Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[HiruHikari13]

Spoiler: Islamic Content

HRT might solve half of his problems.

I will admit I look terrible in that photo but now I have a razor so I can shave my beard.

 

[Zaragoza]

I will admit I look terrible in that photo but now I have a razor so I can shave my beard.

I think you should stop now while you still have the chance.

 

[HiruHikari13]

What happens on the mile stays on the mile. Always has.

Edit: my response to what you are traying to remove from here, have a safe day

I'm not trying to remove anything. All I was trying to do was tell the Jumping Dwarf that I learned my lesson. I don't care if he accepts it or not. GOODBYE.

 

[Idea Waifu]

I'm not trying to remove anything. All I was trying to do was tell the Jumping Dwarf that I learned my lesson. I don't care if he accepts it or not. GOODBYE.

and what did you learn?, what was the lesson?

 

[HiruHikari13]

and what did you learn?, what was the lesson?

I learned that I should do research about something before I employ it. Like when I thought I was actually a Fascist. I admit I should've done a little more research on it.

 

[Captain Smollett]

I learned that I should do research about something before I employ it. Like when I thought I was actually a Fascist. I admit I should've done a little more research on it.

Did you also learn you shouldn't made an account on KF to whiteknight yourself?

 

[MysticMisty]

So my fellow American Kiwis, how did you celebrate Thanksgiving? It doesn't matter what answer you give though because according to Terry it's celebrating genocide with more genocide.

https://www.deviantart.com/tregan219/journal/Thanksgiving-thoughts-773656786

Yes, that's right, Terry really does equate eating meat with genocide. I'm sure the millions of people who have died from genocide (and the millions more who lost family and friends to genocide) are just absolutely delighted you put their deaths on par with eating meat. I like the part how he decries capitalism while enjoying video games and vegan restaurants, but that's totally not the same thing I guess. Maybe he's just butthurt that nobody in his family wants to buy him Christmas presents. Or want him around at all.

And yes, he changed his account name (again) to tregan219 because he wants to use his account as his personal propaganda platform and nothing else.

https://www.deviantart.com/tregan219/journal/Username-change-773798742

Downside though is that he deleted his retarded Pokemon fanfic from his page, but on the upside his anti-Semitic avatar has returned.

 

[I am a nigger]

I love how he thinks if he's polite and explains his degenerate ass we'll just forget this ever happened. New lolcows are a special kind of stupid.

 

[Chikyaae]

Anyone aware of the infamous pregnancy-faker tripfag Poyo?

 

[yasscat]

Anyone aware of the infamous pregnancy-faker tripfag Poyo?

Maybe add more info there, my dude

 

[Vlad the Inhaler]

I'm posting this here because I don't know WHERE to put it, but I know Kiwis would have a field day with it.

Some nombinary tumblrina named Trent Gates allegedly - wait, not allegedly, there are PHOTOS - gave himself a penectomy... at home... with rubber bands.

DON'T CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. NSFL.
Archive: http://archive.is/dREix

I don't know if this guy is a lolcow and I don't have time to do any real digging, but I do know this is WEIRD SHIT.

What if agender, but too much?

ETA:

Tumblr:
http://themaskedboi.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/H439y

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheMaskedBoi
http://archive.is/l2lzv

Google+:
https://plus.google.com/114142929862091347629
http://archive.is/IQp08

ETA 2:

The internet has already shit itself over this, I'm late to the party.

Here is a Reddit thread.
http://archive.is/CArWY

I know I ought to update the first post, but it won't let me add images, so I had to make a new one.

Trent's twitter seems to demonstrate all out madness, which is not surprising since he did, in fact, cut off his own junk.

Spoiler: Expand for SS.

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I have to thank Kiwi Farms from the very fiber of my being, because thanks to this story I am officially declaring that nothing else in this life can ever possibly surprise me. If the pres of these United States came on TV tonight and told us we didn't have to worry about that pesky $17 trillion deficit because aliens were about to slaughter us all like mice in a barrel, my response would be, big fucking deal. I just saw pics of some twink that fucking guillotined his own junk off. What else you got?

And that's about as witty as I can get, because the truth is I've seen people involuntarily committed for mental health treatment for a whole ass-ton less than that. Somebody really fucked the pooch here, because there's no way a bitchcakes fucking fruitloop like this didn't cry out for intervention for a long time before he made the unkindest cut there. Look at his eyes. The gate's down, the lights are flashing, but the train's just not coming.

