Containment Random Chris Updates

Not sure if this is an old selfie or new, but damn, that disheveled hair and the size of that double chin...

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This cannot possibly be the first time Chris encountered the word "NEET"? He's been one of the internet's most noted real-life NEETs for a decade; its like him not knowing what "tard" or "lolcow" means.

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So the Sailor Moon tiara has joined the Sonichu behelit and the Amnyfest ring on Chris's catalog of magical knick-knacks he's autistically compelled to wear?
 
So is Chris too stupid to understand what fursona means or did he just admit to being a furry?
He's stated "I, myself, am a furry" in the past, so he has at least a vague idea of what they are. He's drawn himself fucking other anthropomorphic things, and he also wrote a "poem" about fucking a (possibly male) deer. His admission was post-Idea Guy, though.
 
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"Her's" as in Her's ancestry DNA test that proved he has an X and a Y Chromosome.

Wya to be a demanding douchebag Chris. I don't think he realizes that no one, not even mao, is required to address Chris by feminine pronouns, and alot of people don't care to.
 
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He's stated "I, myself, am a furry" in the past, so he has at least a vague idea of what they are. He's drawn himself fucking other anthropomorphic things, and he also wrote a "poem" about fucking a (possibly male) deer. His admission was post-Idea Guy, though.
Chris fits all the base definitions of being a furry: he considers himself a cartoon animal, enjoys media meant for young children, is a sexual deviant.
 
Chris fits all the base definitions of being a furry: he considers himself a cartoon animal, enjoys media meant for young children, is a sexual deviant.
Moreover, Chris's main objection to furries in the past was that many aren't straight; since he started pretending to be a woman, he hasn't claimed to be straight either so it wouldn't be surprising if he no longer had problems identifying as a furry.
 
I am so sick of him using that creepy Blushing emoji.

But, in his fucked-up head, he thinks that he's a sexy and oh-so-kawaii anime girly, and until that changes he'll never stop using that shit. If Twitter emojis came with audio, you just know that Chris would put some infuriating, fingernails-down-a-blackboard 'seductively girlish' tittering on that thing.
 
Chris just totally copy and pasted the definition of NEET. I am not surprised that the irony of the definition flew over his head.

That or he doesn't understand the words that describe NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training). Also, Chris says NEET is a noun, but says education, employment, and training are verbs...they're nouns as well. I think Chris is having difficulty with the English language again.


I don't think the person wanted Chris to fill out the image of his almagations, but as always, Chris misses the point and takes it literally.
 
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