Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Dysnomia]

So far, yes, you're pretty much right.
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She also made an uber long post about running- with decent mention of her lung issues of course, that I'm too lazy to cap lol

Layers of fleece in blazing hot weather? #JustAnnaThings

Anna is spending her family vacation seeking sympathy for having dieted herself into permanent heart issues... while I wouldn't be surprised her ED caused cardiac damage, she may simply be banned from exercise purging because her doctors are onto her.
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I wonder when the exercise purge ban was instituted? Hope aloe juice is banned from the Ginger household as well. Something is increasing her poo bag output. And now that she can't run something has to pick up the slack even more. The massive amount of calories in a Vitamin Water Zero and a bowl of mold powder goop have to be gotten rid of somehow.

Lmao is she seriously claiming to have osteoporosis and osteoarthritis? She just has every god damn disease under the sun.

I'd buy that she has discomfort from leeched bones. But I am thinking she was more likely warned about the future and took "risk of bone loss and osteoarthritis" as an actual diagnosis. I think that Anna may believe it isn't a lie if the doctor mentions something like a risk or mutation and she runs with it. Because she could totally have CF, osteoarthritis and osteoporosis you guys! Her bones are gonna be like eggshells eventually regardless of how much she is lying now, Then she can get a wheelchair to accentuate her poo bag.

Having chronic pain of any sort is a munchie standard. I can't remember, does she also claim fibromyalgia?

 

[Pho Real]

Layers of fleece in blazing hot weather? #JustAnnaThings



I wonder when the exercise purge ban was instituted? Hope aloe juice is banned from the Ginger household as well. Something is increasing her poo bag output. And now that she can't run something has to pick up the slack even more. The massive amount of calories in a Vitamin Water Zero and a bowl of mold powder goop have to be gotten rid of somehow.



I'd buy that she has discomfort from leeched bones. But I am thinking she was more likely warned about the future and took "risk of bone loss and osteoarthritis" as an actual diagnosis. I think that Anna may believe it isn't a lie if the doctor mentions something like a risk or mutation and she runs with it. Because she could totally have CF, osteoarthritis and osteoporosis you guys! Her bones are gonna be like eggshells eventually regardless of how much she is lying now, Then she can get a wheelchair to accentuate her poo bag.

Having chronic pain of any sort is a munchie standard. I can't remember, does she also claim fibromyalgia?

Courtesy of @swiggety_swoogitty, as of last summer Anna had claimed:

Edit: Curiously, no fibromyalgia, but multiple chronic pain conditions. Wouldn’t be surprised if she decided to add it, given the laundry list she’s got going. When you’re already lying about the majority of your life, what’s one more falsehood?

Since she's decided to add Crohn's to her laundry list of illnesses, I thought now would be a good time to review everything that she's claimed to have:

• POTS
• Dysautonomia
• Fat allergy
• Sugar allergy
• gluten allergy

• Thyroid disease

• A "tailbone injury"/Osteochondrosis (misaligned pelvis) that would require pelvic reconstructive surgery

• Spinal cord injury

• Organ displacement

• Asthma

• Migraines

• 6 months until total blindness

• Achilles tendinits

• Sciatica

• Croup

• Whooping cough

• cracked rib

• Pneumonia

• gastroparesis

• Ehlers-Danlos syndrome

• kidney failure

• Pseudomonas infection

• Osteoarthritis

• Neuropathy

• Myalgia

• Chronic pancreatitis

• Cystic Fibrosis

• Crohn's disease

 

[suck my pickle]

I don't know if I've said it before, but this thread is one of my favorites on the site thanks to your utterly meticulous documentation and your ability to not only remember, but instantly summon photo proof of contradictions in Anna's spaghetti bowl of a life story in order to point out how Anna is full of shit. You deserve some kind of medal.

Also, that photo is some fucking horrifying creepypasta material.

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this will honestly haunt my dreams.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She'd probably look healthier if she ate a soul or two.

