2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[WeeblesWobble]

I love it. This is going to be amazing. Phil now has a marriage to bitch about and maybe kids on the way. Maybe thats the reason they got hitched. He seems like the old school kind of guy who would think that he has to marry a chick if he gets her pregnant. This show just gets better and better.

 

[actually]

If people actually start reporting him to Twitch for donation scamming and begging, can he actually get fucked? I'm not versed with any of that, and have just seen that some people are bringing it up.

You'd have to prove the fraud--specifically, that his taxes are in perfect order and he doesn't actually owe anything. Even then, I would be absolutely stunned if Twitch lifted a finger.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

I love it. This is going to be amazing. Phil now has a marriage to bitch about and maybe kids on the way. Maybe thats the reason they got hitched. He seems like the old school kind of guy who would think that he has to marry a chick if he gets her pregnant. This show just gets better and better.

Oh I can't wait either those taxes are gonna fuck him harder now that he's married. Eventually either he will break, she will break or the fans will break and I am so itching to find out which will crack first.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You'd have to prove the fraud--specifically, that his taxes are in perfect order and he doesn't actually owe anything. Even then, I would be absolutely stunned if Twitch lifted a finger.

Weird how Twitch works. It feels like every week I see a story of someone getting banned for the most vague reason but they show a very high tolerance for thots, and oddly DSP.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Obviously his fans won't care, but they would have donated just the same if he told the truth so why lie? I know he'll say some bullshit like detractors would swat the wedding or whatever, but he told everyone he was going to his parents with no concern about trolls or people fucking with them. If he just said "Kat and I are going to get married" with no information about where or when what could anybody really do? He is just compelled to lie and scam even when he doesn't have to.

The only thing I want from this is during the divorce arc Phil gives an impassionate speech about how they should be getting an annulment because the wedding was never consummated.

 

[downwardspiral]

I love it. This is going to be amazing. Phil now has a marriage to bitch about and maybe kids on the way. Maybe thats the reason they got hitched. He seems like the old school kind of guy who would think that he has to marry a chick if he gets her pregnant. This show just gets better and better.

imagine being dsp's kid. I would fucking kill myself

 

[Draza]

Weird how Twitch works. It feels like every week I see a story of someone getting banned for the most vague reason but they show a very high tolerance for thots, and oddly DSP.

They give the same tolerance for Wings,even he's more toxic and troublesome than DSP.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I don't have time to read this exploded thread, so excuse me if this was already said. It probably was.

There is no real emotion in any direction coming from me. I don't feel to congratulate. Neither happy nor angry. More like... glad. I'm really glad it's now obvious, like the existence of Black Holes, that Phil was scamming EVERYONE and badly lied to everyone's face.

He told us for months they have to travel to his parents bc they were dying (and then they were suddenly healthy but they have to visit them before something happens). He used their health as a tool to beg for money.
Speaking of money, having no money, standing at the edge of losing his girlfriend who was also used to beg for money: A lie! There was never this risk. He needed that money for the marriage.

So just again, he blatantly lied to everyone and used his tax story to feed the horse with YOUR pity bucks. You know what this proves to me, the final nail in the coffin of every little story he tells? Never trust this guy, don't trust his tax story, the time of falling for his money problems has to be over. He played you (fans) like a fiddle and he laughs at you for being stupid.

It's not about keeping the marriage a secret. That's fine. It's about every other lie surrounded by it and the moral bankruptcy followed by it.
If you can marry such a person you have to be a bad person yourself. So f u Khet. Marrying the scum of the internet, barely knowing him, be okay with his methods. You disgust me.

No idea if my grammar is fine right, I wrote that with godspeed, have no time right now.

 

[Windows 98]

anyone else think khet was probably relieved it was a small wedding? her skin would start to peel and she'd probably burst into flames if she had to step foot in an actual church. this was for the best.

 

[thebonesauce]

You know what, good for him. I hope it works out, makes him genuinely happy, and finally get's him to grow up.
Also if (*when) he fucks it all up, it'll generate a lot of kwality kontent.

Late reply, but... Kat is an enabler. She not only knows about his schemes and lies, but she even gives him suggestions of how to squeeze even MORE blood from the stone. He didn’t marry someone that he is in love with; he married someone that he shares a house and maybe even a bed together. They’re roommates, not soulmates.

