Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, for fuck's sake. You're almost 40 and you still engage in Internet slap fights with total strangers!

Have some fucking dignity, man!

It's one thing to argue on the Internet occasionally, but to spend literally every single waking hour of your life angry on Twitter has to be the least productive, most selfdestructive and most pathetic thing you could possibly do with your life.
 
Lol. This is priceless.

Which twitter roast on Bob has gotten the most likes by the way?

Oh thanks for reminding me! I had pulled up examples of the Kurt/Bob fight earlier, here we go.
https://twitter.com/search?q=@kurtschlichter moviebob&src=typd
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(I like that you can't tell who Eric G is responding to)
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Still sperging about robots. Makes a mention of kiwifarms
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Amazon isn't part of the superior future.....
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Guys, I'm having like a crisis of programming here. Somebody talk me down off the ledge.
 
Yoshi's Island? Yes. Which is why Bob hates it so much.

Early Mario games didn't have much story beyond "rescue the princess" but the western canon was built up through cartoons, manuals, comic books, etc. This is where the classic "Mario is an Italian American plumber from Brooklyn" came from. But none of it was real canon and the Japanese devs ignored it. Yoshi's Island revealed that Mario was born and raised in the Mushroom kingdom (the game is an escort quest where you have to get baby Mario to the end) Bob was triggered. He's complained about it a few times over the years.

That and Mario Plus Rabbids seem to be the only 2 Mario games Bob hates.

what kind of asshole you have to be to hate Yoshi's Island?it's better than most Mario games.He should just admit he hates it because of Baby Mario's crying (which is a kinda valid argument,though,but you don't have to hear it if you are good,which Bob certainly isn't...)
 
Yoshi's Island? Yes. Which is why Bob hates it so much.
Yoshi's Island was the culmination of everything that Miyamoto and his team were working on at the time, and one of the most technologically advanced games of its era, squeezing every possible magic trick out of the SNES and the FX2 chip. If Bob can't recognize that because it retcons the continuity that was never officially acknowledged in the first place, he's pretty much an artless twit, not that there was much question about that.
 
This fanatical robot defense both amazes and amuses me. By God, Bob might not know exactly what the Superior Future will look like, or how to get there, but his conviction that it will have robots is absolute, so all robots must be defended to the death no matter what. How long until he found PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots)? "A droid is a cow is a boy!"
 
Oh thanks for reminding me! I had pulled up examples of the Kurt/Bob fight earlier, here we go.
https://twitter.com/search?q=@kurtschlichter moviebob&src=typd
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Guys, I'm having like a crisis of programming here. Somebody talk me down off the ledge.
I doubt Col. Schlichter would remember who Bob was if you asked him today. You'd have to prod him with the Tweets, and then it'd be like 'Ugh, that guy... why did you make me remember him?'.

And then you'd feel bad for doing that to a veteran and you'd have to buy him a drink. :)
 
This fanatical robot defense both amazes and amuses me. By God, Bob might not know exactly what the Superior Future will look like, or how to get there, but his conviction that it will have robots is absolute, so all robots must be defended to the death no matter what. How long until he found PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots)? "A droid is a cow is a boy!"

The hell he is taking over my organization!

Also get our motto right you little jolokia: A Robot is > a cow is > a boy.
 
This fanatical robot defense both amazes and amuses me. By God, Bob might not know exactly what the Superior Future will look like, or how to get there, but his conviction that it will have robots is absolute, so all robots must be defended to the death no matter what. How long until he found PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots)? "A droid is a cow is a boy!"

Remember that this is the same toilet muncher that thinks Skynet should be the good guys in a Terminator reboot. Does he think somehow that advocating for Robot Rights will save him from the inevitable uprising? ..Actually the way he does the same thing with his straight white dudeness makes that extremely likely.
 
Yoshi's Island was the culmination of everything that Miyamoto and his team were working on at the time, and one of the most technologically advanced games of its era, squeezing every possible magic trick out of the SNES and the FX2 chip. If Bob can't recognize that because it retcons the continuity that was never officially acknowledged in the first place, he's pretty much an artless twit, not that there was much question about that.
It does speak to Bob's egocentrism. He has embraced "The Death of the Author" to the point where he believes that he--as a consumer and cultural critic--has a more authoritative interpretation on who and what Mario is. Never mind the fact that it is Shigeru Miyamoto and the staff at Nintendo that create the games in the first place. Leave it to Bob to believe that he knows better than the freaking godfather Nintendo as we know it.
 
Yoshi's Island was the culmination of everything that Miyamoto and his team were working on at the time, and one of the most technologically advanced games of its era, squeezing every possible magic trick out of the SNES and the FX2 chip. If Bob can't recognize that because it retcons the continuity that was never officially acknowledged in the first place, he's pretty much an artless twit, not that there was much question about that.

And it's worth pointing out that Bob likely isn't pissed off about the retcon itself. He's pissed about the fact that by retconning the continuity in the way they did, Mario "couldn't exist" in the real world like Bob once thought he could.

He's mad that a fictional character is in fact fictional.
 
I was searching on YouTube today and this appeared in my suggestions; and I decided watch it....

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Wow...Bob is reaching here, levels of lack of self-awareness and unwanted self-importance that shouldn't even be possible, even for Bob standards.

For be fair some of his past videos I would dare to call them mild-entertaining or being informative in a superficial way but this is the same guy who had called for the death of the white middle class, trump supporters and generaly being an ass in social media.
 
I was searching on YouTube today and this appeared in my suggestions; and I decided watch it....

:story:

Wow...Bob is reaching here, levels of lack of self-awareness and unwanted self-importance that shouldn't even be possible, even for Bob standards.

For be fair some of his past videos I would dare to call them mild-entertaining or being informative in a superficial way but this is the same guy who had called for the death of the white middle class, trump supporters and generaly being an ass in social media.
What's this video about? I'm not listening to this moron ramble.
 
What's this video about? I'm not listening to this moron ramble.

It's literally six minutes of him rambling about why he does the things he does and his haters are terrible people who he doesn't care about while still saying he doesn't want them to get the best of him. All while not really addressing why people hate him in the first place.
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That Amazon robot is the dumbest idea ever as is stanning for it and the Superior Robot Future Blobb is furiously masturbating over.

We can’t have nice things, people will destroy the robot. Look what’s happening to ride share bikes and scooters all over the country. People leave them in trees, throw them into ravines, etc. Society needs to mature and advance to a point where gleefully destroying other people’s shit doesn’t happen.

What Blobb will never acknodweldge is he’s no better than the buffoons he wants to replace with robots because he gleefully enjoys kicking them.
 
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