 

[Chikyaae]

Maybe add more info there, my dude

My b.
I don’t have screenshots of all her shit but she’s been a tripfag on /a/ and /vg/ for years, her real big thing was that she was infamous in the waifufag threads, and came up with an entire lie about her getting pregnant by another shitposter, there’s pastebin logs on google of it, she got a ton of people both angry and concerned since she was also a hardcore drug user, and did things like pay 100-something to have a popular hentai artist draw her getting fucked by a horse
She then moved to /vg/ where she’d post her intensive self harm, and drawings of video game characters drawn with blood.

 

[chaossphere]

I'm a fan of Miles Mathis and I have never seen him mentioned here. There's a a rationalwiki article on him, mostly focusing on his pi=4 theory. Hes a fairly talented guy to be honest and I find nothing to laugh about, I just want to see other people's reactions to him.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Miles_Mathis

 

[Warbreakers]

-snip-

Hello. I wanted to clarify some things about the Warframe moderators, and to update you on the situation.

-misan- originally went by the name FriendzoningMisandrist in the game, correct, but she was made to change her name some time before she got her promotion into a moderator (around 2015). The namechange was done long before the anti-moderator protests of March 2018. So she didn't get bitch-slapped by DE when the controversy broke out, but at the same time she's been lying low ever since she got erroneously fingered as the mastermind of the idiotic one-strike-and-you're-out-for-a-week kickbot chat filter (even though it was chiefly Telluric's gloating she was mostly reblogging).

Telluric on the other hand is genuine evil. He's stolen a shitload of money from someone who tried to get his life back on track ($4.1k) and cut ties with that victim. All the while the victim tried to help him he just did nothing but mooch, refused to find or stay in jobs and played warframe 24/7. The victim deleted his tumblr blog a few months back, but it's been reblogged and archived:

http://eliard.tumblr.com/post/133133597003/really-telluric - this is taken by someone who reblogged the original post. The original poster (Eli, a.k.a. God-Damn-Tenno, not to be confused with eliard) deleted his blogs.
http://web.archive.org/web/20170707....tumblr.com/post/135867889366/really-telluric - the original
http://web.archive.org/web/20151226...3/just-personal-things-i-dont-want-to-be-nice - Eli's alternate tumblr, written before the "really, telluric?" bit.
http://web.archive.org/web/20151228115656/http://terrible-tenno.tumblr.com:80/ - third backup of "really, telluric?"

And on top of that Telluric is a fucking hypocrite. He acts like a bible-thumping soccer mom when it comes to the word "trap", but at the same time writes a fuckton of Jesse/Hanzo yaoi fanfic. Back when the drama was so intense it spilled into the OFFICIAL forums itself (which normally deletes and locks anything not written in a positive light), Telluric attempted to defend himself by claiming everyone against him are transphobes. Thread is deleted unfortunately, but there's a post from 2015 showing he hasn't changed at all from being butthurt over the trap word, bawwing because people made jokes about Equinox (a warframe that can alternate between masculine and feminine appearances) being a trap:

https://forums.warframe.com/topic/495365-really-disappointed/

Currently the drama has flared back up ever since a moderator went and kicked people from a popular server (Fortuna 69). [DE]Danielle, the one IN CHARGE of these moderators, made an official statement that they'll look into this, but [DE]Rebecca made similar promises too back earlier this year without any results so people are not really believing Danielle (especially when she's apparently friends with FriendzoningMisandrist and will get people permabanned if enough influence is pulled because someone (NavyBluePanda)'s fee-fees got hurt - see comment by Merik2013 here: https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2l4we/chat_moderation_in_warframe/eazvslv/?context=3 ). People are getting increasingly pissed off at what we see as [DE] colluding with and sheltering these thin-skinned manbabies (Telluric and Server in particular), and their policy of "bury our heads in the sand and pray the fire doesn't burn our asses" works less and less with each subsequent controversy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2bllg/public_warning_saying_nice_in_fortuna_69_will_get/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2c6gz/michaelcf1_really_doesnt_like_getting_called_out/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2ekxx/you_are_allowed_to_say_nice_in_fortuna69_people/ (someone taking the effort to defend the mod but it's just making things confusing)
https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2cl2q/something_needs_to_be_done_about_the_rampant_mod/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2l4we/chat_moderation_in_warframe/ (official DE response)
https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2mngr/i_highly_doubt_that_de_will_do_anything_about_the/ (response to DE response)

