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samovski said:
Sometimes he goes on a tangent, usually involving gay jokes or male body parts or bodily functions (can anyone explain his obsession with this btw?)
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He's a tremendous faggot. And I don't mean in the generally pejorative way (though in that way my statement also holds true); I mean he's been living in a closet for so long he may as well be paying a third mortgage on it. It's just another way he deflects being viewed as anything other than positively dripping hetetosexual masculinity.

DSP has so many social issues that he belongs in Persona 4.
 
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Tism the Return said:
Stream chat really is a mirror of the streamer. Some rando mentions Soma and everyone goes "TEE HEE HE SAID THE WORD! HEHE HAHA". I'd say something like "what are they, twelve?" but you never know with DSP.
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A good example of this is how toxic his chat got when LutherKujo was playing apex with Dave, they were fucking terrible.
 
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JMR said:
'My first time ever playing this game. Tell me where to go and what to do.'

'I have to do a 12-hour marathon. Tell me what games to play.'

'I'm playing Minecraft but I have no idea what to do next. Tell me what to do, chat/Mr.Papaveraceae.'

'You're guys aren't talking to me. Ask me questions so I can have things to say.'

He wants to be hand-held through everything.
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This is what I miss about his pre-Twitch days. When he uploaded solely to Youtube you would get the sense that he really had no fucking idea what he was doing in most games. He would fumble about with the controls, mechanics, level, etc. for 10+ minutes before the video skipped and he would go "OKAY I LUUKED IT UP YOU'VE GATTA PRESS L2 TO USE POTIONS WHAT A STOOPID GAME HAOW WAS I SAPPOSED TO KNOW THAAT?" whereas now he gets stuck and instantly asks chat about it - "GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP: TIP ME MORE THAN FIVE DALLARS AND I'LL GRACIOUSLY TAKE YOUR ADVICE, OKAAAAAAAAY?".

Both make him look hilariously incompetent, but in different ways.
 
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VibRibbon said:
This is what I miss about his pre-Twitch days. When he uploaded solely to Youtube you would get the sense that he really had no fucking idea what he was doing in most games. He would fumble about with the controls, mechanics, level, etc. for 10+ minutes before the video skipped and he would go "OKAY I LUUKED IT UP YOU'VE GATTA PRESS L2 TO USE POTIONS WHAT A STOOPID GAME HAOW WAS I SAPPOSED TO KNOW THAAT?" whereas now he gets stuck and instantly asks chat about it - "GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP: TIP ME MORE THAN FIVE DALLARS AND I'LL GRACIOUSLY TAKE YOUR ADVICE, OKAAAAAAAAY?".

Both make him look hilariously incompetent, but in different ways.
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He doesn't even get stuck sometimes, in his Demon's Souls playthrough he was asking chat for help before he even entered the 1st boss room. Chat killed any sense of fun he had and he not only allowed it but actively encouraged it. How many times has he said "I haven't looked anything up or read anything online" only to be 5-10 minutes in and start asking for help. We all know he hates gaming but fuck sake man, at least pretend you like it.
 
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samovski said:
He doesn't even get stuck sometimes, in his Demon's Souls playthrough he was asking chat for help before he even entered the 1st boss room. Chat killed any sense of fun he had and he not only allowed it but actively encouraged it. How many times has he said "I haven't looked anything up or read anything online" only to be 5-10 minutes in and start asking for help. We all know he hates gaming but fuck sake man, at least pretend you like it.
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He didn't choose the thug gamer life, the thug 10 year pro fighting game streamer YOUCHOOB legacy life chose him.
 
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This is some of the most concentrated autism I have seen on this site. And that's saying something.
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There's been a few Change.org petitions in the DSPhere, both for and against Phil

Buck Bumble said:
RE: Trigg

He's an interesting fellow, if a bit of an idiot.

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This lists his name and country.

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This is from a change.org petition to ban KGhaleon.
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Haunter said:
https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!msg/adsense/5T5lNNKTDD8/T3S3N6EqZeMJ

A diverting oddity. Publisher1 gives level-headed, encouraging advice, and is shot down again and again by the Phil analogue jiannisster.

jiannisster declares he will start a petition to revive Phil's AdSense account. It doesn't work. So he makes another one: https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/dsp12345/

Eventually, a couple fanboys show up to derail the thread, leading to someone asking for it to be closed.

jiannisster does sound like Phil, though that's not much to go on. There is a Jiannis Kousidis matching the name of the petition creator who lives in Norwalk Connecticut, a city in the same county as Bridgeport, Phil's old stomping grounds. So maybe the two crossed paths and that's where Phil got the handle. It's not much to go on, but that's the limit of my data-collecting talents.
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SoapQueen1 said:
Excellent tism: https://www.change.org/p/brian-ruben-the-removal-of-darksydephil-from-twitch-tv
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Phil Factor said:
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He'd make more today putting on a green hat slugging some brews with chat today but instead we're gonna get an Apex struggle stream. I imagine viewership will be lower due to people doing things today, and we may even hear Phil criticize the act of drinking beers. Because as you remember, he had a RAGING hang over after 3 beers on an empty stomach.
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Not an empty stomach. He 'had a snack'* before he started drinking those 3 beers over the course of 6hrs.

