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Anyone who thinks this, needs to go back and listen very very carefully to this guy on that Julie Reveals call.
I've seen him discussed in other forums and I have never read anyone anywhere who had good things to say about him ... except here in this forum.
I've read a lot of people say he's awful for a lot of reasons, but none of those reasons can overcome the sound logic of "he was 13, it was a lifetime ago, why crucify him for it now?" Because really, if you're trying to imply that you weren't a cocky little snot who sometimes veered into awful shithead territory and did shit you aren't proud of then you're one up on me at least, and Blue too. Until I hear that he's still acting like that, I'm just gonna assume that he was a kid being a moron and say "huh yeah that sounds like me and about 50 other people I know, minimum" and leave it at that.
 
I've read a lot of people say he's awful for a lot of reasons, but none of those reasons can overcome the sound logic of "he was 13, it was a lifetime ago, why crucify him for it now?" Because really, if you're trying to imply that you weren't a cocky little snot who sometimes veered into awful shithead territory and did shit you aren't proud of then you're one up on me at least, and Blue too. Until I hear that he's still acting like that, I'm just gonna assume that he was a kid being a moron and say "huh yeah that sounds like me and about 50 other people I know, minimum" and leave it at that.
The only difference between BlueSpike and any other 13 year old prick is that he happened to hit upon someone who actually reacted "correctly." Most adults wouldn't be stupid enough to get into the mess Chris did. They wouldn't fall for such an obviously fake girlfriend (again), they wouldn't give out their login details, they wouldn't respond to that sort of blackmail. I'm not saying that what BlueSpike did was good or even excusable, but I think there are plenty of teenage trolls who would be equally psychotic in that situation. Hell, you don't have to look much further than this very forum to see other lolcows being trolled just as cruelly.
 
I've read a lot of people say he's awful for a lot of reasons, but none of those reasons can overcome the sound logic of "he was 13, it was a lifetime ago, why crucify him for it now?" Because really, if you're trying to imply that you weren't a cocky little snot who sometimes veered into awful shithead territory and did shit you aren't proud of then you're one up on me at least, and Blue too. Until I hear that he's still acting like that, I'm just gonna assume that he was a kid being a moron and say "huh yeah that sounds like me and about 50 other people I know, minimum" and leave it at that.
Where did the idea come from that he was only 13 years old? From Chris's video outing him? So, we accept that, but none of Chris's other outings, like Tito or Jeremy? If Chris was fabricating, why not say something like, "he's 15, lives in Ohio, and goes to a Catholic school", or 'he lives in California and has autism"?
 
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Didn't BlueSpike himself say he was 13?
The Cwcki-Article 'Julie reveals herself' said:
Julie: This whole time, Chris...you've been...
BlueSpike: ...having sex with a thirteen-year-old boy, you sick fuck!
Chris: What?
BlueSpike: Yeah. I'm a thirteen-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time.
 
This may have been asked before, but when Chris says that there's pain in the heart from stress or depression, is it meant to be figuratively or literally?
 
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Well, that's bound to be the truth, then, bc it came from Julie herself.
Lol the point is that he was underage period, although Marvin has confirmed that he was 13 at the time and since he knew the kid personally I choose to believe him. But even if Marvin and the rest of the Funky Bunch got lied to, that don't change the fact that he was underage and therefore still a kid, unless you're willing to imply (or outright state) that an average 15-year-old makes better choices than a 13-year-old.
 
This may have been asked before, but when Chris says that there's pain in the heart from stress or depression, is it meant to be figuratively or literally?
Chris lives in a world of cartoon logic and hyperbole, so he probably wants the listener to literally believe that the stress is causing him physical pain. In reality, it's probably just figurative and the physical pain is caused by backed-up Hungry Man dinners.
 
Chris lives in a world of cartoon logic and hyperbole, so he probably wants the listener to literally believe that the stress is causing him physical pain. In reality, it's probably just figurative and the physical pain is caused by backed-up Hungry Man dinners.

When you loose someone very close to you, the emotional backlash can cause the illusion of physical pain in your chest. This can last for a few weeks. A lot of crying can make the issue worse.

Were Chris a sane and normal person, I would doubt his claims to feel such pain with regularity. The only valid reasons he had for it was Patti's and Bob's deaths.

But... Chris is a special person and I'm not trained to guess what he can and can't feel. If I had to guess, I would say its 10% truth and 90% hyperbole with him.
 
