Here's hoping he's resorted to going gay for pay. Out behind the dumpster at Piggly Wiggly getting double stuffed by Nigerian twins. I wonder if they make him recite the 14 words before they bust their Nuts on his face?
I don't think the claims were overestimiste that much...
I think at this point, it's pretty much clear that Ralph can't host a show for shit, not without his chief underling Zidan doing the heavy lifting of wrangling guests. Interviewing is a whole different ballpark that requires a decent amount of prep work and research to get those genuine reactions to good questioning that keeps people engaged, and judging from the rather boomer MAGApede newsarticles they've been reading on the fly for the past couple months, that's not going to happen.
It's been roughly a week since our last pay pig breakdown. New developments have arisen since the David Stay stream and the other past shows this week. While the shameless gifting off a Jim topic may have netted him some extra viewers and some more "Lino" than usual, it lost him Patrons. With the current rate of Lino, his gamble of shameless E-Grifting lost more than it gained.
On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.
If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)
The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.
Also we will include graphs once again and an archive to the Graphtreon link.
Ethan Ralph: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
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It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.
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Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
https://archive.fo/R233x
Old 'New Project 2' archive for comparison
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
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He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.
Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.
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Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
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I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.
So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.
Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.
His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.
Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.
This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.
Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.
New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.
I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.
Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.
Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.
Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.
[previous posts for reference]
Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.
His new project 2 account is a joke. 9 supporters with a total of $67 a month
me thinks that Ralph might be having the real money problems right now.
WHAT?!?!? You can't be serious? I thought this meme was a joke? That is legit disturbing.
Probably nodded off while whacking it to her "900k sub count".
Could he even get a real job with the shit that comes up when you Google him?
Excellent compilation as usual.Evening Report: Gunt Fall Edition
Good evening and welcome to tonight's update on the ongoing search for a drunk Virginian redneck.
As you may be aware previous reporters brought you snippets of the Gunt's return to twitter but failed to bring you the hard hitting archive links. I will not fail where others have.
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Ralph has suffered multiple spelling errors and a sad attempt to dunk on JF which shows how out of it he still is when he either wasn't aware youtube livestreaming was down for everyone or honestly thought he could slip such a fail own past everybody. Either way, the comments have been tearing his ass a new one as you will be able to see in the spoiler.
Also as a comparison, see the numbers in terms of Lino JF earned for one stream vs. one Gator stream
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Our sleeper agent of the Gunt Gaurd, Gay-tor has been hard at work to try to save the audience while Ralph is drinking himself to death.
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Gator has gotten some light jabs in the comments, but nothing that the archive links won't have fully captured. Basically since school is out, our long lost soundboard host is stepping in since I am sure he realizes the audeince is hanging on by a thread and a whole week or more of no streams might spell the final decent into Mundane Matt numbers for Ralph.
Flamenco is going to be streaming too in an attempt to make up the difference, but nobody cared.
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Not even a single like for the now running Co-host of the killstream for a few months now. Not one person cared enough to like his tweet from hours ago. At least Gay-tor could have thrown him a like, maybe?
Over all it has been a shameful display. Gunt has lost 2 additional pay pigs since our last breakdown. Apparently all these shenanigans are weighing heavy on the people fundingSpoonyRalph's life.
We were previous at 133 patrons and have now dipped to 131.
Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
It seems every week he almost consistently loses some. It's not large numbers, but as history keeps showing us in Ralph's case, they do not come back after they leave normally. I get the feeling that the one's who are still paying are desperately holding out hope that Ralph is somehow going to get over his feigned problems right now. I don't think that will be the case. This is a self feeding problem now. With every poorly received show, lack of good viewership, failed stream grift to other topics, etc. Ralph pulls himself further into his misery that causes his own problem.
I don't think he is drinking because his dad died or because his mom's health is poor. He is simply drinking because his success is fading in front of his eyes and every attempt he has made to reclaim it has gone nowhere. He is running out of tricks he can pull. Him lying to his mom in that audio clip about his view numbers was the most telling revelation that has come out in months. He is running from the fate that will ultimately catch up with him and he is out of ideas. This is much like what Tonka went through, although Tonka seemed to at least manage to stay sober more often through his downfall. Thinking back on all those oxyberry jokes now draws a sharp parallel to what Ralph is currently dealing with.
The past patreon breakdowns are in the spoiler below
People who have killed other people find jobs. It won't be a dream job, he had that and fucked it up, but he could find a job. He streamed at night he could have already had a job. So many people are going to have to explain multi-year gaps in their resume because they bet everything on YouTube.
