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213 pounds.
Coincidence?
He has really scrawny limbs for the size of his torso as well.
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Coincidence?
He has really scrawny limbs for the size of his torso as well.
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"All special Sonichus are fully reborn, same in physical attributes, memories intact... including myself and my own father. Our souls are reborn as full-breed Sonees and Rosees"
And of course Chris is immortal too, probably should have just assumed that would be the case. Overlooking the question of how "same in physical attributes" but also "full-breed sonee" works, I just feel bad for Bob; 30 odd years of tard-wrangling a perma-6yo who's the living manifestation of autism, and his reward is an eternal cartoon limbo surrounded by whatever the fuck this horrorshow is, wishing he could use his magical Sonichu powers to time-travel back to 1981 and get a vasectomy.
FinalSolution
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Chris is quite short, with low bone density and a smallish frame from what I can tell - 213 lbs may be on the low side, he has a history of lying about it - but it may not be too far from the truth.
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From the list of Chris's weight claims over the past decade, his claims have ranged from 202-223. 213 at least fits in that set. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Obesity#Actual_weight_claims
Yeah. https://sonichu.com/w/images/d/d7/Cwc_cosplay_omegacon_2016.jpg
His height claim was 5'10'' a few years ago. It's about average.
Yeah. https://sonichu.com/w/images/d/d7/Cwc_cosplay_omegacon_2016.jpg
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I know we have all made comments about Chris and his outfits/passability, but I have to actually give him credit for not wearing his yard mowing shoes in his Lesbian Transgender Tomgirl clothes anymore.
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A fucking metaphor for every moment he has been alive. Eyefucking himself, productive use of his time building religious iconography of himself (to eyefuck himself even more), stealing bits & pieces of other people's ideas to build the icon itself, which still somehow always ends in a nightmare-fueled krazy glued version of someone else's fucking idea. For him to eyefuck.
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Then complaining about how it's not good enough and making suggestions as to his own weird-ass specifications.
Is Chris the Blue Fairy?
Maybe he could wish himself a real girl.
Maybe he could wish himself a real girl.
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- Aug 31, 2017
It's also wildly out of date, Chris hasn't been dying his hair toilet-cleaner blue in a while. Also, Lego doesn't even make obese figurines, where's mah representation?
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Eh, not that bad of a representation of the character by Chris' standards, at least it's not doused in CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC all over. Could use a printed torso label, but that's something he probably wouldn't do because of hand drawn shit being superior or whatever.
Can't believe I'm critiquing the Lego fig of his some autistic weirdo's dumb console goddess self insert...
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Chris gives a PSA on checking equipment.
As for the BronyBabes hashtag, that's a weight loss challenge started by some MLP fandom people... one of which is Lightning Bliss, someone who blocked Chris a few months ago.
As for the BronyBabes hashtag, that's a weight loss challenge started by some MLP fandom people... one of which is Lightning Bliss, someone who blocked Chris a few months ago.
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Where are the signature platform boots?
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"Hey everyone, I exercise! Did you hear that!? I own a treadmill that I'm servicing and I'm totally totes going to use it!"
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isn't brony babes an oxymoron?
All I read from this is "I am totally working out, y'all! I am totally living a safe and healthy life, and I am TOTALLY not just looking for attention!"
The Man With No Name
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You know, say what you will about Chris' exercise habits, but it does a good job of occasionally reminding me I need to step up my own exercise routine. If he can do cardio, what excuse do I have?
Oregano
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I'm surprised he still mentioned it, tbh. I still can't see him using it consistently. Only a matter of time before it becomes a part of the hoard...
Btw, godspeed on the exercise, my guy.