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I think Chris needs passable MtF trannies or other "tomgirls" as friends. The personality and societal norms of a female for him to actually get along with but the genitalia to make him NOT think about having sex with her all the time.
Chris needs friends, full stop. Unfortunately, he scares them all away or expects them to be his servants and treats them like shit, so that's off the table.

And if the other person neither has the genitalia to make Chris think about sex all the time nor is willing to put up with his attitude of "DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!", there's no chance any mutual interest is ever going to grow.

Also even if all Planets alligned and old Cthulhu would sneeze out an entity that's willing to put up with Chris' shit (Hi Kengle), he'd still not listen to any advice, especially since he's so busy dishing out demands.
 
Chris needs friends, full stop. Unfortunately, he scares them all away or expects them to be his servants and treats them like shit, so that's off the table.

And if the other person neither has the genitalia to make Chris think about sex all the time nor is willing to put up with his attitude of "DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!", there's no chance any mutual interest is ever going to grow.

Also even if all Planets alligned and old Cthulhu would sneeze out an entity that's willing to put up with Chris' shit (Hi Kengle), he'd still not listen to any advice, especially since he's so busy dishing out demands.

As you say, Chris can't really handle "friends". What makes him happiest are acquaintances. He was happiest was when he had some gal-pals to eat lunch with, or fellow pokemon fans at the GamePlace to play cards with. He likes to have people to chat to on occassion and make him feel like his life has a social component.

Granted he has no understanding of this. He thinks of his past acquaintances as best friends, and now he always tries to push any friendly person as far as they can until they snap.

If he could learn to pull back and just make some friendly acquaintances, he would be a lot happier. There are all kinds of ways of finding them. LGBT or autism support groups, gaming groups, or even a job. All of those places would be full of people who would be willing to be nice to Chris in whatever context they know each other in as long as he didn't push them.

But it is hard to see that happenning. He seems set on preventing himself from having the sorts of relationships he can handle by desperately pushing for sorts of relationships he can't.
 
As you say, Chris can't really handle "friends". What makes him happiest are acquaintances. He was happiest was when he had some gal-pals to eat lunch with, or fellow pokemon fans at the GamePlace to play cards with. He likes to have people to chat to on occassion and make him feel like his life has a social component.

Granted he has no understanding of this. He thinks of his past acquaintances as best friends, and now he always tries to push any friendly person as far as they can until they snap.

If he could learn to pull back and just make some friendly acquaintances, he would be a lot happier. There are all kinds of ways of finding them. LGBT or autism support groups, gaming groups, or even a job. All of those places would be full of people who would be willing to be nice to Chris in whatever context they know each other in as long as he didn't push them.

But it is hard to see that happenning. He seems set on preventing himself from having the sorts of relationships he can handle by desperately pushing for sorts of relationships he can't.

This 100% this, he lacks the social maturity to deal with any one for more than short periods. I am sure if Chris got some form of hobby that he could engage with people in a friendly way for a few hours a week and be social for a period of time his mental state would be much better.
 
Why doesn't Chris get a waifu? He's the perfect candidate. Lonely, lives in a fantasy, gets emotionally invested in things that aren't real. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so grounded in reality so I could delude myself into a relationship with my favorite anime girl.
 
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This was probably brought up but I don't feel like going through 300+ pages, so if you wanna rate me "late" and copy paste the answer that's cool.

How was Chris able to get his down under pierced when a necklace bothers him?
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_fashion#Wrist_warmer

Sensory processing disorder. Chris wasn't actually in that much discomfort from the piercing.

I was a bit annoyed when people said Chris had a massive infection and didn't seem to notice. I took it to mean they were just mocking him - deriding Chris as a pathetic weakling until it was funnier to say he was too dumb to understand pain. But they were totally serious. SPD is common for TRUE and HONEST autistics, so, as crazy as it sounds, Chris can get freaked out by the touch of a chain on the back of his neck, and not mind an infected piercing that would leave most of us in agony.
 
Why doesn't Chris get a waifu? He's the perfect candidate. Lonely, lives in a fantasy, gets emotionally invested in things that aren't real. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so grounded in reality so I could delude myself into a relationship with my favorite anime girl.
He has an entire harem of waifus, most are based upon his idea of people he actually knows (Mega, Wallflower, maybe Renee) but also made up people (Meg Griffin, Lovely Weather).
 
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