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Maybe these were the business loans we was always on about.

I always assumed that his "business loans" were actually personal loans that he took out when his credit score was pretty high.
I imagine that after paying off his student loans and his previous credit card debt, his credit score was probably in the 750-800 range, and he was able to procure one or two personal loans for like $30k a piece, to pay for his move to Washington.
If he's really stupid, he might've used a personal loan to pay for the down payment on his McMansion.
 
He already has glasses, though! He literally just needs to fucking wear what he has!



DOOD, first he has to trundle down to the bathroom, reach out to the knob, twist the knob, push the door, take a breather, walk in there, hulk out and open the shaving gel, spread the lather to perfectly mahnicuyuuuur his fully-maned non-patchy goatee, pull the razor like several hundred times with a rinse in between every. single. pull., and THEN he has to rinse off the excess lather.

Show a little mercy to the poor fella.
It's because he doesn't do his own shaving. He gets it done at super cuts or wherever the hell he goes. I distinctly remember him saying that. If so, then that is the reason he needs an entire day. He can't go run an errand and be back in an hour or two. He needs the entire day.
 
looks like phil has drawn in another exceptional fan. or maybe its a sock account? :o
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his deducing game is weak af, phil hasnt proven anything XD
 
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DSP would make for an interesting case study on the effects of social media addiction. He's been on this train for a decade and while it's imperative that he continues to fuel the train on pure greed, I really think beyond even the lifestyle that was afforded to him that he values the ability to stay outside the reaches of regular society. He's been shunned by every group he's been part of online and offline and if he hasn't, he convinced himself to hightail it in the opposite direction from any that remained close to him. Now he lives with a woman that he struggles to get two syllables out of. All the oversharing of information about himself and the years of transferring every single event in his life over on to a bitesize video catalogue (until more recently at least) suggests he really thought he would just transplant his entire existence into the matrix or something. "So what do ya need?"

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"Funds. Lots of funds"

Maybe this is just where the world is headed in general (if you're already a fully formed manchild/misfit anyways) but he's probably the best cautionary tale against living entirely in your own head on the internet that I can think of.
Him and Spoony
 
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looks like phil has drawn in another exceptional fan. or maybe its a sock account? :o
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his deducing game is weak af, phil hasnt proven anything XD
You can see the sarcasm dripping off every word. Didn't Thatdogguy leave? Amityville needs a new partner. This guy might be coming on too strong too soon though. The two guys I just mentioned kissed ass for years before they could get away with posts like this.

Guess it is better then a new member who's first post is a giant wall of text which will just be wiped away the second Phil sees it.
 
12/11/18 Second Prestream - Assassin's Creed Odyssey: Twitch Prime Subs Are Detractors In Disguise


[2018-12-12 03:02:37 UTC] bentboxer: cheer50 did you hear about mrdeadmoth? what is your opinion on the situation?

"I don't know who that is, what you're talking about. And quite frankly, I get the feeling that if I did, I probably would be worse off. Because it sounds like some kind of gossip, or some kind of stuff, I don't need to know about. If it actually is something pertinent, that is not going to be drama-filled, then FINE! But if it is, JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT and don't tell me anything! I don't want to know. Okay?"

"Thespickslord7 did a dollar tip, and wants to know if I had any tips for improvement of streaming over the years. He's going to buy a computer, do I have any tricks or anything I could recommend? Nyeh. I'm trying to think. Like, in particular, all I could say, uhm, all I could really say is, uhm, *sigh* Number one, if you're talking hardware setup, okay? I have very little expertise! I use an external capture device, so it does all the work. I don't have a graphics card. I don't know anything about settings of tweaking the shit! I just do the default settings, and maybe mess a little bit, er, uh, with the bitrate when it comes to OBS. You know, for me, that KEY BITRATE, to be really good quality for streaming, is around - I believe it's 6,000 bits per second, I wanna say. Something like that. 6k? Six thousand? I think that's what they allow on Twitch? But even then, it's not enough to do like 1080p 60 frames per second. Uhm, with my setup anyway. You know, my setup I couldn't do 720p at 60 frames, or 1080p at 30 frames. Uhm, so in that regard, uhm, I don't really have - I couldn't tell you. I'm like the last guy to ask for technical expertise, I really am! Plus, everything I do is four years outdated! All my equipment and everything, I haven't had any money to buy anything or upgrade anything! So, you're talking to someone who's running on a four year old PC, with a four year old capture device *SCOFF* through OBS! And every once in a while, if I need to tweak something, I do. But I rarely do. So, no, honestly I doubt I would have any good advice for you in that regard. If you're talking about streaming in general, a lot, a lot of things! Number one: Just go with the flow, be natural, have fun with the game. Give, you know, natural commentary. Talk with your viewers, be sure to be interactive! That's a key thing, keep them engaged! Make them feel a little special, by talking with them! And also, always be grateful for anything, any kind of contribution or anything you maybe get. Be grateful for it, don't take it for granted! You know? Uhm, you know that being said, I also strongly recommend, you're going to turn off private messages on Twitch! I mean that. Private messages on Twitch are nothing but a nuisance. People will spam the crap out of you, and mostly it's crap! It's attempts to troll, or HACK, or just spam in general. And it's a waste of time, you don't need PMs on Twitch, at all! I recommend you just turn on 'Friends Only.' The second that you do stuff on Twitch publicly, is the second that you get will start getting harassed! I guess that's the best I can do for now."

