an hour will be spent in menus looking at all the exciting options like music volume, invert aim, subtitles on/off. At least another half hour of cut scenes. Gameplay for 10 minutes. Then clock out and it's time for gin and wrestling.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Phil's brain doesn't operate quickly enough to tell the difference in netcode lag between games. He uses Pokken as an example of a great online fighting game because most of the community was kids and not tournament worthy players. He played Machamp and spammed command grab. I can't tell you how many matches he had where it was just him command grabbing over and over again against an opponent that didn't know you can't block command throws. Phil has played games with famously fast netcodes but will bitch about lag constantly if he's getting regularly stomped by better players. Even though Phil has a tournament pedigree, 90% of the stuff he says about fighting games are outright lies or misunderstandings of mechanics that he can't grasp.

Never forget the time he got smashed by the AI in SSF2T and blamed online lag, before realising he was playing offline and pivoting to "the game speed is wrong! It dropped my inputs!" and hoping no one noticed.

 

[gaarashatan]

Never forget the time he got smashed by the AI in SSF2T and blamed online lag, before realising he was playing offline and pivoting to "the game speed is wrong! It dropped my inputs!" and hoping no one noticed.

or how about that time in mario tennis where he thought he was going to miss the ball and said "nothing i could do" and then hit it. already had that shit locked n loaded. boi just loves his excuses