Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 783 56.7%
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Scroll down and read the comments jack made, looks like he was trying to defend himself
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JackDavis said:
LOL holy shit Jack... This isn't playful harmless racism, this is legit racism. Something about being with that guy with the soulpatch and glasses really brings out the racist in Jack. He really feels comfortable talking shit about black people with him around.
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lol i noticed that too. here's another clip with jack and paul where jack points out that a mexican restaurant is located next to a lawnmower shop and then giggles over it

speaking of paul, he was in a number of jack's old videos but then disappeared for a while and appeared in just a few after jack moved to TN. i remember he randomly showed up in one of jack's videos a few months back looking 30 years older and about 50 lbs fatter

 
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captkrisma said:
Jesus...I actually believe that Jack might just be taking a bite or two of the burgers and leaving. Next stop is in a few hours in Atlanta. Grindhouse is a chain in Atlanta (there's one in the airport as well), so it makes me kind of bummed that they're not hitting up Vortex for the 'Fat Elvis' burger. Double cheeseburger with fried banana, bacon, and peanut butter...right up Jack's alley.

Edit: Jack's path of burger destruction is likely taking him towards Charlotte, NC before they loop around and take highway 40 back to Nashville.
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Jack would never go in Vortex, it would be high school all ovef again for him
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
Jack clings to that status a little too hard. Throw him in a lineup of mixed browns and not many people are going to choose him when they're told one doesn't belong.
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I genuinely thought he was. I dont know why Scalfani didnt click for me, I just assumed he was from Southern California and looked a little hispanic and didnt question it.
 
JackDavis said:
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LOL yeah Jack, that's it. You picked two random things with long lines and just happened upon "Social Services Line" and "Unemployment Line". Even your buddy was telling you to edit it, before you doubled down on it.
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Sounds like JacKKK is quite the racist. Sounds like somebody needs to be deplatformed off of YouTube.
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
Does anybody know what this is about?

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Aaway said:
not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though
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It's a meme. You'll see it a lot on Anthony Fantano videos, for example, where people will reference some egregious remark made in the video, but not really, kind of as an aside. The joke, with Fantano at least, is that it's extreme prejudice shit you'd know he'd never say.
Whereas with Jack, I could totally picture him saying that in a video, so it's not actually that funny when applied to him.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Bugged Keto dude, I didn't fail the diet, I never failed the diet.
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Bugged keto mechanics!! What a beginner's trap! I ate 15 burgers and I had a stroke!!

Please pledge to my Patreon so I can get back on the burger diet and get healthy! And cover my medical bills!
 
Zero fks to give said:
Jack would never go in Vortex, it would be high school all ovef again for him
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I believe it. Plus Jack would give it one star because of the 'no phones' policy. For those of you not in the know, Vortex prides itself for not serving you shit if you got your cellphone out. Like...won't even stop for water, so Jack is fucked.

Vortex also prides itself on having the "realest" waitstaff. They're people, and will be dicks to you if you're dicks to them. If you're especially entitled and dumb (read: Jack Scalfani), they'll just toss your ass out.

But real talk, best burgers I've ever tasted.
 
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Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.
 
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