On top of that, there is a program called the "Guides of the Lotus"; players nominate themselves to become GotLs, where they answer newbies and help carry them in missions etc. Becoming a guide meant that you get shiny exclusive cosmetics (shoulderpads with holographic cloth). So what happens? Many "Guides" sign up just for the shiny pieces, and then they fuck right off once they finally get it and don't do their jobs at all, or devolved into the online equivalent of toxic elitist high school cliques complete with ass-kissing groupies (again, NavyBluePanda as mentioned above). Telluric and his (now ex) girlfriend Server came from the GotL, graduating into chat moderators by worming their way up the ranks. Server allegedly ran a bot script to repetitively answer newbie questions until she qualified for the GotL post. Says alot to the programme's success that there are players that to this day have NEVER seen a Guide.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/a2pzcc/guides_of_the_lotus_visibility/

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Has anybody here heard of lovelypeachesforever100/Brittany Johnson?

I just learned of her today, she is a prostitute who gained Instagram notoriety for a series of disturbing things, including recording herself eating her own feces and menstrual blood.

Spoiler: Islam

I have heard she also performed sexual acts on a dog. Most disturbingly is that she had a baby named Cora, here is a conversation she had with a potential "customer" regarding Cora:

Spoiler

This video is a compilation of things she has said and done to Cora

Spoiler

Soundcloud link:
https://soundcloud.com/user-947100968

According to posts I have found on Twitter, Cora is currently living with Brittany's parents and is hopefully safer now.

 

[I am a nigger]

I heard about this guy around a year ago on /cow/, subbed to him on JewTube just to see if anything interesting came up. I'm not really up on the full lore though.

 

[MysticMisty]

Big update today, I recently made contact with one of the people Terry obsessively stalked for a long-ass time. They were willing to share their story on the condition that they remain anonymous as Terry is aware of my posts about him and they don't want Terry to start stalking them again, so I have redacted their name and the sites this occurred on.

Spoiler: Their story

Let me start off by mentioning the incident that you brought up on the farms. I honestly always had thought Terry was grossly exaggerating the fact his mom died. Because by that point he was so absurd I had a hard time believing it. And I was gullible. A former friend of mine told me to tell him something awful about his mom as a way to get him off my back. It incidentally didn't work, and I'll be honest as much as Terry pisses me off I don't think I'd do that again. It was a stupid move on my part, no matter how awfully shit Terry was/is.

And yes, Terry still remembers and I'm surprised he hasn't called me out more.

So let's talk about the shit Terry did for a decade. For one he'd ALWAYS hang out on [Site 1] and later [Site 2]... despite most of us slowly moving on from the sites. When I returned briefly to [Site 2] (the spiritual successor, and more shit version of [Site 1]) he was there and he'd always be bothering me and everyone else. If I didn't respond to him in a nanosecond he'd start bothering other people. He just never really fucking would stop.

This wouldn't bother me so much except he's just... so goddamn dull! And he's gotten even more dull since becoming a vegan and a socialist! He literally will not shut up about anything except those things. Everything else about him, as little as there is, is irrelevant. Like, I have my hobbies and interests too but they're not politically motivated and they're at least interesting to tech saavy people. Even then I can talk about other things.

He constantly would claim he has Autism/Aspergers. As someone with Aspergers myself, I really have a hard time believing that's the only shit wrong with Terry. Many of my friends are autistic too and none act like this. None are this creepy, unsettling, boring or outright cringe-inducing. I doubt it's just that going on in his head. If it is just autism, it's REALLY bad and unmanaged.

Back to [Site 2]/[Site 1]. He'd always act creepy around a site meant for teenagers. Like, he'd be angry and vicious towards everyone who didn't immediately respond to his shit. He's get belligerent about political shit too. I remember one time he suggested to me because of how bad the native americans and canadians have it we should be forced out of europe. He's one of those kinds of people... the kind of person you wouldn't want at a Christmas party because he'd be bitching about all the shit wrong with it.