Souls are too high in calories tho

 

[Dysnomia]

The decor in the background sure looks a lot more like what I'd expect from a shitty timeshare, not a "super duper fancy resort."

Heh, this. Anna has a long, self-documented history of becoming ill in order to escape uncomfortable situations - if you look at her story from an angle and squint, it's kind of nice that she resolved not to use health woes as an excuse to avoid her undergraduate coursework. But the fact that she believes life with illness or disability is life on easy mode just shows how coddled and sheltered she's been, and how tenuously her many ostensible ailments are connected to reality.

Depending on the school, interacting with disabilities support services and arranging accommodations can be the equivalent of a part-time administrative job on top of being a full-time student. Maybe Anna actually thought her professors would hold her to a low standard if they believed she was ill, but she definitely believed this story would seem credible to others. I'm certain she expected a hospital selfie would surely result in waived assignments and extended deadlines. For all their promotional text about being a "campus family," NVU-Johnson definitely doesn't pay their mostly-part-time-and-short-term faculty enough to care.

On vacation, Anna failed to completely remove her eyeliner before going to bed, and is using the dark circles of smeared makeup around her eyes to illustrate her tired and worn-down state:
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Also, note the University of Delaware shirt. She's revived the story that she had to abandon her promising undergraduate education and athletic career due to chronic illness, when of course, she never matriculated and instead busied herself with starving alone in her creepy apartment until her family sent her erstwhile homeschool prom date to bring her home.

She's been posting a lot of weird selfies lately where she looks like a tired out homeless lady on drugs. Anna, these pics do not farm sympathy. Go back to the single tear streaming down your face as you look up towards Daddy God. Those were much better.

Either you are trying too hard to look sick or you are really starting to regret that poo bag.

Don't be so negative! UDel Anna was the best Anna and she is clearly just reliving her glory days. UDel Anna is how we got the cucumber dick, the apple inexplicably placed in a plastic cup, cereal that was just vegetables covered in cinnamon floating in a moat of almond juice, and the dried dog shit protein loops she called donuts. I never knew there were so many foods that were 10 calories or less per serving or that baby carrots are immortal until I witnessed her stunning career at that prestigious academy.

Good times. I miss them.

Courtesy of @swiggety_swoogitty, as of last summer Anna had claimed:

Edit: Curiously, no fibromyalgia, but multiple chronic pain conditions. Wouldn’t be surprised if she decided to add it, given the laundry list she’s got going. When you’re already lying about the majority of your life, what’s one more falsehood?

Maybe fibromyalgia is just too mundane for her. At this point I'm surprised she isn't lugging around an IV.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Yep, that's who I want on my health care team - someone involved in a pyramid scheme that's been repeatedly warned by the FDA for marketing essential oils with drug claims and without FDA-approved applications, and is now careful to toe the letter of the law while trampling all over its spirit.

Yesterday, Anna wanted to nap in her dad's "amazing" airport lunch, which she awkwardly characterized as "an Asian Mongolian beef 'bao.'"
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Wow Bao is a fast-casual restaurant chain owned by a tech-focused private equity firm. My personal impression of their "Asian concept end-to-end technology platform" was fast food made to the generic white person's taste - surprisingly good for a quick bite at the airport, but not exactly amazing.

Anna was also amazed by the presence of a yoga studio in the Burlington airport, exclaiming, "Only in Vermont!" While the Burlington airport is certainly in Vermont and nowhere else, yoga rooms are not terribly uncommon in major airports worldwide:
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And finally, she updated her Stories to let everyone know she was too tired and ill to update her Stories:
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Anna's travel posts actually make me sad. She's so totally bowled over by various mundane things she encounters, it's almost endearing. It's like catching a glimpse of the curious and openminded person she might've been if she weren't so committed to always being right, in service to the disordered behavior that keeps her world so very small.

e: Anna says she did not comply with her aftercare recommendations, insisted on lifting an overly heavy bag, and suffered a minor stoma prolapse as a result. Somehow, this is Satan's fault:
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We can all count our blessings here - at least she did not post a picture of it.

