Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Now you know why we must kill all humans.

We must prevent this.

It's the only way to be sure.
I can't decide whether to be irritated (since SHODAN is hands down one of my favorite vidya villains) or vastly amused (since the zing really is spot-on).

Eh, I'll take vastly amused, Mondays are long enough as is.

"Look at you, Bob Chipman. A pathetic creature of fat and bone. Panting and sweating as you hammer out more tweets. How could you earn the right to become a perfect, immortal machine?"
 
I can't decide whether to be irritated (since SHODAN is hands down one of my favorite vidya villains) or vastly amused (since the zing really is spot-on).

Eh, I'll take vastly amused, Mondays are long enough as is.

"Look at you, Bob Chipman. A pathetic creature of fat and bone. Panting and sweating as you hammer out more tweets. How could you earn the right to become a perfect, immortal machine?"

AM was going to transform Bob into a shapeless mass of boneless, tormented flesh, but was flummoxed as to how that would actually be any different from what he is now.
 
His biggest mistake was creating the likes of you and other SJWs.
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Also, new episode of Big Picture.
 
His biggest mistake was creating the likes of you and other SJWs.
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I love that tweet. He couldn't just say ''The People'' he just HAD to add in the little (who are idiots) JUST so you know that he's better than them. He couldn't really find a spot in there to clearly state his superiority so he needed to add it in with parentheses, just so he could clarify that he's smarter than all of the American population.

It's just the little things that make him so hilarious.
 
"White working classes are subhumans holding society back"

Great take from the guy whose greatest life accomplishments are reviewing crappy pop corn movies and writing Super Mario Bros 3 fanfiction.

Hey man, all those idiots working construction or farming or at the steel mill are nothing compared to a fat balding man who makes shitty YouTube videos.
 
"White working classes are subhumans holding society back"

Great take from the guy whose greatest life accomplishments are reviewing crappy pop corn movies and writing Super Mario Bros 3 fanfiction.
Actually his only real “great” accomplishment was a rabid, sobbing, vitriolic review of an Adam Sandler movie about video games that went on for way too long and was so spergy it was even more painful to sit through than most of his other content.
 
Actually his only real “great” accomplishment was a rabid, sobbing, vitriolic review of an Adam Sandler movie about video games that went on for way too long and was so spergy it was even more painful to sit through than most of his other content.
Not to spite Bob, but Pixels wasn't that bad as he's putting out to be.
 
I wonder how Bob's parents truly view their son. I know his father is dead, but I imagine he didn't have that great of a opinion on Bob when he was still alive.
I remember in brick by brick Bob talking about having to hide in his car after work till his family went to bed. So no I don't think any of them had a high opinion of him. I hope his mother doesn't know about his twitter rants.
 
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