He'd also constantly dodge being banned. One of the things [Site 2] did was, when he started stalking me and harassing me and others, they wouldn't ban him. They kept giving him wrist slaps. So when they actually DID ban him I was genuinely surprised and not sure if it was justified. He made me look like a fool for questioning it.

I shouldn't have questioned it. Turns out Terry... did some shit. No one cared to tell me specifics because I was not on good terms with the administration myself because of a certain shithole individual known as Bluewind (and oh my god I could tell all about her... fucking suicide baiting bitchass who can't handle criticism of her grimdark roleplay and fiction... but that's a whole different subject) and the whiteknighting admin VG. I still am salty about them.

... so what Terry did. I have surmised he may have been acting very inappropriate around minors. Like... sometimes Terry has said some really creepy things to me when I was both a kid and an adult, so I'd not put it past his ass to be creepy to kids nowadays. Plus it seems to be who he primarily talks to. I'm not saying every person who hangs out with kids is a pedophile, but... he has a certain creepy stalky aura to him, like he's gonna post pictures of them on a pedophile blog on Tumblr for other shitty folk to see. (Tumblr jokes are relevant, right?)

I dunno why he was so interested in talking to me. I also don't get why he's such a trans ally now. He was shitty to me. He'd constantly shit on me because, despite being a transgender person, not being a SJW type and very much a believer in making an effort to transition and not just go with the tumblr shit. He'd also constantly stalk me around dA, to the point whenever I'd block him he'd simply send his minions of underage... grunts? I dunno what to describe them except there were many.

Unlike back in the day, I'm one of these people who just prefers to be left alone by the government and mobs nowadays. I also don't like touting my identity as the only defining part about me. Shit Terry doesn't get nor doesn't respect. He especially doesn't respect barriers.

... in fact I honestly think he was sexually attracted to me or something because of how he acted and how desparate he was whenever I'd block him. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to reach out to me since making his second dA account (which btw, Admins on this site are as bad as Tumblrs - they won't do shit about this creep.)

I regret ever giving him a chance or believing him. He's a fucking trainwreck of a human being. And one of two stalkers I've dealt with.

The other stalker being AzureTranquility. That... thing has a thread on the farms too. Basically because I'm friends with Risa Hunt, that thing has been obsessed with me. I also know he's defended owning CP on a hard drive on NeoGaf.

 

[Kaabi]

Ever wanted to see a a guy play a game, rage while playing, block people and call Nintendo customer support complaining over something trivial? Well i have a treat for you. Introducing, Putz12, a competitive eater and gamer according to this Twitch channel.

Offline photo taken from his Twitch channel.

Putz is known for playing Splatoon 1 and 2 and rages at it. Yes he does the usual yelling and cursing like any salt lord, but he also likes to take jabs at his own teammates and blames them for being terrible at the game when Putz is usually the one who's playing pretty bad. The cherry on top is him slamming his desk so hard that the stream shows a No Signal screen. On top of that, he also likes to block many players, which consist of the lobby or his 3 teammates. I'll get to the block list in a bit. All of this has spawned many people making compilation videos and rage videos featuring Putz.

Throughout the video, Putz is raging but the best part starts at 4:45 - 5:58. That's when he starts raging after his team loses the game and the No Signals come into play. Keep in mind that Putz is in Rank X, one of the highest ranks in Splatoon 2, and some came to the conclusion that Putz gets carried by better players but tries to act like he's the best.

There's many videos of Putz's moments. But lets talk about the block list. Thanks to Putz, people never knew there was a block list and the maximum people you can block is 100. Putz has a maxed out block list and he's blocked a whole lobby that he's played in, his teammates and stream snipers. Even viewers who've played against Putz have been blocked by Putz while he's streaming and when they apologize, he just screeches about how they weren't playing offense and spergs about it. Putz has maxed out and deletes users from his block list multiple times on stream and starts going on a ranting spree how shit Nintendo is for having a 100 user block list. He also likes to blame Nintendo for his mistakes while playing Splatoon.

Because of the block list limit, Putz has called Nintendo Customer Support about the issue to complain. Besides the issue of no Cloud Saves for Splatoon, he's more concerned about being lobby sniped and why he can't get a bigger block list after paying for a online membership. I feel bad for Jeff the supervisor on the phone for dealing with this manbaby. During the phone call, Jeff has told Putz to stop cursing on the phone or else he has to hang up following procedures which Putz stops but does it again anyways. To make matters worse or hilariously funny, Putz's donation alert plays which is Putz saying "GIMMIE MY FUCKING MONEY" and he never muted it and makes Jeff hangs up on Putz.