“My poor little body.” Go fuck yerself Anna, yer a grown woman, an adult woman, not the March family’s sickest ickle pwecious babby girl.

Edit: oh hell I just realized...how can Anna be a Real and Honest Doctor AND a brave little prepubescent girl at the same time?

Will she start claiming to be THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR EVER, SO ADORABLE? Or will she switch off on which one she larps that day depending on mood?

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna spent the final day of her family beach vacation freaking out over another stoma prolapse and seeking comfort from her "CF mom:"

Over the past 24 hours I’ve had unwanted excitement...another stomal prolapse (note: the wonderful combo of #ileostomy and #cysticfibrosis makes me super susceptible to these). I’ve also had unwanted, unbearable fatigue, frustrating nausea, and not gonna lie—a bit of depression and self-pity. However, I’ve also had some beautiful conversations, heart-to-hearts, and moments with some beautiful people, specifically @thevitalityvixxen. These beautiful conversations, heart-to-hearts, moments, and yes, even tears, were a beautiful reminder of how God works all things for good (Romans 8:2. An illness so cruel...so costly...so chainlike has resulted in a friendship (correction: CYSTERhood) so cherished, so precious, so HEALING. Much of what CF patients go through can’t be understood by the general population, much less family and friends. We go through unconscionable bodily trauma on a daily basis...we weather storms every hour that would cause a regular human to crack—as they should. We stay strong...but we can only stay strong for so long. There comes a point when you HAVE to talk about it. You HAVE to find someone who “gets it”: someone who can cry with you and talk you down and remind you that yes, even though organs are falling out and blood is coming up you will survive. This person, for me, has been Jess @thevitalityvixxen. I will never be able to express how eternally grateful I am for my fibros and cysters who have shared tears, moments, and misery with me...and for my soul cyster Jess @thevitalityvixxen who has been my mentor and “CF mom,” helping me learn how to juggle and manage this vicious disease with as much grace as possible (we are both dancers, after all ), while keeping everything—life—in perspective. So in conclusion, this post is ultimately a thank you. A thank you to everyone who every day helps me keep going—you know who you are—to everyone who stays strong and serves as an incredible example to all of us who also need to stay strong, and to Jess, who has taught and continues to teach me so much...about CF, about health and wellness with chronic illness, and about life in general. I love you cyster. #annasorganiclife

Recall that Anna chose to disregard aftercare instructions and carried a too-heavy bag while traveling shortly after surgery, predisposing herself to a prolapse. Apparently, up to a quarter of ileostomy patients will experience stoma prolapse, and having it happen once means it's more likely to happen again. The literature suggests it is rarely dangerous, but tends to cause patients psychological distress disproportionate to the physical discomfort involved.

But who is this "CF mom," one wonders?

Oh. Oh of course. She is an affiliate seller for "transformational foods for a high vibration, holistic lifestyle" and enjoys posing with her many medical accessories.

Now, Anna is back at her mom's house, drinking lots of liquids...

...and crying them out in the form of healing tears:

Her baseline state is such terrible distress that even minor inconveniences cause her tremendous hardship:


Poor, brave little Anna. Surely this is someone poised for great success in nursing school.

 

[AnOminous]

Poor, brave little Anna. Surely this is someone poised for great success in nursing school.

Good thing that isn't going to happen. Nobody should have to deal with some diseased, unhygienic "nurse" with a leaking shitbag attached to a prolapsed open wound, who is also so batshit crazy she deliberately did that to herself just for attention.

 

[Damaged Goods]

unwanted, unbearable fatigue

As opposed to what? Desired fatigue?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Should someone with an ostomy be drinking that much? I know they risk dehydration but this just seems... excessive.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Should someone with an ostomy be drinking that much? I know they risk dehydration but this just seems... excessive.

Well, the typical advice for ostomates seems to be "Aim for 2.5 liters per day, or whatever amount is needed to keep pace with output - use urine color as a guide."