[2018-12-12 03:09:36 UTC] savethepigthegame: cheer100 I get harassed constantly for cheering but it's whatever. Let man children be man children. Whatever happened to your green screen Phil?

"My green screen is still in the garage! *Smug Chuckle* It's still there. *REALLY GROSS AND LOUD PIG SNORT* You know, it is. But, as you guys have seen, I've become a Full Time Streamer. So, I really don't care about utilizing the green screen or in videos or anything, because I don't even make videos anymore. I don't! I just make- it's the archives of the stream, is what I put out. That's it. Uhm, everything else, even the Week in Preview and stuff, pretty much, has gone by the wayside. So, I'm very into becoming a Full Time Live Streamer, because that's where my focus needs to be. You know what I mean? And the green screen, is not a small green screen I can't fit it in an office or anything like that. It's giant! So. *Gross Throat Clear*"

"I guess that's it. Hmmm. *Long Pause* *Drinking sounds* *Crushes Plastic Water Bottle Into The Microphone Like An Asshole* Go ahead and get the other bottle of water opened before I start, so people don't complain, 'Why is there bottle crunching noises?' in my gameplay. Which they do! They nitpick every little thing! 'Oh my God, I think I heard a mouse that lives across the street from you do a meep!' and they complain about that. *Condescending Chuckle Like He Really Believes His Viewers Are Idiots* Okay."

[2018-12-12 03:11:51 UTC] suckasurprise: @darksydephil Have you decided if you're going to incorporate the T-pose and dab emotes?

"I haven't made a determination on anything regarding any emotes. Like I said, I really feel if I do the Dab and T-pose emote and I put them on streams, it would be everyone just trying to fucking spam that and asking for it all the time. Like I said, maybe I'll get a few new subs based off of it, but short term gain versus long term health of the stream? I don't think it's going to help the stream long term *PIG SNORT* And then I said, 'Oh! Maybe, I'll do it as Tier 2 and Tier 3 exclusive subs! So that way, we don't just get a ton of people using Amazon Prime to try to get it! We'll get people who are ACTUAL HONEST SUPPORTERS doing it, right?' And that'll be okay! But, everyone this morning was, *mocking voice* 'OH NO! We don't want that! We don't want to, have to, actually spend, like, REAL MONEY to use those emotes! 'Cuz we're just trolls, who just want to use Twitch Prime to fucking do a fake sub and then just spam the shit out of you!' It was hilarious! As soon as I suggested, 'Oh, let's protect it to stop the spam in the stream chat.' Immediately, everyone who wanted it was like 'We don't want it!' *Condescending and Obnoxious Snicker* It was hilarious! "

Two observations that I had:
1. Only Phil could make something that's ostensibly a good thing, releasing new emotes, into toxic drama. And it's all because he's trying to justify his greed in his desire to make the new emotes exclusive to the higher Twitch sub tiers. I wonder how the person that made his new emotes feels about Phil trying to use the new emotes to chisel more money out of his supporters.
2. Phil makes sure to lean directly into the microphone when he emits one of his pig snorts, so of course he doesn't understand why viewers would be annoyed when he crushes his water bottle into the microphone. And, of course, Phil is insufferable whenever he refers to the criticism of the annoying noises he makes.
 
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The awkward position of everything in Phil's "office" is dictated by the small size of the room. This entire time he could have been streaming from his living room, surely the largest and most useless room in his "house". He could call it his "studio". It's just the other room TV is watched in. Simply reverse the two :/
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They sleep in the Master bedroom. D$P set his 'office' in the oddest shaped bedroom because the normal shaped one's walls were painted a colour he didn't like and he'd have to wait for his parents to fly out and paint the room for him. It is the only reason I can think of as to why he would choose that room over the other.

I'm not sure if I heard this right .. Phil said he hasn't shaved yet because his off day was so busy? And he'll shave on his next off day. I definitely heard this wrong right, he doesn't need a full off day to shave?
He needed a full day off to drape a string of lights on the soundproofing foam and another haphazardly over the loveseat, so I'm saying Yes!

12/11/18 Second Prestream - Assassin's Creed Odyssey: Twitch Prime Subs Are Detractors In Disguise




[2018-12-12 03:09:36 UTC] savethepigthegame: cheer100 I get harassed constantly for cheering but it's whatever. Let man children be man children. Whatever happened to your green screen Phil?