Overall, this guy has made a bit of a name of himself in the Splatoon community if you search for salt videos involving the game. I have him as background noise sometimes and i get a good laugh when you hear that familiar sound of him banging his table or he starts yelling at the TV. He claims he's better than competitive Splatoon players but if you watch his full streams on Twitch, you can make the comparison. There's TONS of clips from his streams to entertain you.

Here are some comments from people who has experienced Putz.

Video

 

[Muh Vagina]

When the IMDb boards were still active, I would frequently encounter this user named ZAROVE. He was a batshit dyslexic monarchist Jesus Freak who especially hated the gays. If somebody said anything remotely critical about Christianity, he'd swoop in right away. He had a thing about white knighting Kirk Cameron too. He seems to have disappeared off the radar since the IMDb boards closed, bit there is some old dirt on the guy.

In 2006, he got banned from Wikipedia for engaging in hilarious edit wars, sockpuppeting, and threatening to post somebody's credit history. You.can also see his rebuttals: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/ZAROVE (http://archive.li/Wb5cG)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ZAROVE (http://archive.fo/hl2uU)

One of his sockpuppet pages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Zarove (http://archive.li/jrmwi)

In the early 2000s, he pulled the same shit on a number of sci-fi forums. There was apparently some weirdness with a 12 year old girl too: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/babylon5techmanual/viewtopic.php?t=3505 (http://archive.li/AqFLK)

 

[greasy hotdog water]

I didn't know exactly where to put this because he's not worthy of his own thread, but I thought I'd share what I have collected on him so far. For what it's worth, though, he considers himself a lolcow.

He has been posted here twice, so I'd like you all to meet XanderMartin98 for the third time. This time, however, there are links! And feet. His feet. Check out the posts on page 53 and 60 for more info. Funnily enough, though, a lot of this info comes from Xander himself.

Feet.

He is 20 and apparently comes from San Antonio, Texas. He is a writer of rather... interesting fanfics.

Namely, Rocko's Modern Life and Parappa the Rapper brain control fetish fanfic. If you're a frequenter of subreddits dedicated to 90s cartoons, undertale or metroid, you've probably seen him posting his foot fetish and brain control 'art' all over the place. He sockpuppets so fucking much that it's pretty fucking obvious to tell that it's him posting his own content over and over on the same two fucking accounts. He is obsessed with Alphys and Un Jammer Lammy, and infact, has been BANNED from several undertale subreddits because he spammed his foot fetish art / fanfics there. All it takes is one google search to find this out.

Now, when I say brain control fetish, I mean it literally. He wants to slide into someones 'slimy, meaty' brain and control it 'spongebob style'. He's said that himself and all of his fanart depicts that. It was pretty easy to find all of his accounts because he uses the same username for everything. He has also been banned from deviantart once, but that won't stop him. Nothing will stop Xander from telling the world about how much he wants to fuck Lammy's footpussy.

Did I mention he's really, really horny for Lammy? According to the Parappa wiki, she had 3d feet in her game. Which probably explains a lot about his obsession with her, actually.

He has a HUGE thing for embarrassment. Particularly, embarrassing himself on the internet in front of strangers. He does all of this so people will make fun of him while he's over there rubbing (licking?) his feet and stroking his dick. In fact, he's so desperate to be humiliated, he actually made his own kiwifarms thread, which immediately got sent to spergatory... Honestly, for someone who wants people to make fun of him, he left a lot out of his thread. Like this pornhub video he uploaded of him showing off his feet and licking them.

Now, I could post links to his fanfics, but let's look at something a bit different than what he's usually known for.

He is a member of some website called thetoptens. He was/is a frequent poster there, and as you can tell from the site name... It's dedicated to posting top 10s. For your reading pleasure, here's a top 10 he made of the sexiest things to happen in his fanfics!

Not enough? Here's some more. He apparently identifies with Rick Sanchez, Robbie Rotten and Kazuichi Souda from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. For reference, Souda is a shameless pervert just like Xander. And apparently, Xander has a 'porn fetish'. Wow!