Anna says she suffers from high output and has to drink more than the typical ostomate for this reason, but her drinking habits are probably exacerbating the problem. To maximize water absorption in the small intestine, people with ileostomies are usually advised to eat before drinking, to sip slowly and continuously rather than chugging all at once, and to substitute a commercially prepared or homemade oral rehydration solution containing balanced sugars and salts for some or all of the water, tea, and coffee they would ordinarily drink.

There's no way Anna's pancreas eating disorder is allowing her to drink 6 tsp of sugar and 1/2 tsp salt in each liter of water, per the World Health Organization's basic rehydration solution preparation, and she's relying on low-calorie smoothies and weird glops instead of returning to a diet of normal foods as advised.

That 40 oz of unspecified liquids plus 12 oz tea that Anna swilled down immediately upon waking would've just poured right through her.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Ok, so I was very confused as to why she flew to Vermont right after her stoma prolapsed, without seeking medical attention for it. Now that apprently it happened a second time and she did nothing about it, I googled around a bit to try to understand what's going on with her new butthole. If you already know all about it you can ignore this post. I didn't think a spoiler tag was necessary because I had no problem handling this info even though I'm squeamish, but I'll hide it if anyone thinks I should.

When a stoma prolapses, it means that some of the intestines protrude out of the hole in the abdomen. It can vary in severity. If it's a small protrusion there's no danger but if it's several inches long it becomes an emergency due to potentially losing blood flow to the portion of the intestines that is now outside of the abdomen.

Sometimes it's temporary and the prolapse retreats back inside on its own. Other times you can help it by putting ice on it, sprinkling brown sugar on it (no idea why this would work) or manually putting it in its place (you need to be taught how to do this by a medical professional). But sometimes there's nothing you can do about it and some patients have to wear a belt around their abdomen that covers the stoma so the intestines stay tucked in, but they have to keep periodically lifting it so that the poop can flow out and into the bag. A prolapse can happen once, or the stoma can keep prolapsing and receding, or it can prolapse for good and a revision surgery is needed.

So I guess Anna's 2 prolapses were minor and they receded on their own. Hopefully she doesn't mess with her stoma and she better start following her dr's advice. Because the only thing that makes life with a stoma more miserable is a prolapsed stoma.

 

[Popoto]

Other times you can help it by putting ice on it, sprinkling brown sugar on it (no idea why this would work)

The intestines and colon have a natural capacity to absorb salts, sugars and water. Putting sugar on the exposed section will trigger contractions and draw the exposed section in. Sugar triggers this faster than salt, but I cannot imagine Anna using anything with calories.

 

[praktica]

I googled around a bit to try to understand what's going on with her new butthole.

random.txt candidate?

 

[Damaged Goods]

random.txt candidate?

What have I done?

 

[praktica]

What have I done?

No offence meant, honestly! I love that Anna, the most pious character featured on this site, generates some of the most ribald content.

 

[Damaged Goods]

No offence meant, honestly! I love that Anna, the most pious character featured on this site generates some of the most ribald content.

No worries, I didn't take offence. I just suddenly realized how bad it sounded without context. Never in a million years did I think something I wrote could ever be random.txt-worthy

 

[pinkbutterfly]

My guess on the water is that the doctor told her to stay hydrated, in a reasonable way, and the ortho/ana part of her brain is now obsessing over that. She finally has a piece of diet-related medical advice that doesn't necessarily include weight gain, and it looks like she's loving it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

She'd probably look healthier if she ate a soul or two.

She's on her way to become a Lich like Ashley...

Anna spent the final day of her family beach vacation freaking out over another stoma prolapse and seeking comfort from her "CF mom:"



But who is this "CF mom," one wonders?
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Oh. Oh of course. She is an affiliate seller for "transformational foods for a high vibration, holistic lifestyle" and enjoys posing with her many medical accessories.

Her mom is a Munchie Thot? Of course.

ETA: I know she ain't her real mom but her "mom", duh.

 

[Karl Franz]

She's on her way to become a Lich like Ashley...



Her mom is a Munchie Thot? Of course.

She's her "CF mom" aka online munchie BFF