"My green screen is still in the garage! *Smug Chuckle* It's still there. *REALLY GROSS AND LOUD PIG SNORT* You know, it is. But, as you guys have seen, I've become a Full Time Streamer. So, I really don't care about utilizing the green screen or in videos or anything, because I don't even make videos anymore. I don't! I just make- it's the archives of the stream, is what I put out. That's it. Uhm, everything else, even the Week in Preview and stuff, pretty much, has gone by the wayside. So, I'm very into becoming a Full Time Live Streamer, because that's where my focus needs to be. You know what I mean? And the green screen, is not a small green screen I can't fit it in an office or anything like that. It's giant! So. *Gross Throat Clear*"
There was absolutely no way to hang curtains, a sheet or a blanket in front of the window to eliminate the glare while streaming from his PC. How does anyone expect him to FOLD the near paper thin green screen? It's hung on a frame as well. There simply is no room behind the loveseat to set up the green screen frame. It's not like he could tack it to the ceiling or install a curtain rod on the wall with the load bearing soundproofing foam on it. Khaaammawwwnh dude!
 
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You can see the sarcasm dripping off every word. Didn't Thatdogguy leave? Amityville needs a new partner. This guy might be coming on too strong too soon though. The two guys I just mentioned kissed ass for years before they could get away with posts like this.
The two guys you're talking about are the same sad sack of shit.

I suspect this is just a new account for him to dick around in the tumbleweed forum Pigroach keeps purely to biggen himself by having it.
 
So what happened to Dark's amazing new business idea that he said he was only going to start in the new year?
Why isn't he doing it now if he's so desperate?

(I haven't followed his shit too much if he's already mentioned it, which I doubt)
 
So what happened to Dark's amazing new business idea that he said he was only going to start in the new year?
He hasn't told us yet.
Why isn't he doing it now if he's so desperate?
Either:
  • He's stupid
  • He wants any income increases to happen in 2019 instead of 2018 so he can postpone the income taxes another 12 months
  • He's not actually that desperate
  • He "has" to wait
  • He actually has to wait
 
Is this DSP's mom at 24s? Also, DSP had a pet rabbit for 12 fucking years (1993 to 2005)?


I've fully watched like 3 LP's off his DSPGaming channel and can't recall a video from his main channel ever popping up in my main page 'Recommended' feed, I watch like half of 2 videos from his vlog channel and others from his vlog channel get recommended. His main YouTube channel is dead in the fucking water.
I honestly think he should finish out whatever playthroughs he's in the midst of, and just start a new channel. He's fighting against years of, and thousands of videos with, bad performance metrics and zero engagement due to comments being disabled. If he were to start a new channel he could probably monetize it in like a week. He won't though because he has no balls.
 
In regards to the Monster Hunter World expansion (Iceborne) a few pages ago, Dave would have a quite good excuse. Not kidding. Several websites state this expansion will set after the main campaign of the base game, which also fits in the usual style of MH expansions (the Ultimate versions). I guess the main game will also slightly be improved, maybe 1 or 2 newer monsters in the early game. But regardless of that Dave would basically never reach the Iceborne part, the expansion would add nothing to him.

He is also a MH virgin who knows nothing about this genre, so anything new would be quite trivial to him.

Yes he played MH4 (?) and there is a TIHYDP but he can't even remember what a tutorial stated 5 seconds ago. So I stay with the "virgin" namecall.

But what does it matter? Dave will lose his house until Spring 2019. And he can only create quality content in a mansion.
 
[2018-12-12 03:02:37 UTC] bentboxer: cheer50 did you hear about mrdeadmoth? what is your opinion on the situation?

"I don't know who that is, what you're talking about. And quite frankly, I get the feeling that if I did, I probably would be worse off. Because it sounds like some kind of gossip, or some kind of stuff, I don't need to know about. If it actually is something pertinent, that is not going to be drama-filled, then FINE! But if it is, JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT and don't tell me anything! I don't want to know. Okay?"

Amazing how Phil manages to take a story about a guy beating his wife in front of a live audience and make it all about himself.
 
Is this DSP's mom at 24s? Also, DSP had a pet rabbit for 12 fucking years (1993 to 2005)?

Didn't know about the pet rabbit. He doesn't seem like much of an animal person (ironic hey)

Is it normal for people to do a video walk thru of their parents house? I mean this guy will try to monetise anything...

Some highlights:

- D$P seemingly annoyed the cat won't look up at the camera ("look up... At the camera.. There you go")

- seems he traded his car in when he moved to the Seattle air; bit more $ for him

- actually says it's his "final time visiting there... Till another date"; has been over 4 years now...

- does an ultra close up of a cats face & is whispering the cats name; sounded bit like a psycho

- complains his bedroom was too small

I'm sure his parents would've asked him various times why he was moving to Seattle, where he has ZERO family and friends.

Pretty much his only answer could've been that there is no personal income tax there

Fast forward a couple of years and every Christmas has become a tax fund raiser
 
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