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

Lol. So she married into debt and will get half of nothing once she grows tired of beinh woken up in the middle of the night to make sandwiches. Maybe the big head is a sign of swelling of the brain... brain damage would explain a lot.

Edit because dumb.

 

[Raven'sChild]

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He can't just thank folks for their well wishes. Nope, he has to add something extra. Guess now that they are married he doesn't feel the need to 'protect' Khet seeing as he's actively lumping her in with him in this little gem.

 

[chicken wings]

I was just thinking, Phil might pull an Amy Slaton like levels of half truths and white lies since he mentioned the most recent #savethehouse money was also for "bills".

Remember the time Amy was begging for donations because Tammy was supposedly dying and they needed money for the funeral. When Tammy ended up... not dead, Amy turned and said the money went to her mom for "bills".

When questions start probing about his supposed taxes and bills, he might just start berating chat, saying that the money did in fact go to "bills". Marriage preparation is well, bills in queue.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

So the thing about Phil lying about his parents dying and all the tax money he owes is that all he did was fool his own fans into paying for his wedding. Amazing that he's going on Twitter bragging about how stupid and negative people are being for being outraged he lied. It speaks volumes for the type of abusive relationship he has with his fans. For all of Phil's talk about PAHSITIVITY, why wouldn't he just be honest from the start and tell everyone he was having fundraisers for a wedding? All he did was bring up negative shit for months ("I'M GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE, I HAVE TO SEE MY DYING PARENTS ONE LAST TIME!") to guilt trip them. I guarantee you he would have gotten more money if he said all that money was for a wedding. I know Phil thrives on drama, but there comes a point when people tune it out and move on.
However, judging by the reactions of his paypigs, they are still so fucking dumb that they'll believe Phil the next time he begs for tax money when it turns out it's for something else entirely and blindly (pun intended) give him their money. They deserve to be robbed by Phil.

 

[MoonRocker]

So... is this picture just another slice of narrative in the “DSP has a girlfriend, now a wife, and you don’t” act? This picture seems like a huge middle finger to the detractors to show us that he’s getting some horse pussy and we’re not.

I mean... are we Phil’s only remaining “friends?” Besides the few dozen autists who are his main paypigs... who does he have left in his life that would care about him getting married? Holy shit, this is depressing.

Imagine taking a picture of you and your newly wed wife simply to show all the haters online how “good” life is. Imagine spite being your raison d’etre as your main motivator to get through life.

This is new levels of pathetic for me. Holy shit, didn’t think DSP could do it but he keeps lowering that bar ever so much.

 

[actually]

Late reply, but... Kat is an enabler. She not only knows about his schemes and lies, but she even gives him suggestions of how to squeeze even MORE blood from the stone. He didn’t marry someone that he is in love with; he married someone that he shares a house and maybe even a bed together. They’re roommates, not soulmates.

Remember, he claims she gives him suggestions. Given his bald-faced lying, it's far more likely she's said absolutely nothing of the sort.

 

[Near]

DSP dunking on the detractors with his shotgun wedding photos. lol

 

[Cataloons]

Her makeup is... unfortunate.

 

[boxybum]

Now that I think about it didn't he only know kat for like a year and a half and now all of a sudden they get married? Why did he have to rush to get married so badly?

 

[Draza]

So... is this picture just another slice of narrative in the “DSP has a girlfriend, now a wife, and you don’t” act? This picture seems like a huge middle finger to the detractors to show us that he’s getting some horse pussy and we’re not.

I mean... are we Phil’s only remaining “friends?” Besides the few dozen autists who are his main paypigs... who does he have left in his life that would care about him getting married? Holy shit, this is depressing.

Imagine taking a picture of you and your newly wed wife simply to show all the haters online how “good” life is. Imagine spite being your raison d’etre as your main motivator to get through life.

This is new levels of pathetic for me. Holy shit, didn’t think DSP could do it but he keeps lowering that bar ever so much.

Kat is pretty much at this point his beard to flaunt at everyone. It's just so pathetic and childish to see a "grown" man do this to get back at all the "haters" who pretty much live rent free in his head. He married not because he loved her, he did it to flaunt his oversized pathetic ego.