Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
While I have to be afk for a little bit, I'll say this:

IT'S HAPPENING!
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Considering the 10/10s it's gotten just for existing it's super satisfying to see contrarians like Bob and Ape Brain actually think it's gonna fail in some way the mad lads.

Also, if you read his tweet sperg about the game, his main complaints are about the story being a focus? I thought farts like him loved that. Anyway then he endorses the Soytch because ofc and bing bang boom can't wait for the "gamers rise up" crowd to devour him it's gonna be hilarious.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
While I have to be afk for a little bit, I'll say this:

IT'S HAPPENING!
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Every SJW is gushing over RDR2 just after talking about how problematic the 100hr work weeks were and maybe reviews should reflect company practices not just on the content of the game (name a fucking industry anywhere that does that). Games bloggers (they’re not journalists) are so fucking dumb it hurts. They huff their own farts to make themselves feel important.
 
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I don't frequent this thread as much as I should, so here's a little doodle featuring good ol' Blob Chimpman:

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RockVolnutt said:
This is the same world where Kate Leth did this transformation in 3 years. Anything is possible in the Superior Future.
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Social Justice is indeed bad for your health.
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Holy Jupiter Balls that is freighting remember kids if you meet an attractive SJW chick sure their pussies are innocent of their brains crazy but never set up camp because eventually their crazy will bleed out like the twilight zone episode the Masks.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
You know an easier route to retirement?

Getting an actual stable job.
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Retirement is still a thing Bob. Just because it isn't going to be a thing for people like you who don't work real jobs or are financially smart with their money doesn't mean that it can't be a thing for others who actually do those things.
 
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Mola Ram said:
A bit :late:, but recent enough it stings.

"Califawnyah's economy is really good!"

https://thehill.com/opinion/finance...isappearing-in-california-as-wealth-gap-grows
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Ooh. You beat me to the punch:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/califo...state-one-of-the-worst-for-income-inequality/


And, when the time comes for your late-life-stage Liberal Apotheosis, you don't have to become a circus freak dangerhair , - you can also convert to Islam!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life...s-islam-takes-name-shuhada-davitt/1772187002/
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Today in REEEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS
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Gentlemen, stop fighting. Both of you are exceptional.
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Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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You know an easier route to retirement?

Getting an actual stable job.
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He's probably doing something vidya related for The Escapist.
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Now, consider the inherent autism of the vidya community, combined with his antagonism towards said community and the fact that vidya seems to inspire his most exceptional takes.

In other words, get the :popcorn: ready.
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"Now Bob, I thought we talked about you staying ay least 100 feet away from Millenials AND members of Gen Z?"
 
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LaughingJoke said:
Holy Jupiter Balls that is freighting remember kids if you meet an attractive SJW chick sure their pussies are innocent of their brains crazy but never set up camp because eventually their crazy will bleed out like the twilight zone episode the Masks.
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I dunno... sometimes it seems like the best thing for these folks would be a good dicking.

Or...
 
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