(Unfortunately, I can't get any of these to archive properly and it's so late i dont wanna do them individually)

Also yes, as you can tell, he is legitimately autistic. He has said it himself. I don't think that excuses his... behavior, though. Apparently he's been going at this for years (his imgur account dates back to 2014), and got even worse in 2017 with the discovery of his brain vore control fetish thing. He is also bisexual and a furry... And besides what was listed, he is also obsessed with Ren and Stimpy, and has drawn stimpy foot fetish porn. I don't particularly need to post pictures since he's so... open about this.

He posts on reddit quite frequently. One of his accounts has a picture of him with his Rocko plushie.

Spoiler: an excerpt from his topten wikia page written by the man himself

While highly regarded as being one of the only actually consistently smart, tasteful and relatively inoffensive users of the website (despite remarkably little being known about his actual real-life personality due to his distinctive lack of blog posts) and having some really impressively large and well-educated lists, Xander's TopTens content is unfortunately plagued by numerous issues, from the Admin's retardedly strict and often nonsensical grammar-correction and content-filtering policies utterly ruining his lists to borderline troll users jumping onto them and leaving all kinds of idiotic, ignorant, random crap on them, from duplicate posts that could have easily been avoided simply by checking the Remix page to gratuitous Lion King/Kingdom Hearts hatred of the absolute highest degree you could possibly imagine. Overall, though, the sheer quality of his content makes it worthwhile.

Although none of his obsessions have truly reached the level of absolute LOLcows like Danteem and Disney1994, XanderMartin98 has still acquired a pretty unhealthy number of them over the course of his many, many months of service to TheTopTens, including Cave Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, Undertale, the Parappa The Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy franchise, and several normally quite underrated Youtubers such as I Hate Everything.

Spoiler: archives/accounts

youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRtO18ARrcfmqhxrBDJdzMw (nothing of interest here tho)
tumblr https://xandermartin98.tumblr.com/ (ARCHIVE https://archive.is/gebio )
soundcloud (yeah) https://soundcloud.com/user-625329871-327098627 (https://my.mixtape.moe/mnezya.png )
twitter (unused) https://twitter.com/XanderMartin98 (ARCHIVE https://archive.fo/jDdeW )
ff https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5606545/xandermartin98 (ARCHIVE https://archive.is/AjNp2 )
thetoptens wikia http://thetoptens-site-v2.wikia.com/wiki/XanderMartin98 (ARCHIVE https://my.mixtape.moe/nddjkm.png )
kiwifarms (banned) https://kiwifarms.net/members/generalsinner666.20141/
the thread he made about himself https://kiwifarms.net/threads/xandermartin98-xander-martin.37406/
reddits
https://www.reddit.com/user/Darkrai9000/ (suspended)
https://www.reddit.com/user/Darkrai9OOO/ (inactive) (archive https://archive.is/NH9ik )
https://www.reddit.com/user/PleasantPersonality0(archive https://archive.is/criuC )
https://www.reddit.com/user/FenderBender4756 https://archive.is/8nmMn
furaffinity (suspended, of course) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/xandermartin98/
deviantart https://www.deviantart.com/returnofxand96 (archive https://my.mixtape.moe/qdsdie.png HUGE image. also contains garfield feet)
imgur https://imgur.com/user/xandermartin98/submitted (archive https://my.mixtape.moe/rkzcvq.png REALLY HUGE image)
pornhub (yeah. nsfw) https://www.pornhub.com/users/xandermartin98 (archive https://archive.is/z4fJ1 )
ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/xandermartin98/pseuds/xandermartin98 (archive) https://archive.is/810jq and an archive of one of his fanfics https://archive.is/iUOnx

hi everyone
new year new xandermartin98

all 3 of his accounts (yeah there was a third one that was made a month after posting this that i didnt think about archiving, oh well) recently got suspended

but that doesnt stop him. (archive)

so if anyones wondering what hes been up to lately, he recently got into a 2000's cartoon some might remember that aired on disney, called The Buzz on Maggie, which is a show about an anthropomorphic fly. and you know what comes with flies? garbage! so for the shock value, to get people to hate on him and call him disgusting, he wrote a 20k word fanfic about her adoptive uncle fucking her inside the brain of some rocko's modern life character, cause y'know, why not?

and xander is as xander does, hes spamming it in every cringe/fanfic subreddit he can find, which is how he gets banned. every single time, like the horny bastard he is.