Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Turns out it was a reply to this.
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https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1116537299192270848?s=21

Now you know why we must kill all humans.

We must prevent this.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Now you know why we must kill all humans.

We must prevent this.

It's the only way to be sure.

I can't decide whether to be irritated (since SHODAN is hands down one of my favorite vidya villains) or vastly amused (since the zing really is spot-on).

Eh, I'll take vastly amused, Mondays are long enough as is.

"Look at you, Bob Chipman. A pathetic creature of fat and bone. Panting and sweating as you hammer out more tweets. How could you earn the right to become a perfect, immortal machine?"

 

[Mola Ram]

I can't decide whether to be irritated (since SHODAN is hands down one of my favorite vidya villains) or vastly amused (since the zing really is spot-on).

Eh, I'll take vastly amused, Mondays are long enough as is.

"Look at you, Bob Chipman. A pathetic creature of fat and bone. Panting and sweating as you hammer out more tweets. How could you earn the right to become a perfect, immortal machine?"

AM was going to transform Bob into a shapeless mass of boneless, tormented flesh, but was flummoxed as to how that would actually be any different from what he is now.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

His biggest mistake was creating the likes of you and other SJWs.

Also, new episode of Big Picture.

Rise of Sigh-Walker - Escapist Magazine

Sure, why not? Let's talk about that new 'Star Wars' trailer

www.escapistmagazine.com

 

[RichardMongler]

Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)
Votes: 6

Which one of you elaborated on this? Will I need a vomit bag?

 

[thismanlies]

His biggest mistake was creating the likes of you and other SJWs.
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Also, new episode of Big Picture.

Rise of Sigh-Walker - Escapist Magazine

Sure, why not? Let's talk about that new 'Star Wars' trailer

www.escapistmagazine.com

He has too much faith in The People (who are idiots)

Bob would have to be Luke Wilson in Idiocracy before anyone would call him an intellectual.

 

[Poodies Bug]

Spoiler: Bob knew better than Obama

His biggest mistake was creating the likes of you and other SJWs.
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I love that tweet. He couldn't just say ''The People'' he just HAD to add in the little (who are idiots) JUST so you know that he's better than them. He couldn't really find a spot in there to clearly state his superiority so he needed to add it in with parentheses, just so he could clarify that he's smarter than all of the American population.

It's just the little things that make him so hilarious.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

So was Obama going full neocon in his foreign policy was his way of trying to WIN over the idiots?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bobs biggest mistake seems to be that he isnt aware that his ideaological opponents can vote for whoever they want.

 

[LN 910]

Bob’s biggest mistake? Why narrow it down. His entire birth is a mistake I’d wager.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

"White working classes are subhumans holding society back"

Great take from the guy whose greatest life accomplishments are reviewing crappy pop corn movies and writing Super Mario Bros 3 fanfiction.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"White working classes are subhumans holding society back"

Great take from the guy whose greatest life accomplishments are reviewing crappy pop corn movies and writing Super Mario Bros 3 fanfiction.

Hey man, all those idiots working construction or farming or at the steel mill are nothing compared to a fat balding man who makes shitty YouTube videos.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob’s biggest mistake? Why narrow it down. His entire birth is a mistake I’d wager.

No. That's on Pa Chipman for not using a condom.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s biggest mistake? Why narrow it down. His entire birth is a mistake I’d wager.

His biggest mistake in my opinion is refusing to shut up during GamerGate and that cost him his job.

 

[Count groudon]

"White working classes are subhumans holding society back"

Great take from the guy whose greatest life accomplishments are reviewing crappy pop corn movies and writing Super Mario Bros 3 fanfiction.

Actually his only real “great” accomplishment was a rabid, sobbing, vitriolic review of an Adam Sandler movie about video games that went on for way too long and was so spergy it was even more painful to sit through than most of his other content.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Actually his only real “great” accomplishment was a rabid, sobbing, vitriolic review of an Adam Sandler movie about video games that went on for way too long and was so spergy it was even more painful to sit through than most of his other content.

Not to spite Bob, but Pixels wasn't that bad as he's putting out to be.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

"Obama put too much faith in the people"

In what way, Bob? By not trying to prevent the 2016 election from happening? Ha. We either live in a country with a democratic process or we don't.

God, the temper tantrum continues.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

No. That's on Pa Chipman for not using a condom.

I wonder how Bob's parents truly view their son. I know his father is dead, but I imagine he didn't have that great of a opinion on Bob when he was still alive.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I wonder how Bob's parents truly view their son. I know his father is dead, but I imagine he didn't have that great of a opinion on Bob when he was still alive.

I remember in brick by brick Bob talking about having to hide in his car after work till his family went to bed. So no I don't think any of them had a high opinion of him. I hope his mother doesn't know about his twitter rants.

 

[UE 558]

When he loses his first foot, will he try to do a GoFundMe to get a prosthetic that’s shaped like Mario’s boot?