* D$P has referred to a sandwich as being a 'snack'.

JMR said:
1)'My first time ever playing this game. Tell me where to go and what to do.'

2)'I have to do a 12-hour marathon. Tell me what games to play.'

3)'I'm playing Minecraft but I have no idea what to do next. Tell me what to do, chat/Mr.Papaveraceae.'

4)'You're guys aren't talking to me. Ask me questions so I can have things to say.'

He wants to be hand-held through everything.
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1) "Really?" 'I think insert something pulled out of thin air while knowing nothing about the game that he then does and fails

2) Nope, nope. nope....gonna play these games I had on the roster from the beginning.

3) Thanks Mr.Papaveraceae for this guide that I haven't read nor even looked at. Now, chat, cheer and tell me what to do so I can ignore 99% of your advice as well!
Dude, sthap! He doesn't want your tutorials. He doesn't want to learn. He want to be cheered/tipped by the hand and play the simpleton so others cheer/tip his 'mistakes' true each and every time he makes them MONTHS into playing the game. I'm sorry, but after a certain amount of time one cannot cry 'completely clueless' ...unless there us a medical reason all the while adamantly refusing to try things on their own.

1) IF you wish to LEARN how to use Redstone, the BEST way is to LEARN the basics. D$P professes to want to Learn how to use Redstone, but by folks telling him how to build something practical. You can NOT learn to do a thing without learning HOW the thing works! Sorry, but he has no interest in learning. I KNOW this when he said he had "no idea what Mending did"when he lauded over how wonderful Mending was on his fishing rod several episodes ago >.<

KangarooPissSpray said:
The Xmas dumpster fire stream is a good idea of what it’d be like.
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If you thought he was actually even tippsy during either 'WahKhando DrunkSydePhil Events' I have some property to sell you down here in the bayou.
1] Last part of the game he says he was "too wasted" to keep Playing.
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2) After the break! Yup soooo wasted!
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3) End of 'marathon' some over twohours ish? Hard to tell with all the 4min -11 min vids ( editting was done. Begs the question as to why?)
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Yeah super duper wasted man!

Drunk stream reboot:
1) D$P is bored b/c he isn't 'winning'. Quits game
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2)Comes back dresses in his halloween Bob Ross costume to play Street Fighter ? (1hr 15min upload)

3) plays H1Z1 for YT 1hr 24min upload time

4) Has his meltdown not sounding the lest bit tipsy. Guess that last break acted as a super duper uber alcohol scrub on his liver.
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Want to see Real DrunkSydePhil? Well you have to go find an ooooooold vid on an archived site because he's unlisted his old channel as I can still watch dead channels older than his with a simple YT search*
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0 Ni Hoa ( A Gold famers Story ) from a an 11 year old channel
What about a prank of two kids fighting in wheelchairs in 2010? Yup, still able to find it! *
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Wheelchair FIGHT (prank)

We wanted to see what would happen if two kids got in a wheelchair fight. It cracked me up for reasons I can't quite explain, and is part of a 3-prank series...
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Harder still is the I WUV U vid from Nalts as typing in 'I WUV U' even with potbelllied pig and Natls as Keywords yields 20 pagesof vids before this vid appears, but it can be found ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if07n2IhBQ4 )
D$P Caused ALL his YT algorithm probolems by 1) disabling Related channels ( It TELLS you your vids will not show up in 'suggested vids' if you disable this function and 2) Deleting a metric ton of vids instead of just setting them to unlisted or Private. At the risk of PWRLVLing, I have had my MCN tell me to set a vid to unlisted or private until they worked out a copyright strike based off music I had the Express Written Permission to use....but they got signed by a company years later. Long story short, ALL those vids are back to Live with no loss of views to my tiny under 1k sub channel....anyone wishing to help me summit my 1k Everest is more than welcomed to pm me for details...I only need 24 subs to get there...just saying...>.>
 
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I know it's the foundation of the modern fighting game community and by extension the mid-tier primate known as DSP but I don't think there's a worse game to watch than Street Fighter 2. A monkey pressing buttons for an infinite period of time might produce an interesting match in SF2, so I guess that's what DSP is attempting.
 
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