Silver Octopus
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Despite claiming to be an all powerful God, Chris seems to have the most difficulty completing simple tasks like drawing and colouring.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 22, 2015
Looking at Chris Chan's life is like looking at the world's worst adaptation of Don Quixote
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I see 'disabled of crafting' has returned, and it'll be all that brony girl's fault so no-one's allowed to be mad at him (especially patreon backers).
He'll rustle up some shitty scribbles or Fanta cans with his signature and 'certificate of authenticity' in time to get funds for Bronycon, though. And there'll be plenty of buyers.
Groundhog day is Chris' life, at this point.
He'll rustle up some shitty scribbles or Fanta cans with his signature and 'certificate of authenticity' in time to get funds for Bronycon, though. And there'll be plenty of buyers.
Groundhog day is Chris' life, at this point.
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Fire up the random.txt for
"I may be slow, but my soul is Lighting Quick in wit and though process."
and
"My CWC Senses tingled."
I wonder if Chris is really telling his "therapist" about these delusions.
Nebula Slasher
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Well, it's still better than most fanfictions. Who are the Analysts? Are they Idea Guy shit or are they real people? He said stuff about them doing artwork, so it seems like they're other artists he's following. Bliss was mentioned in there too. WTF is "virgin morning breath"?
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Pretty much everything Chris has said in regards to his "canon" for the past year and half has been at the behest of someone else.
Chris is suffering from psychosis.
The only reason he hasn't killed anyone yet is because the internet exists and stress.
The only reason he hasn't killed anyone yet is because the internet exists and stress.
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They're not Idea Guys. They're the bronies who've blocked Chris. They have a show on YouTube, which Chris has been a fan of for a while. He's fantasizing about being part of their show now because of the rejection he's been feeling from them.
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That and part of him hopes they're as deranged as he is and their OC's will convince them that Chris is actually a cool guy. It's the same "I know the character you created personally and therefore better than you do and they agree with me" bullshit he's always tried.
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Looks like Chris remembered his other other other side account.
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That's just a white knight.
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I'm concerned that the latest batch of Idea Subhumans seems to have introduced "respawning" into his delusionscape. How long till he tries it IRL?
Moon Jelly
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The random.txt nonsense is tiring, it's like voluntarily listening to a 3 year old describe their thought process.
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I can see him coming up with that by himself. It's actually redundant, he pretty much instated "respawn" already when the idea mongs told him Sylvana died or something like that. He went and weaseled his way around that by pulling out of his ass that Sonichus respawn as eggs upon dying with their "soul and memories" intact. Fuck, he even "respawned" Bob already. Chris is that kind of petulant kid we all knew that when playing cops and robbers refuses to ever go down when being pretend-shot at and goes "I-I was actually b-bulletproof all the time!!" only way more stupid and obnoxious.
(Damn, death on Sonichu is even more of a non-issue than in Dragon Ball, and that's saying something.)
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That sounds horrifying. Imagine getting old and dying only to become an infant with the memories of dying... and doing the same “reborn, get old, die, remember your death” cycle for eternity.
Chris has actually created the perfect way to torture someone and break their psyche.
Then that broken psyche with the memories of a thousand deaths is reborn...
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That's basically how Doomsday was created. Now he's a writhing mass of hate and anger, kinda like Chris' Twitter nowadays.
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I see that Chris's latest ploy to get unblocked wasn't posted here yet:
Hanged Man
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It's funny and sad that by saying he set up the Magichan account, even if it's for his fictional husband, he's admitting that it's yet another sock account. The express purpose of a sock account being not to reveal who set it up in the first place. I don't even think an exceptional individual would believe this shit.