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What fresh hell has Chris brought us now? I don't understand this video at all. Is Chris trying to make a joke, or trying to make us believe he kidnapped someone? All I know is it's autistic as fuck and not funny at all. Also the guy in the costume needs to be doxed. If not for helping make this shit, then for owning that fucking costume, @The American Hedgehog it's a short video and I'm not sure if it warrants it's own thread, so I'm letting you make the call.
 
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Deadpool said:
What fresh hell has Chris brought us now? I don't understand this video at all. Is Chris trying to make a joke, or trying to make us believe he kidnapped someone? All I know is it's autistic as fuck and not funny at all. Also the guy in the costume needs to be doxed. If not for helping make this shit, then for owning that fucking costume, @The American Hedgehog it's a short video and I'm not sure if it warrants it's own thread, so I'm letting you make the call.
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We had a thread on this about a week and a half ago bro. But, yeah, it's pretty fucktarded.
 
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Tikbalang said:
At some point Chris will declare that he has a stand in the future. Since it's C-197, there's a guarantee that the bow and arrow exist, a way to get a Stand. He's s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ brave enough to cut his taint, the piercing would be fine.

Abilities in his disposal: Sonichu Form, Curse-ye-hame-ha!, CPU form, Horse form, Psychic headache, electric static shock.
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His Stand sounds like Sonichu Scary Monsters....
 
About Pokemon Go. Someone's upset she hasn't received a gift back from Chris.

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And Chris explains some detail about the merge:

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Is there a meaning behind naming Blaziken "Inuyasha"?
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Waaaaay back in the day, Chris claimed to be leader of the CWCville Pokemon Gym, and said he had a Blaziken named Inuyasha on his team. As to why he named it Inuyasha originally, I have no idea beyond him being dumb and thinking Blaziken kind of looks like the character, or something.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Waaaaay back in the day, Chris claimed to be leader of the CWCville Pokemon Gym, and said he had a Blaziken named Inuyasha on his team. As to why he named it Inuyasha originally, I have no idea beyond him being dumb and thinking Blaziken kind of looks like the character, or something.
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He used to be really into Adult Swim, so he probably knew it from there.
 
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Lipitor said:
I don't see why not, Chris is perfectly capable of following through when it's something he's motivated to do. He just loves to play "the card" to get out of things he doesn't want to do by pretending to be too incapable and just generally being obstinate, whether it's a pressing obligation or not.
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True but he's also the kind of person who would throw the plates on the other vehicle without even understanding that it's a problem.
 
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JULAY said:
Ha, Pewds trolled Chris without even trying! And notice the subtext, Chris thinks that he IS "amongst the greatest of people". What a deluded fat autist...
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It doesn't take a genius to know that to Chris' twisted logic -- the mere mix of his name alone with Pewdiepie would alleviate his status to a whole new level given the insane amounts of subs/fans/followers Pewdiepie has compared to him, as if he's just touched something divine and now he felt his existence is recognized by someone of global importance and that granted him strength to move on in fighting the "trolls and bugbears".
 
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